Posted on 09/13/2009 5:00:40 PM PDT by steve-b
Newt Gingrich knows from stimulus.
American Solutions for Winning the Future, Gingrich's D.C.-based PAC, has named a porn purveyor its "Entrepreneur of the Year" for 2009, according to representatives of the pornographer.
Allison Vivas heads up Pink Visual, a DVD production and distribution company based in Van Nuys, Ca., that specializes in adult films.
Vivas' PR representative, Brian S. Gross, is circulating a letter dated Wednesday ostensibly from Joe Gaylord, a consultant working for Gingrich, telling her "Newt's Business Defense and Advisory Council" had agreed that she was deserving of the honor in "recognition of the risks you take to create jobs and stimulate the economy."
Perhaps Newt was moved to give kudos after viewing such Vivas' titles as Anal Devastation, Couples Seduce Teens, Brazen And Unshaven, Double Penetration Tryouts, or, knowing the political visionary's past, Wife Switch Volume 7. (I could type this stuff all day…)
The letter also invited Vivas to an "intimate" meet and greet (or is it a meat-and-greet?) with the past and wannabe-future leader of a Republican Revolution.
"Newt would like to arrange a private dinner with you at the historic Capitol Hill Club on the evening of October 7, 2009 in Washington. You'll dine privately with Newt at this exclusive venue and he'll take the occasion to present you with your well deserved award and have your photo taken together." (Coming soon from Vivas and Gingrich, a joint production: Drill Here! Drill Now!?)
Sounds to good to be true, right? (Have I mentioned Monster Cock Junkies, Vol. 5?)
But Gross says it's for real, and to back that up provided copies of the documents Vivas says she got from Gingrich. Guess we'll find out.
(Other non-pornographers have also been invited by Gaylord to the event.)
UPDATE, 3:36 P.M.: A Gingrich spokesperson confirms that the invitation was real. Alas, it has been rescinded. Or "Guess Who's Not Cumming to Dinner?" (Sorry, this sort of melding of porn and politics, a real man-blows-dog story, doesn't happen every day.)
i always thought newt has lace drawers
When I was a sophomore in high school, I got a fundraising "I need support of voters like you" letter from Ted The Swimmer Kennedy. No, I didn't live in Taxachusetts and I never wrote the guy.
Somehow, the murdering drunk driver's office got my name from some list. Did that make it newsworthy? Did some so-called journalist want to make an issue out of a stupid mailing list snafu?
Good Lord.
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