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"BREAKING NEWS: Obama named Motor Trend's Car of the Year!" FR Mentioned
SunSentinel.com ^ | Oct 12, 2009 | Jack Furnari

Posted on 10/12/2009 1:41:30 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar

Edited on 10/12/2009 4:41:25 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

Every so often, actual breaking news is so absurd that parody is the only answer. After news of President Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize broke on Friday, the website, FreeRepublic.com was deluged by its members with Breaking News! parody posts.

The faux headlines kept me giggling all day, and a few have already made it into my inbox via e-mails gone viral. Sometimes, ya just have to laugh.

Breaking! President Obama named Sears Preferred Customer!

Barak Obama Finds the Arc of the Covenant. Indiana Jones Inconsolable.

Breaking! Obama's Face Found on Mars!

BREAKING: Obama inventor of the Internet....Nobel committee takes back prize given to Al Gore...............


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: emperornoclothes; freerepublic; frinthenews; humor; nobelprize; obamajokes; obamalegacy; pajamapeoplerule
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To: Jet Jaguar

This just in from Scotland - Obama shoots perfect round at St. Andrews! 18 holes-in-one!


21 posted on 10/12/2009 2:06:14 PM PDT by CholeraJoe (Member of AARP - Armed And Really Pi$$ED!)
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To: growingpains

OBAMA WINS MISS AMERICA CONTEST IN DRAG!

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Tina Brown vows reprisals, claims vote bogus. Rush Limbaugh would never have voted for a black Miss America!


22 posted on 10/12/2009 2:10:21 PM PDT by not2worry (WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND)
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To: Jet Jaguar

23 posted on 10/12/2009 2:10:46 PM PDT by Iron Munro (When seconds count, the police are only minutes away)
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To: CholeraJoe
This just in from Scotland - Obama shoots perfect round at St. Andrews! 18 holes-in-one!

And Obama didn't even have to swing, the balls went into the hole on their own.

24 posted on 10/12/2009 2:12:52 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Jet Jaguar

Barack Obama Named Miss America, 2010!


25 posted on 10/12/2009 2:13:33 PM PDT by TChris (There is no freedom without the possibility of failure.)
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To: Jet Jaguar

BREAKING NEWS-OBAMA ADMITS TO BEING HALF WHITE, BUT ONLY ON LEAP YEARS OR ON FEBRUARY 29TH, WHICH EVER COMES FIRST.


26 posted on 10/12/2009 2:13:57 PM PDT by not2worry (WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND)
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To: Jet Jaguar

Okay, I missed the Motor Trend COTY one. Nice.


27 posted on 10/12/2009 2:14:21 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: Jet Jaguar
The Patriot Post

28 posted on 10/12/2009 2:16:14 PM PDT by NonValueAdded ("The President has borrowed more money to spend to less effect than anybody on the planet. " Steyn)
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To: not2worry

ROFL


29 posted on 10/12/2009 2:17:15 PM PDT by NonValueAdded ("The President has borrowed more money to spend to less effect than anybody on the planet. " Steyn)
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To: Jet Jaguar

Is there a Junk in the Trunk joke here?

Got a Diamond in the Back and a Sun Roof Top?


30 posted on 10/12/2009 2:17:26 PM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie
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To: Houghton M.

I think her loaves have been multiplied enough already.


31 posted on 10/12/2009 2:19:42 PM PDT by mountn man (The pleasure you get from life, is equal to the attitude you put into it.)
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To: geo40xyz
He must be an “EDSEL”

No, he's an exploding Pinto or perhaps an "Unsafe at Any Speed" Corvair.

32 posted on 10/12/2009 2:23:44 PM PDT by reg45 (Be calm everyone. The idiot children are in charge!)
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To: the_devils_advocate_666
They are not counting all the votes for him:

http://promo.espn.go.com/espn/contests/theheismanvote/2009/thanksVote

33 posted on 10/12/2009 2:23:52 PM PDT by La Lydia
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To: SlowBoat407

Most are still out there starting at the following link and working back into the day....

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/search?m=all;o=time;q=quick;s=obama;x=240


34 posted on 10/12/2009 2:24:28 PM PDT by deport
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To: ImJustAnotherOkie

Gangsta White walls, TV Antenna in the back?

Freddie’s Dead.

(Just another doughy white guy rememberin his funked-up high school days!)

I actually have this on my IPod.


35 posted on 10/12/2009 2:25:16 PM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (FreepMail me if you want on the Bourbon ping list!)
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To: Jet Jaguar

The Big Wee Wee wins Cleo Award

Some of the Great One's other accomplishments depicted HERE.

36 posted on 10/12/2009 2:30:28 PM PDT by Zakeet (Central Park Zoo vs. White House -- one has an African Lion -- other has a lyin' African)
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To: the_devils_advocate_666

Thank you. We’ve been working on that one. lol


37 posted on 10/12/2009 2:42:00 PM PDT by republicangel
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To: Jet Jaguar
Barak Obama Finds the Arc of the Covenant. Indiana Jones Inconsolable.

Love it!

38 posted on 10/12/2009 2:42:51 PM PDT by Recovering Hermit (I shot the rooster, the one that used'er, wake me up at four A.M....)
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To: Fu-fu2

I got to the office and fired up the laptop just to get more laughs. Folks were coming into my office wondering why I was laughing non-stop and out loud. True belly laughs at that!


39 posted on 10/12/2009 4:18:05 PM PDT by Road Warrior 04 ( I'll miss President Bush greatly! Palin in 2012! The "other" Jim Thompson)
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To: Jet Jaguar

BREAKING NEWS..
In a shocking development, it was revealed that Barack Obama was at the controls of the airliner which landed safely in the Hudson in January 2009.
Chesley “Sully” Sullenberger, was thought to be piloting the flight. But it turns out that Obama was actually at the controls.

This is just another remarkable chapter in Barack Obama’s life; now back to you in the studio Jim.


40 posted on 10/12/2009 4:25:42 PM PDT by HereInTheHeartland (Just say no to Soylent Green health care)
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