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Monkey urinates on Zambian president / "Knows a Urinal When it Sees One"
Chicago Ray Report/Breitbart ^ | 6-24-09 | Chicago Satirist

Posted on 06/24/2009 1:00:51 PM PDT by Chicago Satirist

Now that's one smart little monkey who knows where to take a whizz when it needs to.

What better to relieve itself on than a politician, most of whom spends their lives whizzing on their constituents day in and day out. Particularly these crooked African politicos who take our billions and billions in aid, pocket most of it and let their people continue to live in the dark ages.

I wonder if it was this disgusting chimp?

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TOPICS: Pets/Animals; Politics; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: animalstory; politics; slime

1 posted on 06/24/2009 1:00:52 PM PDT by Chicago Satirist
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To: Chicago Satirist

Hate when that happens! Happened to me the other day at Home Depot. People need to keep their monkeys on a lease!


2 posted on 06/24/2009 1:04:59 PM PDT by ETL (ALL the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: ETL

You’re not kidding; ESPECIALLY in a place like a Home Depot or Lowes with the super high ceilings and exposed steel beams. Those things LOVE to use that stuff as a jungle gym. The last time I took my monkey into Lowes without a leash I didn’t see him for three days...


3 posted on 06/24/2009 1:10:48 PM PDT by WayneS (Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
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To: ETL

The Zambian president should be thankful he’s not in Jack Hanna’s shoes...


4 posted on 06/24/2009 1:10:49 PM PDT by who knows what evil? (G-d saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.org.)
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To: WayneS
The last time I took my monkey into Lowes without a leash I didn’t see him for three days.

What a naughty monkey. I'll bet you spanked him good when you got home!

5 posted on 06/24/2009 1:14:52 PM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (FreepMail me if you want on the Bourbon ping list!)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

But of course!


6 posted on 06/24/2009 1:17:57 PM PDT by WayneS (Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
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To: Chicago Satirist

Capture monkey, send it to the White House.


7 posted on 06/24/2009 1:21:02 PM PDT by Gator113 (I live in "one of the largest Muslim countries in the world." Imam Obama told me so.)
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To: Gator113

Capture monkey, send it to the White House.
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Hehe. My thoughts exactly.


8 posted on 06/24/2009 1:22:27 PM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (Obama. Clear and Pres__ent Danger.)
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To: Gator113

You beat me to it!


9 posted on 06/24/2009 1:22:42 PM PDT by Califreak (Dissident under duress)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

Oh, I get it. Not very often though.


10 posted on 06/24/2009 1:23:58 PM PDT by wxgesr (I want to be the first person to surf on another planet!)
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To: wxgesr

Wonder if he spanked the monkey....so to speak


11 posted on 06/24/2009 2:12:54 PM PDT by BubbaJunebug (s)
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