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I Hope Jesus Thinks Larry David is Funny
Young Gun Conservative ^ | Doug Giles

Posted on 11/02/2009 7:20:57 AM PST by YoungGunConservativeRadio

Larry David joined the ranks of the rank this week when he whizzed on an image of Jesus Christ on his unfunny HBO show. I think this one will come back to bite you, LD.

Yep, Larry, you should have indeed curbed your enthusiasm when you were contemplating POing Protestants and Catholics who watch HBO and buy your Seinfeld DVDs.

FYI to ludicrous Larry: We “goofy” religious folks who number in the millions in the flyovers take our God seriously and don’t take a shinin’ to tools like you urinating on that which reps our Savior. Heck, we don’t even take kindly to people like Ozzy Osbourne peeing on the Alamo.

I would venture to guess that just as San Antonio banned Ozzy from entering their city until he repented nine years after the fact, you might find Christians in America shunning you and your Seinfeld products like they would a ski parka during a sweaty south Florida summer.

At least Ozzy had some semblance of an excuse in that he was a blithering, tormented, drunk, drug-infested idiot at the time. What’s your defense?

What David did this week is up there with what “Kramer” did at that L.A. comedy club when he went loopy with his racist rant. I wonder if the Rev. Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton are going to get as indignant with David as they did with Richards, seeing that Larry whizzed on the God they worship. Hmmm. We shall see.

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1 posted on 11/02/2009 7:20:57 AM PST by YoungGunConservativeRadio
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To: YoungGunConservativeRadio

I think Larry David should show urination on a menorah, a star of David, and depictions of the prophet Mohammed. We should bash all religions equally.


2 posted on 11/02/2009 7:22:46 AM PST by Dilbert San Diego
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To: YoungGunConservativeRadio
Larry David is funny - he is funny looking!
3 posted on 11/02/2009 7:26:44 AM PST by isthisnickcool (GIVE ME YOUR MONEY B***!! - President Obama)
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To: Dilbert San Diego

It would be a hate crime if David or Mohammed were involved. Larry won’t spread the urine around.


4 posted on 11/02/2009 7:29:29 AM PST by Boardwalk
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To: YoungGunConservativeRadio
The world is filled with these hate riddled oh so tolerate liberals. No, he will not get past the Throne on Judgment Day. Christ will whip him off to the Lake of Fire without much comment.
5 posted on 11/02/2009 7:30:09 AM PST by RetiredArmy (It's simple. The Second Coming is near. READ the Bible and what IT says about these times!)
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To: Dilbert San Diego

Larry David represents a growing group of people who have no sense of respect for anything. He wouldn’t mind wizzing on a Menorah or a Bible. His conscious is seared and vacant. Maybe praying for pathetic people like him and others who struggle with this degree of narcissism is all that can be done.


6 posted on 11/02/2009 7:30:47 AM PST by Bowtie52
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To: YoungGunConservativeRadio

We sit and take it, over and over, while watching our nation and world be held to a double standard only Ted Kennedy could understand.

I will hand it to the Muslims, if this were about their Prophet, this Secularist probably would’t be alive.

The dumb taxpaying Christian gives him an Emmy.


7 posted on 11/02/2009 7:48:26 AM PST by wac3rd (Felipe Calderon supports the public option.)
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To: YoungGunConservativeRadio

Yes, Michael Richards’ insults came to mind also.

But as awful as that was, I assume it was not premeditated. And he didn’t build a TV episode around it for broadcast at a later date.


8 posted on 11/02/2009 7:59:16 AM PST by cvq3842 (A fool and his liberty are soon parted.)
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To: Bowtie52

He wouldn’t have the guts to insult Muslims, for fear of violence.

But Christians and Jews are fair game, I guess.

Maybe he should concentrate on trying to be FUNNY, rather than merely shocking.


9 posted on 11/02/2009 8:00:30 AM PST by cvq3842 (A fool and his liberty are soon parted.)
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To: YoungGunConservativeRadio; All

Who is Larry David, and what was his connection to that show?


10 posted on 11/02/2009 8:03:21 AM PST by Budge (Who will protect us from the protectors?)
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Who is Larry David, and what was his connection to that show?

he was one of the creators of Seinfeld... and i think the character "George" was based on him...

11 posted on 11/02/2009 8:08:52 AM PST by latina4dubya ( self-proclaimed tequila snob)
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To: YoungGunConservativeRadio

Leave the judging to Jesus! He has a perfect consequence for the guy.


12 posted on 11/02/2009 8:12:22 AM PST by RebelTXRose
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To: isthisnickcool
Larry David is funny - he is funny looking!

I've seen his show for a few minutes - at its best, it has amusing moments, nothing more. Seinfeld could take David's somewhat amusing script and sometimes make it reasonably funny. However, Jerry Seinfeld is a comedian and Larry David isn't.

13 posted on 11/02/2009 11:53:49 AM PST by CommerceComet
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