PETA President's Crazy Will and Testament "That the “meat” of my body, be used for a human barbecue"

notoriouslyconservative ^ | 03 27 09 | Notoriously Conservative

[Notoriously Conservative]

Ingrid Newkirk is an animal rights activist, an author, and the president of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA). She is best known for the animal rights awareness campaigns she organizes on behalf of PETA, which she co founded in 1980.

Ingrid, is however, totally crazy. Don't believe me, well read a portion of her last will and testament that she has posted on PETA's website:

2. While the final decision as to the use of my body remains with PETA, I make the following suggested directions:

a. That the “meat” of my body, or a portion thereof, be used for a human barbecue, to remind the world that the meat of a corpse is all flesh, regardless of whether it comes from a human being or another animal, and that flesh foods are not needed;

b. That my skin, or a portion thereof, be removed and made into leather products, such as purses, to remind the world that human skin and the skin of other animals is the same and that neither is “fabric” nor needed, and that some skin be tacked up outside the Indian Leather Fair each year to serve as a reminder of the government’s need to abate the suffering of Indian bullocks who, after a life of extreme and involuntary servitude, as I have seen firsthand, are exported all over the world in this form;

c. That in remembrance of the elephant-foot umbrella stands and tiger rugs I saw, as a child, offered for sale by merchants at Connaught Place in Delhi, my feet be removed and umbrella stands or other ornamentation be made from them, as a reminder of the depravity of killing...

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[Notoriously Conservative]

http://www.notoriouslyconservative.com/2009/03/peta-presidents-crazy-will-and.html

[Notoriously Conservative]

What a nut

[Notoriously Conservative]

I think she is crazy because she puts animals above humans, even herself. I believe mankind is God’s greatest creation. I believe our bodies are gifts from our creator, meant to be treated as the greatest of gifts, and not cast aside like chaff. I believe there is no greater being on earth than a human being; and the life of a human should be valued above all other forms of life. Call me crazy.

[WayneS]

Okay.

[Bubba Ho-Tep]

You know, if she’s willing (as she says she is), I think making wallets out of Ingrid Newkirk’s skin is a smashing idea.

[mylife]

I think its a cry for help. L0L

[mgc1122]

And that fat can be injected into Pelosi to counteract the effects of the Botox ....

[nmh]

“I think she is crazy because she puts animals above humans, even herself. I believe mankind is God’s greatest creation. I believe our bodies are gifts from our creator, meant to be treated as the greatest of gifts, and not cast aside like chaff. I believe there is no greater being on earth than a human being; and the life of a human should be valued above all other forms of life. Call me crazy.”

I'm as “crazy” as you are.

You're not alone.

Isn't cannibalism against the law?

[mylife]

Who wants a "baggy" wallet?

[randog]

She still doesn’t get it—you gotta slaughter the animal while it’s still young and tender. An old hag like herself is too stringy and chewy. No amount of barbeque sauce can fix that skank...

[massgopguy]

Those who won’t sacrifice animals for people, will sacrifice people for animals.

[Billthedrill]

None for me thanks. Ugly goes clear to the bone.

[70th Division]

I put animal flesh above mine on my grill. Does that count?
P=People
E=Eating
T=taisty
A=animals

[Soothesayer]

I once had a conversation with a PETA activist who was also a big supporter of NARAL. He believed that aborted fetuses should be used to feed cows, citing the use of woodchips as abuse.

[mylife]

Hows about an “Igridskin” condom?

“ugly to the bone”

Alright. Ive gone to far L0L

[all the best]

Pure Satanic evil. And PETA is pretty much now accepted as a respectable, mainstream organization.

[Soothesayer]

Why do we even need to wait until she is dead? Why not mutilate her alive as another expression of animal suffering?

[Bubba Ho-Tep]

Who wants a "baggy" wallet?

Okay, coin purses, then.

[massgopguy]

I’m done for men. I want you to eat me
Iuuugh, with a gammy leg?
I’d rather eat Johnson
But he’s not Kosher
Well that depends on how we kill him
Right, so we’ll make stock out of the Captain and have Johnson for a Cold Supper.

[Malone LaVeigh]

She still doesn’t get it—you gotta slaughter the animal while it’s still young and tender. An old hag like herself is too stringy and chewy. No amount of barbeque sauce can fix that skank...

She probably has worms too.

[dainbramaged]

Printing that picture to place in my crawlspace as a rodent deterrent.

[mylife]

She looks like she was whooped with a bag of nickles already.

[libertarian27]

She still doesn’t get it—you gotta slaughter the animal while it’s still young and tender. An old hag like herself is too stringy and chewy

How about a nice stew?

[tumblindice]

LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT OF INGRID NEWKIRK

“I, Ingrid Newkirk, being as mentally sound as any given
northern loon, do direct that my carcass, in order that my
PETA water brothers might grok my essence, untainted
by fluoride, be marinated in Teriaki sauce ... “

[mylife]

Careful. It could attract them.

[mgc1122]

“Those who won’t sacrifice animals for people, will sacrifice people for animals.”

Same general crowd who, while waiting for an abortion, cheerfully condemn Sarah Palin for hunting ...

[stentorian conservative]

Crazy is “in.”

[Cyclone59]

PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals

Veggies have a place on the plate - right beside a perfectly grilled STEAK!

If God didn’t want us to eat the animals, he wouldn’t have made them out of MEAT!

There, I feel better now that I got those off my chest. Back in the day I used to volunteer for PETA - when they were only concerned for the proper treatment of our PETS!

[Notoriously Conservative]

Who wants a “baggy” wallet?
Okay, coin purses, then.”

I wouldn’t be surprised if she already had a coin purse they could harvest.

[MeanWestTexan]

Although she is a cow of a woman, I am afraid she’s still not kosher,

[randog]

...and tics.

[MeanWestTexan]

I had a a coin purse made by a moel.









You rub it, and it turned into a full-size suitcase.

[SnakeDoctor]

I bet they’re lining up to be executor of that will. Yikes.

SnakeDoc

[DBrow]

Well, that’s what Michael Valentine Smith wanted too, though not for the same reasons.

I personally prefer these protein cookies, they’re good, made from soy and lentils.

[RichInOC]

“Ms. Newkirk, there are some people that even I won’t eat.”

[MortMan]

Obviously, fer frontal lobe’s already been axed!

[mom4melody]

Okay, then I’d like to know why PETA kills every Pit Bull they can get their claws on.....

[Technogeeb]

I personally prefer these protein cookies, they’re good, made from soy and lentils.

Are those the new green ones?

[dead]

It reminds me of an old joke I heard as a kid.

It was about the guy who got circumcized and decided to get his discarded foreskin made into a wallet.

That way he could just fondle his wallet when he needed a suitcase.

[Joe 6-pack]

[DBrow]

Yes! To die for. I don’t know what’s in them but they are very good.

[Little Ray]

Bet nobody tries the BBQ at her wake...

[Little Ray]

I don’t know. Enough papain might do the trick.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papain

[GloriaJane]

You know, we used to have state institutions where they would put people who were crazy so they couldn't harm themselves or others.

But now they walk among us. That lady is nuts!

[ThreeYearLurker]

Just Like Idjie and Big George cooked up at the Whistle Stop Cafe, if I could only taste me some fried green tomaters!

[editor-surveyor]

Luv that movie!

[ExSoldier]

She still doesn’t get it—you gotta slaughter the animal while it’s still young and tender. An old hag like herself is too stringy and chewy. No amount of barbeque sauce can fix that skank...

I dunno about that. What if you took a wooden mallet to her and beat her awhile, first? Kind of like as a "tenderizer...?"

[paulycy]

She still doesn’t get it—you gotta slaughter the animal while it’s still young and tender. An old hag like herself is too stringy and chewy
How about a nice stew?

You could just make some jerk jerky.

[randog]

Probably won’t work, but definitely worth a try.