Posted on 06/11/2009 9:24:16 PM PDT by Gordon Greene
June 6th at precisely 1:45AM will go down in history as one of the most important points in the Obama Presidency. It is the moment that Barack Obama signed an executive order. Some are saying it is the most important piece of legislation since the "Emancipation Proclamation" of 1863 in which Abraham Lincoln, with the stroke of a pen freed the slaves. In the same way, Barack Obama will forever be known as the President who gave our country the "Proclamation of Gender Equity", and in so doing guaranteed Americans would once and for all be truly equal.
Paving the way for this are Health-Care Reforms which promise to provide free healthcare to anyone fortunate enough to set foot in the general vicinity of the United States. In a statement released from the Department of Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano explains. "Because of the prevalence of hate-crimes in America, President Obama has seen fit to task my department with its implementation. Under this order, the incidence of crimes against others based on their gender will all but disappear. This law will not only make America safer, it will reduce the deficit by reducing litigation resulting from discrimination."
Gordon Greene - June 10, 2009 Obama Signs Executive Order to Insure Gender Equity In a statement to the Washington Press Corp, White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs had this to say, "The President is all about some Constitution. He like, totally believes the part where it says 'All men are created equal and all…' so he said he's not just gonna talk… he'll like, do something about it or something. That's why he signed the Proclamation of whatever the heck it is…"
Details of the Executive Order are trickling in, but preliminary reports say that it provides mandatory gender-change operations for all American citizens free of charge. It will be implemented over the next six months. When asked if the goal was ambitious, Mr. Gibbs had this to say, "Heck no! And besides; think of all the doctors and stuff we can keep busy. That'll really be much more better for the economy, don't you think?"
In a trial run, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and Representative Barney Frank were the first to take part in the program. "The results speak for themselves." said Ms. Clinton. "Even Bill has made a pass or two at me since I made the change to be a female." While Barney Frank claims there is no noticeable difference.
How many genders does O’bama recognize?
An Executive Order is not legislation...
Dude, tell me you did NOT desecrate a picture of Ann Coulter for that!
LOLOL!
So.. does this mean they all shut up and go about their business form now on? Can we dump the gay pride crap and the fourth grade gay awareness training now that they are all equal to something? That would be great!
Gibbs: “He Like, Totally Believes...”
Stupid Arsh. Talks like a 14 y/o.
I’ve can’t believe the foolishness here.
There is no “free lunch” or health care.
someone is always footing the bill.
JJ61
Dumb butt here too. lol at myself
Amazing how we now have another Clinton holding a higher office than Senator, yet again! Well, another 4 years (at least) of Bill Clinton!
gender equity ping
Insure Obama’s *Gender reassignment surgery*
Obama will donate his lower
Package to an economically
Challenged,Islamic Fascist with a gender identity crisis To quote Rahm Emanuel..never let a Frisky Faggot crisis go to waste! Now...BHO believes he is the moral Police.
It’s worse: it’s law without oversight.
*snort* Says a lot about That One, that folks might give this one a minute or two of serious consideration.
I would expect a President to have a better grasp of English grammar than that displayed here. Gender refers to grammar, not the sex of a human.
The grammatically correct wording would be "Proclamation of Sex Equity".
“How many genders does O’bama recognize?”
8 -
Male, Female, Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender, Transexual, Trans-Atlantic... I think that’s all.
Oh yeah... then there’s Michelle.
“Dude, tell me you did NOT desecrate a picture of Ann Coulter for that!”
I did... You gotta problem with that?
Actually, it’s one of the hardest things I’ve ever done. It was a great picture of Ann too. And thank you for actually reading the story and clicking the link. Seems a lot of folks read the headline and missed this was satire.
Hmmm...
“SATIRE WARNING”
I thank you for that. Strangely, I thought that most people would get that. Unfortunately, I was proven wrong.
Peace.
“Man... I fall for this satire stuff every single time! Sheeesh!”
Glad to oblige, my friend.
“Dumb butt here too. lol at myself”
Nah... I’m beginning to see that the real news is just crazy enough nowadays that it’s hard to tell the difference. I almost fell for it too, and I wrote the thing!
“*snort* Says a lot about That One, that folks might give this one a minute or two of serious consideration.”
Indeed, it does.
Don’t feel too bad, since Obama it is hard to tell craziness from policy.
“I would expect a President to have a better grasp of English grammar than that displayed here. Gender refers to grammar, not the sex of a human.”
Maybe classically, but not according to this (but then Obama didn’t say it... his imaginary handlers wrote it for him in my fertile brain. It was satire.)
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/gender
1. Grammar
a. A grammatical category used in the classification of nouns, pronouns, adjectives, and, in some languages, verbs that may be arbitrary or based on characteristics such as sex or animacy and that determines agreement with or selection of modifiers, referents, or grammatical forms.
b. One category of such a set.
c. The classification of a word or grammatical form in such a category.
d. The distinguishing form or forms used.
e. The condition of being female or male; sex.
f. Females or males considered as a group: expressions used by one gender.
2. Sexual identity, especially in relation to society or culture.
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