Woman Claims Obama is Her Jesus

Pensamientos ^ | October 8, 2009 | Ken Maes

[kendmaes]

"I've officially been saved, and soon, whether they like it or not, the rest of the country will be too. I will follow him....."

[NRA2BFree]

lol....Words fail me......

[mnehring]

zeroism ping

[elpinta]

A ‘Barf Alert’ would help.
:-)

[Vendome]

Que up the hit machine:

I will follow Him(Sister Act, Whoopie Goldberg)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqp89bkFe8k

[Buckeye McFrog]

have pity on this poor deluded soul

[awake-n-angry]

What Would Reagan Do?

[Joiseydude]

[r9etb]

Maggie Mertens, the woman in question...

[Revolting cat!]

[Texas resident]

The moonbat is in for a huge letdown.

[darkangel82]

Delusional and disgusting.

[MaxMax]

This is how Allah got started.

[taillightchaser]

This woman is an absolute idiot. What’s scary is there are many more just like her!!

[hoagy62]

Y’know...God doesn’t like competition. If Obama gets a big head and actually BELIEVES he’s more than human....

Think about it.

[bassmaner]

Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast for it is a human number, its number is Six hundred and sixty-six

[R. Scott]

This is what I think

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

Ick.

http://www.smithsophian.com/user/index.cfm?event=displayAuthorProfile&authorid=2191697

My interest was piqued, but the dark time lived on until my faith in others was renewed on Jan. 4 in the Iowa state primary. Obama had beat out squeaky clean southern boy John Edwards and former first lady and next in the line of political succession Hillary Clinton. I was in shock. And then I came to Jesus/Obama.

I donated to the campaign. I followed every primary with bated breath, and muttered my prayers to the political gods while proselytizing the miracle of my new prophet. I got a car magnet, I bought a t-shirt; a pin and bumper sticker are on their way to my campus mailbox. Then the media and right wing questioning began: what is he? A rock star, or the next president? Bono or Britney? The naysayers used his popularity among young people against him. Who had ever heard of political posters in college dorm rooms? Bumper stickers on the back of your high school neighbor’s Jetta? Guess what those “Jesus is my homeboy” t-shirts were replaced with at Urban Outfitters? A smiling Obama under his own cutesy sayings like “Obama for yo Mama.”

I must admit, I questioned this myself. After all, would I have ever bought a t-shirt with Al Gore’s face on it? Was this all he was, the newest pop culture fad? I questioned my newfound faith - was it all only a phase, like the time I thought I was Baptist in junior high? But my inner dogmatic struggle only helped cement my beliefs as I followed politics more closely than ever before. Obama’s mere presence, knowledge and enthusiasm in the political realm inspired my own desire to understand what exactly had gone wrong, what exactly he could do to remedy the mess we’d made............................................

[dfwgator]

[DesertConservative]

I keep looking for an Onion or Scrappleface url... its gotta be there, yes?

[Professional Engineer]

[Disambiguator]

Isn’t that Elaine from Seinfeld?

[J40000]

"Rise up and walk..... to your local welfare office and sign up for your reparations check!"

[Jedidah]

She better be watching for lightning bolts.

[cranked]

Good grief......

[Beckwith]

???

[Bean Counter]

Did you catch the audio that Rush played today, from the “Man on the Street” interviews that one of the local TV stations did in Detroit??

Q: Why are you here”

A: To get my money.

Q: What money?

A: Obama money.

Q: Whose money is it?

A; Obama’s money.

Q: Where did Obama get the money?

A: I dunno...his friends I guess...

What’s scary is that there were over 65,000 “applications” submitted for $15 Million in “stimulus money” that is supposed to be available for 3,500 “newly homeless”. These people really think that Obama is going to be handing them all $3000 checks in the very near future.

Messiah complex?? You betcha, for now...with a bullet and/or a flying brick once these people figure out they have been had too. Unemployment is at 28% in Detroit right now...what do you think it will be like in two months when it spikes up into the 40’s??

[the long march]

Exactly the same that went through my sick and twisted brain

[Leftism is Mentally Deranged]

The mental illness called liberalism is spreading...

[Theo]

Yes, that’s what kendmaes seems to be doing since he joined FR last month — simply using FR to pimp his blog. Not a very FRiendly thing to do, IMO....

[mlizzy]

"I Will Follow Him": Obama As My Personal Jesus
by Maggie Mertens, Associate Editor, The Student Press Massachusetts' State College


I found my miracle. Stumbling through my hopeless world, afraid to turn to anyone with my political questions of morality, my concerns about the afterlife of the country I called home, a voice spoke to me. Barack Obama bore to me his testimony in 2004 at the Democratic National Convention, a testimony that included believing in concepts as simple and wholesome as the Constitution; a belief the current administration had done away with entirely. I was 17 and my antipathy for politicians was already in place before I had even reached the age to legally vote for one. He, though, seemed different. I was intrigued. I would follow him. I believed however, that my discipleship would lead me on a much longer path to political change than was true. He was much too young, not white enough, not rich enough, not jaded - the country certainly wasn't ready for this, maybe in 12 or 16 years he would be able to run in the Democratic primary, I thought.

My interest was piqued, but the dark time lived on until my faith in others was renewed on Jan. 4 in the Iowa state primary. Obama had beat out squeaky clean southern boy John Edwards and former first lady and next in the line of political succession Hillary Clinton. I was in shock. And then I came to Jesus/Obama.

Others too, had seen him as a shining light, heard that mythical voice boom out over the mountaintops; people were wearing the t-shirt because they would rather wear something representing a politician than a pop star. People everywhere, young and old, were caring again. So what's the problem here?I've officially been saved, and soon, whether they like it or not, the rest of the country will be too. I will follow him, all the way to the White House, and I'll be standing there in our nation's capital in January 2009, when Barack Obama is inaugurated as the 44th president of the United States of America.
In the name of Obama, Amen.

[kendmaes]

I am not pimping anything. In fact it is my understanding that is what the “Bloggers and Personal Forum” was created for. So far the moderators have not told me different and if it is against the rules then I would stop posting without a problem.

[Grim]

(Apologies in advance)

[Theo]

It’s not against any “rules” to use FR solely to promote your blog.

But most real FReepers engage in dialog. They don’t just post excerpts from their blogs, hoping to drive traffic there.

[Joann37]

I love the “self-portrait”!

[kik5150]

Will history repeat itself?

[kendmaes]

Wrong my friend, I am not trying to drive traffic anywhere. Just sharing what I post with others and that is my only intention.

[Doomonyou]

[cornelis]

It was touted as a cult, but Jones claimed it was a perfect communist paradise.
And this, from wiki

Unlike most other figures deemed as cult leaders, Jones was able to gain public support and contact with prominent local and national United States politicians. For example, Jones and Moscone met privately with vice presidential candidate Walter Mondale on his campaign plane days before the 1976 election and Mondale publicly praised the Temple.[42][43] First Lady Rosalynn Carter also personally met with Jones on multiple occasions, corresponded with him about Cuba, and spoke with him at the grand opening of the San Francisco Democratic Party Headquarters where Jones garnered louder applause than Mrs. Carter.[42][44][45]

[Slings and Arrows]

Has she taken The Mark?

[humblegunner]

He’ll take the Gom Jabar and become a priestess I bet.

[Slings and Arrows]

The Gom Jabar kills animals.

[The Comedian]

Obama is Nix.

[humblegunner]

It kills a lot of people.

[50mm]

See posts 31 and 40 for Zero worship. Disgusting!

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[MissouriConservative]

Well, when you have a vacuum between your ears, something will always have to fill that dead air...and this woman is living proof.

[Sparko]

Maggie Mertens is hard up, pitching her resume.

When she puffs it with

” Live-blogged from the Obama Inauguration in Washington, D.C. Jan. 2009 – May 2009. “

you know you’re digging deep and close to hopeless. I want Obama to adopt her like a second dog. See how The First Pear likes that.

[Cloverfarm]

“Jesus saves the party: I’m back and I brought more ice.”

I like that, in light of making water into wine at the wedding reception in Cana. Now that was REALLY saving the party!

B.O. seems more like Herod.

[Happyinmygarden]

Interesting that you don’t see any Asians or Hispanics in these line-ups for freebee extravaganzas.

No, I am not racist but if 10% of the population is black, and it is reasonable to assume that at least half of the black population is self-reliant, hard-working, and taking care of themselves and their families, then this means that our entire nation is held hostage by 5% or less of our entire population because every government program seems to be aimed at taking care of the black community.

It seems rather nutty to me.

[Let's Roll]

Whatever gets her 15 minutes ...