Posted on 08/03/2010 6:17:46 PM PDT by Libloather
Artist Sculps Barack Obamas Rear, Calls It The Immaculate Conception
Famed Sculptor, Christopher Wanker, has had his hands on one rear or another for years nowsculpting a lifeless rear, and bringing it to the brink of artistic perfection. Until now, there has always been something missing, something that has left him empty inside, searching for the next creation of perfection. Now, however, the sculptor has created perfection personified. He has sculpted the rear of Barack Obama. Its so perfect that Wanker is calling it The Immaculate Conception.
Many argue that the art is in bad taste, but Wanker points out that Barack Obamas rear is so historic that it must be sculpted. Obamas Presidency is the most historic in our history, argues Wanker, and we must preserve this moment. Nothing does that better than staring at a life size image of a persons rear.
Some of the controversial rears that Wanker has done in the past include Rep. Barney Frank, Rep. Nancy Pelosi and former Vice President Al Gore. But with Obamas rear, it will take all of his skills to handle it. In his words, it will take perfection.
This isnt just a task. Its a calling, added Wanker. I have done so many rears in the past that I grew weary of doing anymore. Now I get a chance to get my hands on Barack Obamas rear, and I am filled with excitement. I am going to take as long as it takes to finish.
Still, others find the idea disgusting and crude. Whats with this Wanker, asked Jed Schtopit. Who wants to see another mans rear? Especially Obamas rear. He must be one of them homos!
I cant wait to see Obamas rear, stated an excited Barney Frank. When Wanker did my rear, it was utterly fantastic! Im sure hell do as good of a job with Obamas rear.
Once completed, the Obamas sculpting will find its way into the Smithsonian Institute where everyone in America will be able to see the ass on full display.
Is there no end to this horror?
Satire.
Will this be his official portrait?/S
Will he consult Larry Sinclair?
It's what most folks see while the rookie constantly, neverendingly dribbles.
I like it, L. I like it alot. LOL!
Ping!
Perfect, GnL. Perfect!
Ping.
It not mine, butt it is funny!
beat me by a few seconds...
Still a great picture.
Yours is slightly different so I’ll give you a pass (even though it was more than a “few seconds”). BO’s pose is different.
A knowing Barry, he’ll put the ‘sculpture’ outside the Oval Office, and you’ll have to kiss it before entering.
tHANKS...ENDED UP TAKING THE ONE IN COMMENT #12.
The sculpture in #7 is good....
Good call, Pooks! Can’t wait to see it in PookieToons?
I think I’ll change it to #7. It is a good one.
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