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America's new criminal profiling: SWC(Succeeding while conservative)
www.daveweinbaum.com ^ | October 22, 2009 | Dave Weinbaum

Posted on 10/23/2009 2:00:34 PM PDT by nutsonthebus

On a dark humid Florida night a black sedan meanders toward a mansion where a meeting is to take place about an investment opportunity. A Racial Justice Patrol Car, with a SCB (Successful Conservative Bulletin) taped to its dash, sirens screaming, lights flashing, headlights beaming on high blinding anyone looking back, compels a pullover.

The two officers, guns drawn, loudspeakers in the other hand shout, “Get out of the car--NOW!” A slimmed down radio talk show host exits, EIB microphone in hand. The racial cops scream, “Put your hands on the car and keep your big mouth away from the mike!”

Host: “Are you arresting me?”

Weapons cocked and aimed, the two race cops yell, “We told you to SHUT UP! You have the need to remain silent while we convict you of racial hatred without a single shred of evidence! You will own no professional sports team or any other business in the USA . You have the right to leave the country as long as you leave your EIB microphone here. Is that clear?!”

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TOPICS: Conspiracy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: limbaugh; nfl; rush; sharpton
A newspaper in the midwest called this column about Rush Limbaugh's attempts to buy an NFL franchise "racist" and refused to print it. I just saw it as satire. What do you think? Racist? Read the rest here while it's still a free country.
1 posted on 10/23/2009 2:00:35 PM PDT by nutsonthebus
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