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Administration Denies It Is Compiling “Enemies List”
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 20 September 2009 | John Semmens

Posted on 09/20/2009 8:11:45 PM PDT by John Semmens

The Obama Administration rejected concerns that it is collecting information from the Internet for the purpose of compiling an “enemies list.”

“Granted, we are gathering information—names, addresses, and the like—from those who have posted comments critical of the Administration’s policies,” admitted White House spokesman Nicholas Shapiro. “But our purpose is to better target future educational efforts.”

Shapiro contended that “so much of the opposition to the President and his program is based on ignorance and erroneous information that it should be obvious to any sound thinking person that many in our country need a significant amount of reeducation. Rather than just randomly splash this effort around, keeping a list of those most in need will be conducive to ensuring that the right people get the right message.”

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TOPICS: Computers/Internet; Education; Government; Humor
KEYWORDS: commie; communist; denial; enemieslist; internet; obama; reeducation; satire

1 posted on 09/20/2009 8:11:46 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
“Granted, we are gathering information—names, addresses, and the like—from those who have posted comments critical of the Administration’s policies,” admitted White House spokesman Nicholas Shapiro....

And there you have it!

2 posted on 09/20/2009 8:15:16 PM PDT by Alex Murphy (...We never faced anything like this...we only fought humans.)
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To: John Semmens

Wow! What a paranoid administration! Almost Nixonesque, well now that I think about it, more than Nixonesque.


3 posted on 09/20/2009 8:16:53 PM PDT by Citizen Soldier (Just got up from Bedroomshire)
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To: John Semmens
"many in our country need a significant amount of reeducation"

Say what....?

4 posted on 09/20/2009 8:18:07 PM PDT by spokeshave (Obama can't unjump the shark)
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To: John Semmens
Shapiro contended that “so much of the opposition to the President and his program is based on ignorance and erroneous information that it should be obvious to any sound thinking person that many in our country need a significant amount of reeducation.

Good one, John. I suspect that Obama and his minions think this even though they usually have sense enough not to say it.

5 posted on 09/20/2009 8:18:41 PM PDT by Huntress (Who the hell are you to tell me what's in my best interests?)
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To: John Semmens
“But our purpose is to better target future educational efforts.”

Make that ... “But our purpose is to better target future RE-educational efforts.”

"First we start with the children!"

6 posted on 09/20/2009 8:18:46 PM PDT by paul in cape
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To: John Semmens

Hey Obama, put me on there and bring it on, you closet-fruit, anti-American commie bastard. Screw you and everyone in your Administration. And when all is said and done, you’ll be said and done.


7 posted on 09/20/2009 8:19:39 PM PDT by raptor29
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Okay...I promise I wont be concerned about them getting the goods on me as long as they don't make me pay for my re-education experience! Deal???
8 posted on 09/20/2009 8:24:46 PM PDT by boatbums (Not everything faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed unless it is faced.)
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To: John Semmens

Oh man! Shaking head, chuckling.


9 posted on 09/20/2009 8:25:37 PM PDT by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists...Call 'em What you Will, They ALL have Fairies Living In Their Trees.)
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To: Citizen Soldier
"Wow! What a paranoid administration! Almost Nixonesque, well now that I think about it, more than Nixonesque."

"Obamesque" will be the new term in years to come.
10 posted on 09/20/2009 8:30:30 PM PDT by liberty75
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To: John Semmens

I’ve compiled an enemies list...it only took a yellow sticky note, since the only name written is the OBAMA ADMINISTRATION.


11 posted on 09/20/2009 8:32:48 PM PDT by IrishPennant (Where is my much anticipated Obama Opus?)
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To: raptor29

Hey Obama, put me on there and bring it on, you closet-fruit, anti-American commie bastard. Screw you and everyone in your Administration. And when all is said and done, you’ll be said and done.
________________________________________

Put me on the list too.

F U B H O !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


12 posted on 09/20/2009 8:34:22 PM PDT by unkus
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To: John Semmens

Sorry, this administration has so blurred the line between truth and satire that it is no longer possible to know which is which.


13 posted on 09/20/2009 8:38:53 PM PDT by MediaMole
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To: John Semmens

Just imagine the outrage had Pres. Bush done something like this. Obama, et al, remind me of NIXON!


14 posted on 09/20/2009 8:41:11 PM PDT by kcvl
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To: unkus

Damn right.


15 posted on 09/20/2009 8:42:10 PM PDT by raptor29
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To: raptor29

you forgot the crack head part

good post


16 posted on 09/20/2009 8:43:24 PM PDT by MissDairyGoodnessVT ("I never knew there were Martians in my garden...." J.Edgar Hoover,Fmr. Director, F.B.I.)
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To: John Semmens
“Granted, we are gathering information—names, addresses, and the like—from those who have posted comments critical of the Administration’s policies,” admitted White House spokesman Nicholas Shapiro. “But our purpose is to better target future educational efforts.”

SS, your boss sucks. Don't you guys find him just an itsy-bitsy creepy? Me, I would quit before working one more day for this STASI/GESTAPO/STALINESQUE administration.

17 posted on 09/20/2009 8:44:57 PM PDT by Chgogal (American Mugabe, get your arse out of my bank, my car, my doctor's office & my elec. utility.)
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To: John Semmens

A 2002 Tulane graduate, Nick Shapiro, left, became assistant press secretary for President Barack Obama, right, after gaining public relations savvy in New Orleans.

He was a dedicated laborer on John Kerry’s 2004 presidential campaign. After Kerry’s defeat in the election, Shapiro quickly bounced back with a job with the Obama for America effort.

18 posted on 09/20/2009 8:48:50 PM PDT by kcvl
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To: MissDairyGoodnessVT

“you forgot the crack head part”

You know what, you’re right. I apologize for the oversight. Always interested in accuracy and thoroughness here.........!!


19 posted on 09/20/2009 8:51:20 PM PDT by raptor29
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To: raptor29

just trying to be helpful........... ;)


20 posted on 09/20/2009 8:52:37 PM PDT by MissDairyGoodnessVT ("I never knew there were Martians in my garden...." J.Edgar Hoover,Fmr. Director, F.B.I.)
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To: MissDairyGoodnessVT

Much appreciated. Many thanks!


21 posted on 09/20/2009 8:56:35 PM PDT by raptor29
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To: spokeshave

Yeah...reeducation. You remember...like in Red Dawn, when the commies had the townspeople corraled in the outdoor movie theatre and were shown commie propaganda 24/7.

That’s leftist code for “brainwashing”, in case you didn’t know.

And hey, they might even throw in a little torture, just for good measure. Some of us might resist better than others, dontcha know.


22 posted on 09/20/2009 9:07:08 PM PDT by XenaLee
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To: John Semmens

....many in our country need a significant amount of reeducation...

Haven’t communist countries often instituted “reeducation centers”?


23 posted on 09/20/2009 9:10:09 PM PDT by Honorary Serb (Kosovo is Serbia! Free Srpska! Abolish ICTY!)
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To: John Semmens
Another satire, John?

How did they get my e-mail address?
24 posted on 09/20/2009 9:17:08 PM PDT by BIGLOOK (Government needs a Keelhauling now and then.)
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To: John Semmens

Gee,where have we heard this before and I wonder what the boxcars will look like?


25 posted on 09/20/2009 9:30:44 PM PDT by imahawk (Life is tough.It's tougher when you're stupid.)
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To: John Semmens

I like your name and particularly liked the homosexual agenda piece on CA earlier citing Harry Cheeks in the article was profound.


26 posted on 09/20/2009 9:32:45 PM PDT by Outlaw Woman (Hey............How's that Hope and Change Thingy workin' for ya?)
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To: John Semmens
Sorry to beat you to the punch Mr. Pretender in Chief, I've already started my reeducation.

It's called READING.

And I started with the Constitution

27 posted on 09/20/2009 9:50:24 PM PDT by Shadowstrike (Be polite, Be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet.)
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To: John Semmens

Chilling


28 posted on 09/20/2009 10:03:22 PM PDT by dixjea
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To: John Semmens

Sure, we trust you! No problem. </s>


29 posted on 09/20/2009 10:08:40 PM PDT by indianrightwinger
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To: John Semmens

Everyone who ever posted on FR is on the list. Enjoy your audits people.


30 posted on 09/20/2009 10:46:03 PM PDT by Trod Upon (Obama: Making the Carter malaise look good. Misery Index in 3...2...1)
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To: MediaMole
Sorry, this administration has so blurred the line between truth and satire that it is no longer possible to know which is which.

This is the Clinton Administration, redux, then cubed...

the infowarrior

31 posted on 09/20/2009 10:47:29 PM PDT by infowarrior
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To: Honorary Serb
Haven’t communist countries often instituted “reeducation centers”?

Indeed, they have...

the infowarrior

32 posted on 09/20/2009 10:48:59 PM PDT by infowarrior
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To: John Semmens; All
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33 posted on 09/21/2009 1:43:02 AM PDT by backhoe (All across America, the Lights are going out...)
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To: Trod Upon

Thankfully they cannot find out who we really all. Nick names protect who you are.


34 posted on 09/21/2009 3:51:26 AM PDT by Biggirl (Called To Be Patriots!:)=^..^==^..^==^..^==^..^=)
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To: Biggirl

With sufficient resources (and the government has them) you can be traced from nickname right to your computer’s network adapter. The Internet isn’t nearly as anonymous as we all like to think. How do you think they get to the kiddie porn peddlers who hide behind anonymous forums and emails?


35 posted on 09/21/2009 7:29:45 PM PDT by Trod Upon (Obama: Making the Carter malaise look good. Misery Index in 3...2...1)
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To: Trod Upon

And what are the “sufficient resources” the government has that can anyone down, do you know?


36 posted on 09/22/2009 3:45:40 AM PDT by Biggirl (Called To Be Patriots!:)=^..^==^..^==^..^==^..^=)
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To: Biggirl

There are electronic eavesdropping techniques I don’t fully understand, but have had mentioned by a couple intelligence types I know + the government has, for lack of a better word, “hackers” on the payroll + the ability to lean on ISPs informally; if they think they have something prosecutable they can just seek a subpoena for the information (as with the pornographers). IP traffic is logged, and though you may have a new IP assigned every session it is linked to the carrier and the carrier has records of which IPs were assigned to which customer accounts. You do get into forensics eventually, but it’s doable. The difficulty in prosecutions usually isn’t lack of information but rather difficulty in getting it admitted. None of that will matter in the event of a truly tyrannical regime. For example: http://www.slate.com/id/2221397/


37 posted on 09/22/2009 10:00:00 AM PDT by Trod Upon (Obama: Making the Carter malaise look good. Misery Index in 3...2...1)
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