“I’m sorry to inform you that Obama won’t be here tonight. They’re requiring ID at the door.”
Oh my Gosh!! I’m still laughing.
Thanks.
“I wanted to be here with the president tonight, but I couldn’t pass the security screening, as I didn’t have my birth certificate with me.”
“I also hear that about 15-20 million Mexican illegals will be vying for the one job in America that doesn’t require you to show your birth certificate. Barack, you’re going to have a lot of competition in 2012.”