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I can't stand it anymore...what's the teeth whitening secret? (TOTAL Vanity)
Everywhere!!!!! ^
| 9/18/09
| Erkyl
Posted on 09/18/2009 8:48:24 AM PDT by erkyl
I have seen no less than a million of these "Housewife discovers teeth whitening secret ads on facebook and just about every single website with any advertising content on it. I refuse to pay any money to these shills by clicking on their ads, but my curiosity is getting the better of me. Has anyone out there actually found out what this stupid thing is and want to share so I can stop being freaked out by all the teeth on my computer screen?
Is anybody else experiencing these ads, or is it just targeting me and my aging, yellowing smile?
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Health/Medicine; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: advertising; google; teeth; whitening
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posted on
09/18/2009 8:48:25 AM PDT
by
erkyl
To: erkyl
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posted on
09/18/2009 8:48:57 AM PDT
by
Redcloak
("Oh, bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
To: erkyl
Nope. They are saturating the web.
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posted on
09/18/2009 8:49:32 AM PDT
by
Mr. Jazzy
("I AM JIM THOMPSON!!!")
To: erkyl
Hydrogen Peroxide
To: erkyl
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posted on
09/18/2009 8:51:14 AM PDT
by
workerbee
(If you vote for Democrats, you are engaging in UnAmerican Activity.)
To: erkyl
I see those stupid ads all the time, all over the web.
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posted on
09/18/2009 8:51:29 AM PDT
by
Allegra
(It doesn't matter what this tagline says...the liberals are going to call it "racist.")
To: erkyl; dighton; martin_fierro; Larry Lucido; al baby; Constitution Day; Tijeras_Slim; ...
This is the secret:
Go to an open space in the bright sunlight and drink a gallon of bleach. After you die (not you Erkyl), as your body rots, the calcium in your dead teeth will blanch in the sunlight.
It’s a slow process, but everything worthwhile takes time, right?
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posted on
09/18/2009 8:51:33 AM PDT
by
Petronski
(In Germany they came first for the Communists, And I didnÂ’t speak up because I wasnÂ’t a Communist.)
To: taxcontrol
True.
In moderate doses, H2O2 will do the trick.
Just be careful not to tear up your gums in the process!
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posted on
09/18/2009 8:51:51 AM PDT
by
GI Joe Fan
(GI Joe represents Real American Heroes, not a bunch of globalist drones.)
To: taxcontrol
Yup, H2O2. Just use it like a rinse after you brush. Hold it in your mouth for a minute or 2. As a bonus, it’s supposed to help keep your teeth healthy. You can read about it on the side of the h2o2 bottle.
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posted on
09/18/2009 8:52:09 AM PDT
by
Tao Yin
(sorry, couldn't resist.)
To: Petronski
I can see how that would solve all my problems...yellow teeth and a few too many extra pounds!
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posted on
09/18/2009 8:52:44 AM PDT
by
erkyl
(We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office --Aesop (~550 BC))
To: erkyl
Clorox Bleach and Spackle
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posted on
09/18/2009 8:52:59 AM PDT
by
pissant
(THE Conservative party: www.falconparty.com)
To: erkyl
Well, I think If I see another “Obama wants moms to return to school,” or “Obama wants you to refinance” or the such type ads anymore, I’m going to explode.
To: erkyl
See? It’ a win win.
Now let’s all go out there and have a positive day!
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posted on
09/18/2009 8:53:19 AM PDT
by
Petronski
(In Germany they came first for the Communists, And I didnÂ’t speak up because I wasnÂ’t a Communist.)
To: erkyl
I’ve read that a mash of strawberries and baking soda does it pretty well. But I have no idea if that’s what’s on the ads.
To: Petronski
Here’s the secret: veneers
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posted on
09/18/2009 8:53:41 AM PDT
by
Dansong
To: erkyl
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posted on
09/18/2009 8:53:56 AM PDT
by
listenhillary
(A "cult of personality" arises when a leader uses mass media creating idealized/heroic public image)
To: Redcloak
Krylon.Rustoleum, if you have braces.
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posted on
09/18/2009 8:54:09 AM PDT
by
IYAS9YAS
(The townhalls were going great until the oPods showed up.)
To: erkyl
They use the grossest looking teeth/mouths in those ads. I refuse to click on them.
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posted on
09/18/2009 8:54:11 AM PDT
by
VeniVidiVici
(Hey Obama. Where is Osama Bin Laden?)
To: pissant
To: erkyl
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