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ACORN Files Lawsuit
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 26 September 2009 | John Semmens

Posted on 09/29/2009 9:17:48 AM PDT by John Semmens

Stung by the prospect of withdrawal of federal aid following the airing of video evidence of its corruption, the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now (ACORN) has filed a suit against filmmakers James O’Keefe and Hannah Giles.

ACORN attorney Jack Cozener argued that “real damage has been done here. The ACORN organization is losing millions in government money. Justice requires compensation for this wrong.”

Cozener said he will be demanding that “100% of the profits that O’Keefe and Giles reap from this effort—from the films, any books or other media—be turned over to my clients. After all, it is ACORN’s staff members that provide the stars for their video. O’Keefe and Giles couldn’t have done it with them.”

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TOPICS: Humor; Politics; Society; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: corruption; hannahgiles; lawyers; media; satire

1 posted on 09/29/2009 9:17:48 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Giles and O’Keefe should be paid royally for exposing this crap and ACORN should get nothing. Giles and O’Keefe are NOT the criminals here.


2 posted on 09/29/2009 9:18:54 AM PDT by madison10
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To: John Semmens

Is this satire?


3 posted on 09/29/2009 9:19:32 AM PDT by IrishPennant (/tagline off due to self moderation)
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To: John Semmens
Man. Had me hook and line. But finally figured it out at the sinker.

Great satire - chilling, though.

4 posted on 09/29/2009 9:19:43 AM PDT by IYAS9YAS (The townhalls were going great until the oPods showed up.)
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To: John Semmens

Glad I saw the, “SATIRE,” keyword...


5 posted on 09/29/2009 9:20:00 AM PDT by RandallFlagg (30-year smoker, E-Cigs helped me quit, and O wants me back smoking again?)
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To: John Semmens
real damage has been done here

Yes and your people caused it

The ACORN organization is losing millions in government money

How, exactly, are they entitled to it? For what purpose? When they commit violations of ethics and/or laws why do you expect that entitlement to continue unchecked?

Justice requires compensation for this wrong.

On this we agree. Start writing a check back to the taxpayers.

6 posted on 09/29/2009 9:20:13 AM PDT by relictele
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To: relictele

me=sucker

But the lawsuit is real unfortunately.


7 posted on 09/29/2009 9:20:42 AM PDT by relictele
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To: John Semmens

Good one! LOL!!!


8 posted on 09/29/2009 9:20:50 AM PDT by Man50D (Fair Tax, you earn it, you keep it! FairTaxNation.com)
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To: RandallFlagg

That’s a cool website.


9 posted on 09/29/2009 9:21:21 AM PDT by Loud Mime (If you don't believe in God, you will believe in Government)
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To: John Semmens

Had me going there, John....

:^)


10 posted on 09/29/2009 9:24:01 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Ram "Health Care Reform" down our throats in '09, and we'll ram it up your @ss in '10.)
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To: John Semmens

Saw this one coming from DAY ONE...
Find a sympathetic Judge, then create a FINACIAL HARDSHIP on those that DARED to expose ACORN’s crimes...


11 posted on 09/29/2009 9:25:52 AM PDT by tcrlaf ("Hope" is the most Evil of all Evils"-Neitzsche)
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To: John Semmens
It is getting harder and harder to do satire on RAT’s and their cohorts because reality and satire are merging.
12 posted on 09/29/2009 9:27:34 AM PDT by JPG (Obama...a 24/7 nightmare.)
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To: IrishPennant; John Semmens

I pretty much know automatically that anything John posts here is satire. But the “real” news is so absurd lately it’s hard to tell sometimes.


13 posted on 09/29/2009 9:29:28 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Those who provide the least and demand the most have a voting majority.)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

Fiction writer are losing work fast lately. No need to make stuff up - it is making itself up with this administration.


14 posted on 09/29/2009 9:32:09 AM PDT by IrishPennant (/tagline off due to self moderation)
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To: IrishPennant

They need to get in Federal Court. Many Federal issues 1st amendment. Employees paid by taxpayers.


15 posted on 09/29/2009 9:44:33 AM PDT by scooby321 (and)
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To: All

This would pass for legit on SFGate.com


16 posted on 09/29/2009 10:03:51 AM PDT by Rodney Dangerfield (Fact: When speaking, BHO refers to himself on an average of every 13 seconds.)
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To: madison10

Amazing the cretin can say the word ‘justice’ without his head exploding.


17 posted on 09/29/2009 10:18:32 AM PDT by polymuser ("We have a right to debate and disagree with any administration!" (HRC))
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To: polymuser

Uh...doh...


18 posted on 09/29/2009 10:19:15 AM PDT by polymuser ("We have a right to debate and disagree with any administration!" (HRC))
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To: John Semmens

Although the article is semi-satirical, the lawsuits are real. There’s a legal defense fund for Hannah at www.defendhannah.com. She was interviewed on the Mike Gallegher show this morning.


19 posted on 09/29/2009 2:35:01 PM PDT by pelicandriver
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