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Major Democrat Announcement Later Today - Any Guesses?
Useful Info Nation ^ | 9/15/2010 | Thomas Bryan

Posted on 09/15/2010 9:25:21 AM PDT by toma29

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To: toma29

All democrats (or those voting as such) will begin getting a monthly check in the mail for their faithfulness.


61 posted on 09/15/2010 9:42:08 AM PDT by zeaal
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To: toma29

Has Obama shot himself in the bunker?


62 posted on 09/15/2010 9:42:43 AM PDT by katana (No pity, no mercy, no quarter for traitors)
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To: JPG

Don’t forget: Jerry Brown looooooooved Jim Jones.


63 posted on 09/15/2010 9:43:15 AM PDT by dangus
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To: toma29

‘Comrades!’ cried an eager youthful voice. ‘Attention, comrades! We have glorious news for you. We have won the battle for production! Returns now completed of the Government Motors Volts-wagen show that the Peoples’ Car has achieved 452 miles per gallon—fueled by well water!
All over America this morning there were irrepressible spontaneous demonstrations when workers marched out of factories and offices and paraded through the streets with banners voicing their gratitude to Big Obama for the new, happy life which his wise leadership has bestowed upon us. Here are some of the completed figures. Jobs: 99.9% full employment! the war upon poverty & drugs, Complete and Utter Victory! hood-rat fatties: completely elimnated! Arugala & Kobe beef production ...”


64 posted on 09/15/2010 9:43:44 AM PDT by tumblindice (Here's your hat, Karl. What's your hurry?)
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To: toma29

OMFG, the witty responses here must be archived. This whole thread is an awesome read.


65 posted on 09/15/2010 9:44:00 AM PDT by lefty-lie-spy (Stay metal. For the Horde \m/("_")\m/ - via iPhone from Tokyo.)
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To: toma29

He just saved a bunch of money on his car insurance by switching to Geico?


66 posted on 09/15/2010 9:45:41 AM PDT by Pete
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To: The Pack Knight
They are kidding, right?

I guess they are excdited about getting rid of the Jackass logo. Does anybody see this as a target for elephants feet?

67 posted on 09/15/2010 9:45:45 AM PDT by mazda77 (Rubio - US Senate, West FL22nd, Scott/Carroll - FL Gov/LtGov, Miller-AK US Senate)
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To: mazda77

I feel I’m looking down a barrel with a D-shaped bullet.


68 posted on 09/15/2010 9:48:45 AM PDT by toma29
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To: KansasGirl
They will rename it . Obama tax cuts.
69 posted on 09/15/2010 9:48:49 AM PDT by opentalk
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To: toma29

No guesses, but Karl Rove is hoping it’s big enough to replace all the FR threads about him! :)


70 posted on 09/15/2010 9:49:39 AM PDT by Heart of Georgia
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To: toma29
The democrats are proposing a new IRS FLAT tax with a ridiculously simple form?

Looking something like this?


1. Your 2009 Wages, tips and other compensation:  $ ______

2. Send in the amount on line 1.


?
71 posted on 09/15/2010 9:50:21 AM PDT by longjack
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To: longjack

My vote goes to yours.


72 posted on 09/15/2010 9:52:14 AM PDT by toma29
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To: toma29

Tim Kaine getting his own daytime talk show.


73 posted on 09/15/2010 9:53:15 AM PDT by freespirited
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To: toma29

They found the birth certificate?


74 posted on 09/15/2010 9:53:48 AM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed, and I do not give a damn.)
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To: mazda77
That is HILARIOUS!!!!!

How would you grade the performance of the current administration?

A?

B?

C?

or maybe.......wait for it.....

D?

75 posted on 09/15/2010 9:54:15 AM PDT by Gabrial (The Whitehouse Nightmare will continue as long as the Nightmare is in the Whitehouse)
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To: toma29

Harry Reid is putting the DREAM act into the military bill?


76 posted on 09/15/2010 9:56:19 AM PDT by chris_bdba
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To: Redleg Duke

A new website is going to “excite Democrats across the country”? That’s about the lamest, sorriest thing I’ve ever heard. They have nothing to offer, nothing!


77 posted on 09/15/2010 9:57:47 AM PDT by The4thHorseman
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To: bamagirl1944

The new website seizes your computer and you can never leave it. It is Sharia compliant. You can check in but you can’t check out. Like the Bates Hotel.


78 posted on 09/15/2010 9:58:13 AM PDT by screaminsunshine (counter revolutionary)
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To: toma29

Bill Clinton has agreed to campaign all across the USA for Dems seeking re-election starting immediately. Obama too busy adjusting the teleprompter.


79 posted on 09/15/2010 9:59:31 AM PDT by Timocrat
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To: The Pack Knight
Ooooh, that was really exciting!!!

In truth, I've seen more exciting, uplifting cemeteries in my day.

I can't tell you how much I am looking forward to future "major announcements" from the adoptive home of the CP-USA!

CA....

80 posted on 09/15/2010 10:02:22 AM PDT by Chances Are (Whew! Seems I've found that silly grin again!)
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