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Green Car Gets Government Subsidy
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 26 September 2009 | John Semmens

Posted on 09/27/2009 9:00:37 AM PDT by John Semmens

Fisker Automotive will receive a $529 million subsidy from the US government to build hybrid cars for the US market. This follows a previous subsidy award of $465 million to Tesla Motors to build electric cars. Both awards were made on the recommendation of international climate genius, former vice-president Al Gore.

The models may seem a bit pricey for the average motorist with the Fisker vehicle going for an estimated $89,000 each and the Tesla for $109,000.

Gore touted the subsidy as a “first step toward a completely green automotive future. While these vehicles may look expensive, they are really a moderately priced contribution to saving the planet. Those who insist on owning their own transportation should be willing to pay this price. Those unable or unwilling to pay the price for their own vehicle should contribute by using public transit. No one has the right to pollute the planet just for the sake of their own freedom to drive wherever they want at a price they can afford.”

The former vice-president suggested that “buyer reluctance might be overcome by targeted efforts like the recent ‘cash for clunkers’ program or by federal regulations forcing all manufacturers to match the performance standards of these ‘green cars’ and the phasing out noncompliant models.”

In related news, in his speech to the “We Media Conference” Gore declared that “American democracy is in grave danger from unconstrained criticism of the government by ‘right-wing fanatics.’ They are abusing the very Internet I invented with their screeds against the President and his efforts to engineer an orderly transition to a new society of communal caring.”

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Weather
KEYWORDS: automakers; bhoenergy; climate; fisker; gore; greens; satire; transportation
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1 posted on 09/27/2009 9:00:37 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Of course, $529 million to create automobile industry jobs in Finland so Al Gore can have a spiffy new car. What geniuses.


2 posted on 09/27/2009 9:02:47 AM PDT by La Lydia
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To: John Semmens
The former vice-president suggested that “buyer reluctance" might be overcome by ...

daily beatings using rubber hoses by SEIU members.


Oh, I forgot, this is supposed to be satire. :)

3 posted on 09/27/2009 9:12:03 AM PDT by pyx (Rule#1.The LEFT lies.Rule#2.See Rule#1. IF THE LEFT CONTROLS THE LANGUAGE, IT CONTROLS THE ARGUMENT.)
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To: La Lydia

Right that is what all this global warming crap is about. To benefit the likes of Gore and the rest of the people who have established companies which benefit from tarp investment money for energy related companies. The tax payer pays. If the company isn’t successful, Gore doesn’t lose any of his private money, just the tax payer tarp money. If the company is successful Gore reaps all of his share of the profit. Just another Democrat reaping money off of the tax payers’ back. Add this to Barney Frank, Rangel, Dodd, Geitner, Pelosi, Reid, on and on and on.....


4 posted on 09/27/2009 9:18:46 AM PDT by classified
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To: John Semmens
The Tesla looks pretty cool though.

Nikolai would approve.


5 posted on 09/27/2009 9:34:57 AM PDT by OpeEdMunkey (Eat right,...exercise...die anyway.)
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To: John Semmens
“American democracy is in grave danger from unconstrained criticism of the government by ‘right-wing fanatics'."

Does anyone seriously doubt that somewhere in Al Gore's mind this very sentiment is really floating around?

More truth than poetry in that one.

6 posted on 09/27/2009 9:39:16 AM PDT by OpeEdMunkey (Eat right,...exercise...die anyway.)
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To: John Semmens; Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro; MeekOneGOP; Daffynition; Allegra; restornu; ...

Gore's old plane burns more fuel than all Rhode Island.





7 posted on 09/27/2009 9:52:19 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Double your income. Fire the government)
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To: John Semmens
Someone parked one of these Tesla Motors Electric Roadsters in the office parking lot not long ago (MSRP: $101,500):

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8 posted on 09/27/2009 10:03:20 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Lady Jag

9 posted on 09/27/2009 10:03:23 AM PDT by Daffynition (What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
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To: Daffynition
Gore illustrates how to get rich on lies.


10 posted on 09/27/2009 10:08:48 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Double your income. Fire the government)
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To: pyx; John Semmens; Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro; MeekOneGOP; Daffynition; Allegra; restornu; ...

Wouldn't you rather drive a Pea?




11 posted on 09/27/2009 10:19:55 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Double your income. Fire the government)
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To: John Semmens

If I drove that on a California freeway, I assure you I would need to pee...


12 posted on 09/27/2009 10:29:41 AM PDT by null and void (We are now in day 249 of our national holiday from reality. - 0bama really isn't one of US.)
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To: Lady Jag

#12 was supposed to be to #11...


13 posted on 09/27/2009 10:31:29 AM PDT by null and void (We are now in day 249 of our national holiday from reality. - 0bama really isn't one of US.)
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To: Lady Jag
I prefer a car with more a-Peel.


14 posted on 09/27/2009 10:43:35 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Crazy is the new sane.)
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To: OpeEdMunkey
The Tesla looks pretty cool though.

If you're partial to Lotus design rip-offs, that is. (Looks like it took all its styling cues from a Lotus Elise to me.)
15 posted on 09/27/2009 10:44:32 AM PDT by Moltke (DOPE will get you 4 to 8 in the Big House - HOPE will get you 4 to 8 in the White House.)
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To: Lady Jag; devolve
Lol, Obama would call that his 'wee weed' pea! snicker
Mashed peas anyone?

 

16 posted on 09/27/2009 10:46:04 AM PDT by potlatch
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To: Lady Jag
Wouldn't you rather drive a Pea?


ROFLMO!

17 posted on 09/27/2009 10:46:53 AM PDT by pyx (Rule#1.The LEFT lies.Rule#2.See Rule#1. IF THE LEFT CONTROLS THE LANGUAGE, IT CONTROLS THE ARGUMENT.)
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To: Lady Jag
Gore's old plane burns more fuel than all Rhode Island.

I'll start driving an electric car when Al Gore starts flying an electric plane...
18 posted on 09/27/2009 10:46:59 AM PDT by Moltke (DOPE will get you 4 to 8 in the Big House - HOPE will get you 4 to 8 in the White House.)
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To: Lady Jag

Yes, I would rather drive a pea!! I AIN’T gonna drive one of those EVER!


19 posted on 09/27/2009 10:47:19 AM PDT by jaycee ((("His eye is on the sparrow and I know He watches me.")))
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To: Lady Jag

Saving the environment is only for peons....not important people lie G O R E~~~~big blustery talking idiot!


20 posted on 09/27/2009 10:50:14 AM PDT by jaycee ((("His eye is on the sparrow and I know He watches me.")))
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To: Lady Jag
I want one for a crash test.
21 posted on 09/27/2009 10:57:07 AM PDT by Candor7 (The effective weapons against Fascism are ridicule, derision, and truth (Member NRA)
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To: potlatch
Actually, that's a wreck between two trucks and a Ford Escape SUV.
22 posted on 09/27/2009 11:04:26 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Crazy is the new sane.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; devolve

[Actually, that’s a wreck between two trucks and a Ford Escape SUV.]

Then we can only use our imaginations of what would have happened to a smart car! The article says the driver survived, hard to believe. On a thread awhile back we agreed that it would be wise just to bury that car......!


23 posted on 09/27/2009 11:16:26 AM PDT by potlatch
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To: Candor7
I want one for a crash test.

It is so easy you can mash it right in with your potatoes.

24 posted on 09/27/2009 11:26:04 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Double your income. Fire the government)
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To: null and void

Pea-pee car. would it improve traffic, though?


25 posted on 09/27/2009 11:28:38 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Double your income. Fire the government)
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To: John Semmens
"...international climate genius, former vice-president Al Gore. "

International Blowhard and Dim Bulb.
26 posted on 09/27/2009 11:34:43 AM PDT by K-oneTexas (I'm not a judge and there ain't enough of me to be a jury. (Zell Miller, A National Party No More))
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To: Slings and Arrows
I prefer a car with more a-Peel.

You may have to submit an appeal.


27 posted on 09/27/2009 11:42:56 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Double your income. Fire the government)
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To: Lady Jag

Only if you are all wee wee’d up...


28 posted on 09/27/2009 11:43:34 AM PDT by null and void (We are now in day 249 of our national holiday from reality. - 0bama really isn't one of US.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Candor7
Holy Mackerel, that's a flattened Ford Escape?

That is scary -

"The Insurance Institute for Highway Safety, which is funded by insurance companies, recently completed crash tests on eight new or redesigned small SUVs. Four of them -- the Volkswagen Tiquan, Ford Escape, Mitsubishi Outlander and Nissan Rogue -- earned the Institute's Top Safety Pick award" (CNN MONEY) .

What did the other vehicles look like?

My 20 year old 5300# car would survive a 45mph headon without bending the frame.

29 posted on 09/27/2009 11:57:02 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Double your income. Fire the government)
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To: jaycee

We’re supposed to be the bosses, the pols are supposed to be our peons.

There are too many megalomaniacs in Congress. Put them in Pea Cars, give them Obamacare.

I hosey the limo.


30 posted on 09/27/2009 12:01:56 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Double your income. Fire the government)
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To: Lady Jag
My 20 year old 5300# car would survive a 45mph headon without bending the frame.

As an old junkyard owner told me.

In the old days, we buried the driver and fixed the car.

Now we fix the driver and junk the car.

Controlled crush is a good thing unless you are colliding with a tri-ax dump like those pics.

31 posted on 09/27/2009 12:02:29 PM PDT by nascarnation
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To: Moltke
I'll start driving an electric car when Al Gore starts flying an electric plane...

As long as it's pea-sized.


32 posted on 09/27/2009 12:12:54 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Double your income. Fire the government)
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To: jaycee
Yes, I would rather drive a pea!! I AIN’T gonna drive one of those EVER!

Would you like to try some other garden variety car?


33 posted on 09/27/2009 12:27:52 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Double your income. Fire the government)
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To: nascarnation

Maybe the trucks were rolling stimulus packagles.


34 posted on 09/27/2009 12:42:36 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Double your income. Fire the government)
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To: Lady Jag

LOL - looks like Al Gore will have to pea-size himself for that to work....(fat (hehe) chance.)


35 posted on 09/27/2009 1:04:42 PM PDT by Moltke (DOPE will get you 4 to 8 in the Big House - HOPE will get you 4 to 8 in the White House.)
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To: Lady Jag
I don't think it mattered whether the vehicle was a Ford SUV or a Smart Car. From the article:

A reader who told us he was present at the scene of the accident said that (although it is not visible in this photograph) a second vehicle was between the Ford SUV and the dump truck at the time of the collision but was knocked onto the grass underneath the elevated roadway, and that any vehicle "short of another dump truck" would have suffered the same crumpled fate as the Ford did.

36 posted on 09/27/2009 1:16:18 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Crazy is the new sane.)
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To: Lady Jag

Put a refrigertation unit in it, and it would make a great keg cooler. You could drive it to the next beer pong party.LOL.

I would call it bubbles for short.You could drive through the neighborhood like an ice cream cart, dispensing glasses of draft Ale.LOL.


37 posted on 09/27/2009 1:28:44 PM PDT by Candor7 (The effective weapons against Fascism are ridicule, derision, and truth (Member NRA)
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To: potlatch

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Good post potlatch!


38 posted on 09/27/2009 1:39:58 PM PDT by devolve ( . . . . . . . . . . never whack them with a 2x4 if 4x4 is handy . . . . . . . . . . .)
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To: Moltke; potlatch

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Close but no cigar!

Lotus actually designed and builds the Tesla roadster for Tesla - using mucho expensavo ultra-light materials to offset the huge battery weight required

Shelby also has a carbon-fiber Shelby Cobra electric (427 S/C style) classic-bodied roadster - torque is about 1000 foot-pounds if I recall correctly - over 240 miles per charge - 110-220-440V

Torque and a smooth instant application of power is the key

Lightweight batteries are still expensive unobtainium dreams for Joe 6-Pak and vehicle designers and manufacturers

Washington DC is giving mega-million dollar grants to algore and other fakeroos - while US hot rodders and some car US manufacturers already have prototypes on the road yesterday

GOOGLE: Baker Electric

You can be electrocuted messing with some hybrid or pure electric vehicles

Your house can burn down while charging it!

GOOGLE: Electric Car sets fire to home


39 posted on 09/27/2009 1:54:51 PM PDT by devolve ( . . . . . . . . . . never whack them with a 2x4 if 4x4 is handy . . . . . . . . . . .)
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To: Moltke
looks like Al Gore will have to pea-size himself for that to work

He could straddle the wings.

40 posted on 09/27/2009 2:05:22 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Double your income. Fire the government)
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To: devolve

Thanks devolve. I have an idea for that Pea Car!


41 posted on 09/27/2009 2:10:38 PM PDT by potlatch
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To: potlatch

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Post your SmartCar test crash .gif
I gotta short errand

Be back


42 posted on 09/27/2009 2:22:25 PM PDT by devolve ( . . . . . . . . . . never whack them with a 2x4 if 4x4 is handy . . . . . . . . . . .)
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To: Lady Jag

Geez!

Gore is a drain on the country! He should have to pay
extra taxes!


43 posted on 09/27/2009 2:32:12 PM PDT by LUV W (2010 is Conservatives' to win....or lose. So....LET'S WIN!!)
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To: devolve

Actually, it seems we agree then. The Tesla is a Lotus design/spin-off. I.e, the Tesla is not really a US product, other than perhaps being assembled in the US. Hardly worthy of the hundreds of millions of tax-payer subsidies.


44 posted on 09/27/2009 2:38:14 PM PDT by Moltke (DOPE will get you 4 to 8 in the Big House - HOPE will get you 4 to 8 in the White House.)
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To: LUV W
Gore is a drain on the country! He should have to pay extra taxes!


45 posted on 09/27/2009 3:02:04 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Double your income. Fire the government)
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To: devolve
NOT SO SMART CAR...


46 posted on 09/27/2009 3:12:08 PM PDT by potlatch
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To: potlatch

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Super potlatch!


47 posted on 09/27/2009 3:19:03 PM PDT by devolve ( . . . . . . . . . . never whack them with a 2x4 if 4x4 is handy . . . . . . . . . . .)
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To: devolve

Took me half an hour to find it!


48 posted on 09/27/2009 3:24:13 PM PDT by potlatch
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To: Moltke; potlatch

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I believe you will find that the Tesla Roadster (Lotus electric-powered) is actually made in England - the electic motor may be one copied from old German submarine electric motors - I am just guessing at that - US electric drag bikes, drag snowmobiles, some drag cars are using that Siemens electric motor or a development from Siemens

http://www.wipo.int/pctdb/en/wo.jsp?wo=2004068680

Carroll Shelby’s AC Cobra was a later copy of a John Schultz’s sick AC-Bristol that had a Corvette V8 and 3-speed Chevy PU truck floor-shift tranny swapped in in tractor & truck repair shop on Dixie Highway in Pompano (see Wikipedia for the much earlier [and much faster] AC-’Vette conversion)

GM refused to sell Shelby the hot Chevy engines as it would compete with their Corvettes; Ford Motor Company jumped at it and shipped the small-block Ford 260ci V8s to AC in England for adaptation assembly and shiiping to the US

Shelby never made a penny on his early Cobra roadster sales - in spite of their racing success in SCCA

Now he is involved in many ventures operated out of Vegas

Ford’s mistake was not to buy out AC and hire their engineers and workers and make Shelby a percentage partner

It would have benefited the Mustang program more and produced mucho bueno PR results and huge Ford product sales


49 posted on 09/27/2009 3:43:27 PM PDT by devolve ( . . . . . . . . . . never whack them with a 2x4 if 4x4 is handy . . . . . . . . . . .)
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To: potlatch

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Didn’t you you type “Smart” into the D File Finder?


50 posted on 09/27/2009 4:35:42 PM PDT by devolve ( . . . . . . . . . . never whack them with a 2x4 if 4x4 is handy . . . . . . . . . . .)
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