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C.R.A.P. To Change Climate Terms
Elective Decisions ^ | 06/02/09 | Chris Davis

Posted on 06/02/2009 4:39:37 PM PDT by writer33

Washington—In conjunction with the United States EPA and Al Gore, the climate change community has decided to create a new, non-partisan center to help record the American progress in the reduction of greenhouse gases as it relates to global warming. The new organization, C.R.A.P. (Center for Recording American Progress), has also decided to change the terms from climate change to seasonal transformation.

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: algore; chrisdavis; crap; epa; global; globalwarming; warming

1 posted on 06/02/2009 4:39:37 PM PDT by writer33
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To: Allegra; AZamericonnie; b4its2late; Babu; backhoe; Bahbah; bannie; BellStar; Big Horn; ...

Satire ping!


2 posted on 06/02/2009 4:40:12 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33

Ha! CRAP. Hey, it’s not beyond them to name something that.

There is Crap and Trade, which I refer to as Cap and Tax.


3 posted on 06/02/2009 4:43:15 PM PDT by TheConservativeParty ("Government is not reason, it is not eloquence, it is force." George Washington)
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To: writer33; Liz; AT7Saluki
C.R.A.P. (Center for Recording American Progress)

Wouldn't they be - like - census takers? I thought they're called ACORN.

4 posted on 06/02/2009 4:49:17 PM PDT by Libloather (Tea Totaler)
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To: TheConservativeParty

Thanks for reading, TheConservativeParty. I appreciate it.


5 posted on 06/02/2009 4:55:49 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: Libloather

Nope. That’s progress in the reduction of greenhouse gases, L.

:-)


6 posted on 06/02/2009 4:56:26 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33

LOL!

Great column!

You probably forgot to mention that anyone who is a member of C.R.A.P. is affectionately called crappy. As in, “Have you seen that crappy Al Gore lately?”


7 posted on 06/02/2009 5:12:52 PM PDT by Rocky (OBAMA: Succeeding where bin Laden failed.)
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To: writer33
0bama would have to name Algore the Czar of C.R.A.P. then.
Is that a step up or a step down from being the King of crap? ;^)
8 posted on 06/02/2009 5:25:15 PM PDT by TigersEye (Cloward-Piven Strategy)
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A little humor. G'night all.
The new organization, C.R.A.P. (Center for Recording American Progress), has also decided to change the terms from climate change to seasonal transformation.

9 posted on 06/02/2009 6:27:06 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/__Since Jan 3, 2004__Profile updated Monday, January 12, 2009)
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To: Rocky

Thanks for reading, Rocky. I appreciate it. Yep, definitely members are crappy. LOL


10 posted on 06/02/2009 7:21:57 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: TigersEye

A C.R.A.P. Czar. Good idea! I imagine that being the King of C.R.A.P. is better than nothing.


11 posted on 06/02/2009 7:23:16 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33
That’s progress in the reduction of greenhouse gases, L.

We may all have to agree that C.R.A.P. happens...

12 posted on 06/02/2009 7:43:18 PM PDT by Libloather (Tea Totaler)
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To: writer33

The Center has formed a subcommittee, the Public Institute for Ending Seasonal Transformation. Obama exulted: “We are the CRAPPIEST committee we’ve all been waiting for.”


13 posted on 06/02/2009 7:53:19 PM PDT by Rocky (OBAMA: Succeeding where bin Laden failed.)
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To: Rocky

That’s definitely the crap we’ve all been waiting for. Good one, Rocky.

:-)


14 posted on 06/02/2009 8:03:23 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: Rocky
The Center has formed a subcommittee, the Public Institute for Ending Seasonal Transformation. Obama exulted: “We are the CRAPPIEST committee we’ve all been waiting for.”

How about 'Al Gore Is Totally Against Typical Evolution' - AGITATE?

15 posted on 06/02/2009 8:05:27 PM PDT by Libloather (Tea Totaler)
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To: Libloather

C.R.A.P. does happen. Good one.


16 posted on 06/02/2009 8:07:16 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33

BTTT


17 posted on 06/03/2009 2:58:10 AM PDT by E.G.C.
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