Posted on 10/26/2009 10:20:29 AM PDT by Stoutcat
Starring Nancy Pelosi!
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Nancy Pelosi Halloween masks, made of very stretchable elastic rubber.
Crowder Strikes Again!
Got this one in my e-mail today:
Nancy Pelosi was touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car. Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, they hit it full on, and the car comes to a stop. Nancy , in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur: ‘You get out and check - you were driving. The chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead but it was old.
‘You were driving; go and tell the farmer,’ says Nancy .
Two hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face.
‘My God, what happened to you?’ asks Nancy .
The chauffeur replies: ‘When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me.’
‘What on earth did you say?’ asks Nancy . ‘I just knocked on the door and when it was answered, I said to them: ‘I’m Nancy Pelosi’s chauffeur, and I’ve just killed the old cow.’
That’s a keeper!
I read it as I was getting ready for work - sure got my day off to a good start! :-)
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