Posted on 11/04/2009 8:47:26 AM PST by jcpryor
In a shocking, pre-dawn announcement, President Obama upheld his end of the bargain, and named D. Scozzafava his Special Advisor on Reproductive Rights, thus rewarding the Republican Candidate for his only consolation in the November 3rd Elections, otherwise a PR nightmare for the neophyte Executive. The President’s call to the Scozzafava residence came right after the “Thank You” from Democrat Owens who, as he put it, “Couldn’t have done it without her.”
“Ms. Scozzafava’s special recognition by Pro-Abortion organizations and her talent as a politcal hermaphrodite make her a natural here in Washington,” noted the President. “We are thrilled to have the kind of Bi-Partisanship that results when Republicans are willing to put principles behind them and move forward.”
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WTH????? When one compromises one's principles and gives in to those who do not possess principles, then one has made a deal with Satan and will reap their just reward.
The lefty lib is a Rino. There is nothing redeeming or “bi-partisan” about her.
How bad is it when you can’t tell the satire from reality until well into the article. Sheesh.
This is a joke. Read it all to the bottom.
Thank GOD this woman was booted out by the Conservatives. People like this we DON'T need!
It's funny sometimes how things seem to work out for the better. Had she been elected, we'd have been stuck with her for life. As it turns out, we only have to deal with a leftists for 12 months.
Read the article. It’s satire.
“Yes, I am kidding, Reagan Orphans, this is only political satire. But…didn’t you find it just a little too easy to believe?”
Unfortuantely, it is probably closer to the truth than we know. It will probably just take a day or two.
Satire, to be humorous, has to be somewhat believavvble. This is totally believable. I'm sooooo glad she's out. We would have been sooooo screwed.
Still, Gingrich would be wise to stay out of the public light for a while, but he is going to be on Hannity's TV show tonight.
I swear, some people just don't know how to go away.
Holy crap - almost got me again!
Funny how these satire threads are so destructive to my body. So glad someone stated satire before I actually blew a gasket!
It was soooooo close.......
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