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Posted on 10/12/2009 1:41:30 PM PDT by Jet JaguarEdited on 10/12/2009 4:41:25 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
Every so often, actual breaking news is so absurd that parody is the only answer. After news of President Obamas Nobel Peace Prize broke on Friday, the website, FreeRepublic.com was deluged by its members with Breaking News! parody posts.
The faux headlines kept me giggling all day, and a few have already made it into my inbox via e-mails gone viral. Sometimes, ya just have to laugh.
Breaking! President Obama named Sears Preferred Customer!
Barak Obama Finds the Arc of the Covenant. Indiana Jones Inconsolable.
Breaking! Obama's Face Found on Mars!
BREAKING: Obama inventor of the Internet....Nobel committee takes back prize given to Al Gore...............
This just in from Scotland - Obama shoots perfect round at St. Andrews! 18 holes-in-one!
OBAMA WINS MISS AMERICA CONTEST IN DRAG!
Tina Brown vows reprisals, claims vote bogus. Rush Limbaugh would never have voted for a black Miss America!
And Obama didn't even have to swing, the balls went into the hole on their own.
Barack Obama Named Miss America, 2010!
BREAKING NEWS-OBAMA ADMITS TO BEING HALF WHITE, BUT ONLY ON LEAP YEARS OR ON FEBRUARY 29TH, WHICH EVER COMES FIRST.
Okay, I missed the Motor Trend COTY one. Nice.
Is there a Junk in the Trunk joke here?
Got a Diamond in the Back and a Sun Roof Top?
I think her loaves have been multiplied enough already.
No, he's an exploding Pinto or perhaps an "Unsafe at Any Speed" Corvair.
Most are still out there starting at the following link and working back into the day....
Gangsta White walls, TV Antenna in the back?
(Just another doughy white guy rememberin his funked-up high school days!)
I actually have this on my IPod.
The Big Wee Wee wins Cleo Award
Some of the Great One's other accomplishments depicted HERE.
Thank you. We’ve been working on that one. lol
I got to the office and fired up the laptop just to get more laughs. Folks were coming into my office wondering why I was laughing non-stop and out loud. True belly laughs at that!
In a shocking development, it was revealed that Barack Obama was at the controls of the airliner which landed safely in the Hudson in January 2009.
Chesley “Sully” Sullenberger, was thought to be piloting the flight. But it turns out that Obama was actually at the controls.
This is just another remarkable chapter in Barack Obama’s life; now back to you in the studio Jim.
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