(`Bat Boy’, the musical)
MAN#1: In a cave many miles to the south
Lives a boy born with fangs in his mouth.
Sleeping until the fading light,
Flying through bloody dreams;
When he awakes the summer night is filled with screams.
WOMEN: You have heard he was born in the bogs.
That he feeds on the flies and the frogs.
MAN #2: You call him “Beast” or “Changeling”;
MAN #3: Or “Demon Chimpanzee”;
MAN #4: But we will prove he’s no such thing:
ALL: He’s much like me! And me!
Oh, hold me, Bat Boy! Touch me, Bat Boy!
Help me through the night.
Love me, Bat Boy! Save me, Bat Boy!
Make it all turn out all right!
FReeper armymarinemom supplied me with the Photoshop
FYI: You can watch many classic episodes of the Twilight Zone free online at this CBS link below. Unfortunately, they do not have that one available ('Nightmare at 20,000 Feet'), because it was from season 5 and they only have vids for the first 3.
Note that on each of the 3 'seasons pages' there are 2 pages of episodes listed (click the little arrow for the 2nd page):
I had to reboot my computer, that website froze my computer up by producing numerous webpage tabs of itself...that was not funny at all.
I heard that the Batboy has been really depressed lately...someone told him that he looked like Henry Waxman.
Okay female FReepers, here’s the question of the day:
Sleep with Waxman or sleep with Bat Boy or die a painful death? What’s your choice?
Thankfully this will remain a hypothetical.