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Obama Nominee Sees Traditional Marriage as Threat to Planet
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 24 October 2009 | John Semmens

Posted on 10/27/2009 10:49:03 AM PDT by John Semmens

President Barack Obama’s nominee to the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (EEOC), Chai Feldblum, has rankled many by calling the promotion of traditional marriage “wrongheaded.”

“The idea that two-parent families are a positive force for good is mistaken,” Feldblum argued. “In fact, its touted key strength—that it is best for children—is its greatest weakness. The Earth is already overpopulated. Adding more children can only worsen this problem.”

Feldblum contrasted traditional heterosexual marriage with the gay lifestyle, calling it a comparison that does not bode favorably for so-called traditional values. “The great virtue of homosexual relationships is that they don’t produce more children,” Feldblum pointed out. “Sexual needs can be gratified without risking polluting the planet with more humans. So, going gay is a significant step toward going green.”

(Excerpt) Read more at azconserv1.wordpress.com ...


TOPICS: Humor; Politics; Society; Weather
KEYWORDS: gay; green; population; satire

1 posted on 10/27/2009 10:49:04 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

yes! put all gay people on an island so they can procreate their own paridise!!


2 posted on 10/27/2009 10:50:20 AM PDT by Mr. K (I live in fear that one of my typos becomes a freeper catchphrase...I'm series!)
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To: John Semmens

Please.

SATIRE!!!


3 posted on 10/27/2009 10:51:48 AM PDT by Mr. Jazzy ("I AM JIM THOMPSON and moderates make me PUKE!!!")
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To: Mr. Jazzy

I usually get to do the “people who don’t see the satire tag in 3..2..1 but I am WAY late on this one.


4 posted on 10/27/2009 10:55:51 AM PDT by freedumb2003 (Communism comes to America: 1/20/2009. Keep your powder dry, folks. Sic semper tyrannis)
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To: freedumb2003
This isn't really satire anymore. I mean, they really believe this junk.

They're just cautious about saying it straight-up.

5 posted on 10/27/2009 10:56:57 AM PDT by Campion ("President Barack Obama" is an anagram for "An Arab-backed Imposter")
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To: freedumb2003

The sad thing is that it is not too far from reality!


6 posted on 10/27/2009 10:57:49 AM PDT by Tatze (I reject your reality and substitute my own!)
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To: John Semmens

“polluting the planet with more humans”

Why don’t de-populationists lead each other off a cliff?


7 posted on 10/27/2009 10:57:52 AM PDT by beefree
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To: Mr. K

Put them ALL on cruise ships and don’t let them dock - homos, lesbians, pedophiles, and animal perverts (we will spare the poor animals however). If they try to swim for it, treat them like the ‘pirates’ they are.


8 posted on 10/27/2009 10:58:38 AM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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To: John Semmens
“The Earth is already overpopulated. Adding more children can only worsen this problem.”

Unfortunately, that is not satire. There are people who actually believe that. Zero Population Growth.

9 posted on 10/27/2009 10:58:38 AM PDT by my_pointy_head_is_sharp (The Libs play dirty because the Libs ARE dirty.)
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To: John Semmens

Irate for a moment until I realized this is in fact satire. I admit it is close to what some of these commies believe ——that’s what made it so easy to believe


10 posted on 10/27/2009 10:58:55 AM PDT by the long march
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To: John Semmens

11 posted on 10/27/2009 10:59:51 AM PDT by libh8er
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To: freedumb2003

I didn’t see it either.

But in our defence, with all the stuff thats coming out of this administration now, its hard to tell what is satire and what is not.

I have to say I was not suprised that one of Zer0s appointees said this.


12 posted on 10/27/2009 11:00:48 AM PDT by envisio
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To: envisio

>>But in our defence, with all the stuff thats coming out of this administration now, its hard to tell what is satire and what is not.

I have to say I was not suprised that one of Zer0s appointees said this.<<

If someone were to post the REAL things this administration has said and done as satire, everyone would assume it is so.

I tease a bit, but quite frankly I read everything twice and double check since you can’t tell fantasy from reality with these bunch of commies.


13 posted on 10/27/2009 11:03:44 AM PDT by freedumb2003 (Communism comes to America: 1/20/2009. Keep your powder dry, folks. Sic semper tyrannis)
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To: John Semmens

While I appreciate a good satire as much as anyone, when the two links you post merely send people to your blogpage and not to the faux ‘essay’ which is the focus of the thread, ‘attention whoring’ comes to mind.


14 posted on 10/27/2009 11:05:54 AM PDT by MHGinTN (Dems, believing they cannot be deceived, it is impossible to convince them when they are deceived.)
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To: Campion

Thats why Zer0 has all these radical czars. He can’t carry out his radical agenda in full view. He has to appear moderate.
All the while these czars are really running the show, implementing his radical agenda. If one of them happens to get out of line or be exposed, he merely sweeps them under the bus and no harm is done to him.


15 posted on 10/27/2009 11:07:58 AM PDT by envisio
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To: John Semmens

He says “....is that they don’t produce more children,”
sorry. Some do. Through the abomination of sperm donors and/or surrogate “mothers.”


16 posted on 10/27/2009 11:21:12 AM PDT by Leftism is Mentally Deranged
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To: beefree
Why don’t de-populationists lead each other off a cliff?

Because they believe they have a right to live, and that you, and yours do not...

the infowarrior

17 posted on 10/27/2009 12:24:43 PM PDT by infowarrior
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To: John Semmens

Is this satire, John, or do you know something we don’t?

Golly, you’re good. But after seeing the real comments that have been made by the Hussein administration lately, it must be getting really hard to satirize them. So I’m glad to see that you are up to the task.


18 posted on 10/27/2009 12:29:51 PM PDT by chesley ("Hate" -- You wouldn't understand; it's a leftist thing)
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