Posted on 09/15/2010 9:25:21 AM PDT by toma29
All democrats (or those voting as such) will begin getting a monthly check in the mail for their faithfulness.
Has Obama shot himself in the bunker?
Don’t forget: Jerry Brown looooooooved Jim Jones.
‘Comrades!’ cried an eager youthful voice. ‘Attention, comrades! We have glorious news for you. We have won the battle for production! Returns now completed of the Government Motors Volts-wagen show that the Peoples’ Car has achieved 452 miles per gallon—fueled by well water!
All over America this morning there were irrepressible spontaneous demonstrations when workers marched out of factories and offices and paraded through the streets with banners voicing their gratitude to Big Obama for the new, happy life which his wise leadership has bestowed upon us. Here are some of the completed figures. Jobs: 99.9% full employment! the war upon poverty & drugs, Complete and Utter Victory! hood-rat fatties: completely elimnated! Arugala & Kobe beef production ...”
OMFG, the witty responses here must be archived. This whole thread is an awesome read.
He just saved a bunch of money on his car insurance by switching to Geico?
I guess they are excdited about getting rid of the Jackass logo. Does anybody see this as a target for elephants feet?
I feel I’m looking down a barrel with a D-shaped bullet.
No guesses, but Karl Rove is hoping it’s big enough to replace all the FR threads about him! :)
Looking something like this?
1. Your 2009 Wages, tips and other compensation: $ ______
2. Send in the amount on line 1.
My vote goes to yours.
Tim Kaine getting his own daytime talk show.
They found the birth certificate?
How would you grade the performance of the current administration?
A?
B?
C?
or maybe.......wait for it.....
D?
Harry Reid is putting the DREAM act into the military bill?
A new website is going to “excite Democrats across the country”? That’s about the lamest, sorriest thing I’ve ever heard. They have nothing to offer, nothing!
The new website seizes your computer and you can never leave it. It is Sharia compliant. You can check in but you can’t check out. Like the Bates Hotel.
Bill Clinton has agreed to campaign all across the USA for Dems seeking re-election starting immediately. Obama too busy adjusting the teleprompter.
In truth, I've seen more exciting, uplifting cemeteries in my day.
I can't tell you how much I am looking forward to future "major announcements" from the adoptive home of the CP-USA!
CA....
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