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Forcing People to Buy Health Insurance President’s Prerogative, Says Gibbs
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 31 October 2009 | John Semmens

Posted on 11/01/2009 10:17:57 AM PST by John Semmens

White House Spokesman Robert Gibbs dismissed arguments that there is no Constitutional mandate for requiring people to purchase health insurance.

“The President’s opponents are tying themselves in knots over arcane notions of ‘enumerated powers’ and ‘rights supposedly reserved to the people’ when the issue is as simple as can be,” Gibbs asserted. “I’m no Constitutional scholar, but as I read the document, President Obama is the nation’s Supreme Commander. And if the Supreme Commander gives an order, everyone is obliged to obey it—’game over.’”

Gibb’s statement was backed up by House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif) who maintains that the issue of whether there is a Constitutional mandate for compelling people to buy health insurance is “not a serious question. We are a sovereign government. That means we can make laws and the people must comply.”

Pelosi added “I don’t see any difference between taxing people to fund a government delivered service and requiring them to go out and buy that service from a private firm. We already force people to fund Social Security. We forced people to pay bailouts to private banks. We force them to pay for innumerable special projects in every appropriations bill. Why are the so-called conservatives belatedly raising a Constitutional issue over health care when that horse left the barn long ago?”

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TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: bhohealthcare; constitution; obama; pelosi; satire

1 posted on 11/01/2009 10:17:57 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
Oh, really.....and what does the CONSTITUTION have to say about THAT? FO BO
2 posted on 11/01/2009 10:18:46 AM PST by goodnesswins (Tagline, oh tagline, whereart thou?)
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To: John Semmens

Keeps gettin’ harder and harder to tell the satire from reality!


3 posted on 11/01/2009 10:20:39 AM PST by bigbob
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To: John Semmens

I’m gonna bill you for my heart attack Semmens!!!!

Or I will have to read the thread title after the author’s name! LOL!


4 posted on 11/01/2009 10:21:23 AM PST by sodpoodle (Never give up- Keep Up!!!)
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To: John Semmens

Sing it loud, honeys! The more people hear this the better.


5 posted on 11/01/2009 10:21:24 AM PST by synbad600
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To: goodnesswins

oooh, Supreme Commander? Is that what he was elected as? And the ‘separation of powers’ and ‘checks and balances,’ those are also arcane? Bill of Rights? Constitution? Oh, I see — we WANTED that....

Unn-uh, Mr. Gibbs. You all are on the wrong side of history.


6 posted on 11/01/2009 10:21:46 AM PST by bboop (Tar and feathers -- good back then, good now)
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To: goodnesswins

oooh, Supreme Commander? Is that what he was elected as? And the ‘separation of powers’ and ‘checks and balances,’ those are also arcane? Bill of Rights? Constitution? Oh, I see — we WANTED that....

Unn-uh, Mr. Gibbs. You all are on the wrong side of history.


7 posted on 11/01/2009 10:21:57 AM PST by bboop (Tar and feathers -- good back then, good now)
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To: John Semmens

Although this is “satire,” it’s so close to being actual reality that the two are indistinguishable!


8 posted on 11/01/2009 10:22:08 AM PST by Ken522
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To: synbad600

Damnit! Got me again.


9 posted on 11/01/2009 10:22:16 AM PST by synbad600
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To: John Semmens
“I’m no Constitutional scholar, but as I read the document, President Obama is the nation’s Supreme Commander. And if the Supreme Commander gives an order, everyone is obliged to obey it—’game over.’”

0bama must a large stash of crack for all to smoke.

These people can not be that stupid.


10 posted on 11/01/2009 10:22:22 AM PST by Uri’el-2012 (Psalm 119:174 I long for Your salvation, YHvH, Your law is my delight.)
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To: John Semmens

President Obama is the nation’s “Supreme Commander”?
Come again, Mr. Gibbs?


11 posted on 11/01/2009 10:22:50 AM PST by Bobkk47
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To: goodnesswins

Oh SHOOT! Sarcasm! What was that email joke that came by, re Obama jokes: “Liberals don’t think they are funny, and conservatives think they are true.”

hahah.


12 posted on 11/01/2009 10:23:47 AM PST by bboop (Tar and feathers -- good back then, good now)
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To: John Semmens
“I’m no Constitutional scholar, but as I read the document, President Obama is the nation’s Supreme Commander. And if the Supreme Commander gives an order, everyone is obliged to obey it—’game over.’”

Almost got me--again!

Great stuff, John!

13 posted on 11/01/2009 10:23:54 AM PST by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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To: John Semmens

Great one John


14 posted on 11/01/2009 10:24:28 AM PST by wastedyears (My 15 seconds of fame are on my profile.)
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To: John Semmens

As usual, John, an excellent piece. I’m dreading the day when there will be no need for your satire, as it will all be fact.......


15 posted on 11/01/2009 10:25:30 AM PST by Gabz (Democrats for Voldemort.)
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To: UriÂ’el-2012
These people can not be that stupid.

Sure they could be.

Our knowledge is limited, but stupidity is boundless.

16 posted on 11/01/2009 10:25:46 AM PST by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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To: Smokin' Joe
LOL ;-)

17 posted on 11/01/2009 10:26:22 AM PST by Uri’el-2012 (Psalm 119:174 I long for Your salvation, YHvH, Your law is my delight.)
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To: John Semmens
“I’m no Constitutional scholar, but as I read the document, President Obama is the nation’s Supreme Commander. And if the Supreme Commander gives an order, everyone is obliged to obey it—’game over.’”

Zieg Heil!

18 posted on 11/01/2009 10:26:47 AM PST by D Rider
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To: John Semmens

GA....got me!!!!


19 posted on 11/01/2009 10:30:39 AM PST by goodnesswins (Tagline, oh tagline, whereart thou?)
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To: John Semmens

Way to go! It puts it all in perspective for even the dullest of minds. Using their own words against them is a very good strategy.


20 posted on 11/01/2009 10:31:21 AM PST by eyedigress
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To: bigbob

“Keeps gettin’ harder and harder to tell the satire from reality”

Neither reality nor satire, more like prophecy. I think he got his hands on a press release that they were scheduling for next month.


21 posted on 11/01/2009 10:32:06 AM PST by rightwingcrazy
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To: synbad600
Yep, gotta admit, I tripped too.

When I saw "Gibbs" it was over... hook line sinker... gulp.

22 posted on 11/01/2009 10:32:46 AM PST by TLI ( ITINERIS IMPENDEO VALHALLA)
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To: John Semmens
President Obama is the nation’s Supreme Commander. And if the Supreme Commander gives an order, everyone is obliged to obey it—’game over - Robert Gibbs, October 2009

Supreme Commander ?!? WTF ?!?

23 posted on 11/01/2009 10:34:08 AM PST by pyx (Rule#1.The LEFT lies.Rule#2.See Rule#1. IF THE LEFT CONTROLS THE LANGUAGE, IT CONTROLS THE ARGUMENT.)
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To: John Semmens

I guess when they think “commander-in-chief” or “supreme commander” they think Lenin and Mao, not George Washington or Ronald Reagan.


24 posted on 11/01/2009 10:34:55 AM PST by samsmom
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To: John Semmens; sodpoodle

I was screaming at the computer and then saw where it came from. I will have to blame you for my future heart attack one day, you do it to me everytime. LOL


25 posted on 11/01/2009 10:35:03 AM PST by republicangel
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To: pyx
Satire or not, this is the prevailing attitude in DC.

26 posted on 11/01/2009 10:36:28 AM PST by pyx (Rule#1.The LEFT lies.Rule#2.See Rule#1. IF THE LEFT CONTROLS THE LANGUAGE, IT CONTROLS THE ARGUMENT.)
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To: synbad600

Every politician that votes in favor of this Health Care Reform bill needs to be punished. The voters must take away their jobs. They need to feel the sting of our anger.


27 posted on 11/01/2009 10:41:53 AM PST by brwnsuga (Not a Slave!)
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To: John Semmens

“White House Spokesman Robert Gibbs dismissed arguments that there is no Constitutional mandate for requiring people to purchase health insurance.

“The President’s opponents are tying themselves in knots over arcane notions of ‘enumerated powers’ and ‘rights supposedly reserved to the people’ when the issue is as simple as can be,” Gibbs asserted. “I’m no Constitutional scholar, but as I read the document, President Obama is the nation’s Supreme Commander. And if the Supreme Commander gives an order, everyone is obliged to obey it—’game over.’” “

Where in the Constitution does it say “Supreme Commander” over the people? Where in the Constitution does it say the President makes law?

This would mean the President is an elected dictator.

Oabama and his fellow Marxists can kiss my ass!

Arm up! They Are!


28 posted on 11/01/2009 10:43:59 AM PST by CodeToad (If it weren't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable!)
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To: John Semmens

“Supreme Commander”??? Where does Gibbs get THAT idea? Folks, we need to throw these ignoramuses under the bus. Maybe where Obama grew up, in Indonesia, there was a “Supreme Commander” but not in this country!


29 posted on 11/01/2009 10:45:06 AM PST by browniexyz
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To: John Semmens

Oops -you got me on satire!


30 posted on 11/01/2009 10:45:26 AM PST by browniexyz
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To: John Semmens

“Supreme Commander”

NOTHING in the Constitution says the President is the “Supreme Commander”. That phrase isn’t even used in the Constitution.


31 posted on 11/01/2009 10:48:34 AM PST by CodeToad (If it weren't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable!)
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To: John Semmens

Hey Gibbs - he ain’t an effing KING, you moron. Although I know he thinks he is.


32 posted on 11/01/2009 10:54:15 AM PST by beethovenfan (If Islam is the solution, the "problem" must be freedom.)
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To: John Semmens

No, it’s against my human rights, a****

The Constitution means nothing to you evil libturds.


33 posted on 11/01/2009 10:57:39 AM PST by TribalPrincess2U (demonicRATS, the party of taxes and death. Is this what you want?)
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To: John Semmens
Pelosi added “I don’t see any difference between taxing people to fund a government delivered service and requiring them to go out and buy that service from a private firm

This show how stupid she is and how stupid she thinks Americans are.

As it stands now buying insurance from a private firm is NOT REQUIRED and we’re NOT SUBJECTED TO A FINE for not getting insurance.

As of now we can decide to save our money to use for health care ourselves, i.e. HSA, or buy private insurance. It's know as a CHOICE. That's not the same. Now you want to tax that also. The party of eternal taxes and quick death, in that order.

34 posted on 11/01/2009 11:07:44 AM PST by TribalPrincess2U (demonicRATS, the party of taxes and death. Is this what you want?)
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To: John Semmens

They are ALL getting too comfortabel using the word “sovereign”.


35 posted on 11/01/2009 11:09:21 AM PST by RebelTXRose
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To: John Semmens

>arcane notions of ‘enumerated powers’ and ‘rights supposedly reserved to the people’

*sigh* - THIS is exactly what’s wrong with the government; it is unchained from the very Constitution written and enacted to bind it down.


36 posted on 11/01/2009 11:39:35 AM PST by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: bigbob

I agree. It took me a paragraph or two before I noticed where this came from. It’s really bad when you read this stuff and think there’s even a possibility it could be true.


37 posted on 11/01/2009 12:04:50 PM PST by Marmolade
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