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Kerry Warns McChrystal's Call for Additional Troops Goes "Too Far, Too Fast"
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 31 October 2009 | John Semmens

Posted on 11/02/2009 9:49:24 AM PST by John Semmens

The chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, Senator John Kerry (D-Mass) labeled General Stanley McChrystal’s proposal to send 40,000 additional U.S. combat troops to Afghanistan “ill-considered.”

“This kind of blind blustering and saber-rattling might have sold in the Bush era, but it’s a new day under Democratic leadership,” Kerry boasted. “A more cautious and deliberate approach must guide us.”

In support of his position, the Senator cited a resolution passed unanimously by the Berkeley City Council calling for “an end to the United States’ barbarous ravaging of Afghanistan with cowardly remote attacks.” “At least the so-called jihadis have the good taste to blow themselves to bits when launching their suicide missions against American troops,” said Councilmember Max Anderson. “Their willingness to give their own lives offsets the collateral damage they inflict on innocent bystanders.”

Kerry recommended that rather than meet General McChrystal’s request, “we, instead, send a smaller number of troops a shorter distance.” “An expeditionary force of 10,000 US troops to Honduras to back the reinstatement of President Zelaya would be more in keeping with the new direction and attitude President Obama is trying to implement for American foreign policy,” Kerry contended.

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Military/Veterans; Politics
KEYWORDS: afghanistan; democrat; honduras; satire

1 posted on 11/02/2009 9:49:27 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
To paraphrase Stalin ... "How many divisions does John Kerry command?"
2 posted on 11/02/2009 9:51:24 AM PST by The Duke ("Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Democrat Party?")
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To: John Semmens

Kerry’s vast, heroic military experiences emboldened him to recommend sending an expeditionary force of swift boats across the Atlantic.

;)


3 posted on 11/02/2009 9:51:52 AM PST by sodpoodle (Never give up- Keep Up!!!)
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To: John Semmens

I have grown to hate these satire posts almost entirely.

But you nearly got me with this one... and that made me laugh.


4 posted on 11/02/2009 9:52:56 AM PST by GulfBreeze (Palin 2012 - For The Change You Wanted!!!)
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To: John Semmens

Kerry wants to turn the boat around, and get to hell out of there, leaving enough troops around to cover his stinking arse.


5 posted on 11/02/2009 9:54:01 AM PST by pallis
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To: John Semmens

His bold leadership in THREE MONTHS of viet nam service- where he was KICKED OUT as being UNFIT FOR COMMAND

(after shooting a teenager in the back, and running like a coward froma gunfight dumping one of his men into the water)

All this leads me to beileve kerry should STFU


6 posted on 11/02/2009 9:54:29 AM PST by Mr. K (I live in fear that one of my typos becomes a freeper catchphrase...I'm series!)
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To: John Semmens

“Are you still in Vietnam, John?”

“Total Idiot” and Total Traitor!


7 posted on 11/02/2009 9:54:42 AM PST by Texas Fossil (Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil; in its worst state, an intolerable one.)
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To: Texas Fossil

Clarification> I meant John F. Kerry not John who posted this.


8 posted on 11/02/2009 9:55:47 AM PST by Texas Fossil (Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil; in its worst state, an intolerable one.)
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To: John Semmens

“McChrystal wants too much, too fast” said John, Generally-speaking...


9 posted on 11/02/2009 9:56:58 AM PST by mikrofon ('John Swifty' saying)
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10 posted on 11/02/2009 9:57:09 AM PST by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: John Semmens
Darn, your headline got me again!
11 posted on 11/02/2009 9:57:51 AM PST by Seeking the truth (Ocents.com - You Lie & Joker stamps, tees, mousepads, bumper stickers....etc)
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To: John Semmens
George Armstrong Kerry delivers his opinion.

Dithering Dems Doing Diddly Dooming the Dedicated to Die

These are the same a$$holes that held multiple committee meetings to blather about the lack of armor for humvees in Iraq.

12 posted on 11/02/2009 9:58:37 AM PST by N. Theknow (Kennedys: Can't fly, can't ski, can't drive, can't skipper a boat, but they know what's best.)
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13 posted on 11/02/2009 10:00:46 AM PST by AngelesCrestHighway
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14 posted on 11/02/2009 10:02:38 AM PST by AngelesCrestHighway
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Benedict Arnold Kerry is giving military advice to an Army General.

Just pathetic.


15 posted on 11/02/2009 10:12:25 AM PST by Travis McGee (---www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com---)
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16 posted on 11/02/2009 10:18:49 AM PST by 444Flyer ("Permission to engage the enemy Sir! " " Permission denied." (Under CIC Obamao.))
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To: John Semmens

Didn’t Kerry say the same thing about the Iraq Surge requests?


17 posted on 11/02/2009 9:28:17 PM PST by SuziQ
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