Posted on 03/04/2009 11:22:02 AM PST by FromLori
I'm not at all sure what they did with the guns that they bought from me before they died...not my problem either!
Let the GG's figure out where they are!
Plus, if you’re going to have an illegal gun, you may as go all the way and have a nice full-auto! (See the recent article here about Mexican gun ownership.)
Termites and rust. They are pretty bad down here in FL. You for get to clean them one time and *poof* GONE. Just some red dust and wood chips left.
So many comments...with so little class!
I cannot believe that I am passing up the chance for posting cheapshots and wisecracks.
Something about that specific type of collider makes me think of the Irish Spring commercials...but that is still just very wrong, isn’t it?
I think the dog flushed my guns down the toilet a few years ago.
Bad doggy.
Gonna hafta close the Car Wash Loophole.
Gun confiscation will not be a problem for me. But it will represent a major problem for the Hussein brownshirt who tries to impose it on me.
It sure is, I had the humiliation of explaining it to my wife.
That seagull was probably a mutant due to global warming, it was able to care off ten guns and several thousand rounds of ammo.
This is very embarrassing for me to admit to, but it’s time to tell my story.
I was home alone. It was a cold dark night. I heard it first, then I could see it as it landed on my yard, yes, a UFO.
It was horrible. They all looked like beautiful naked women, at first. I was strapped down and mercilessly used as a probe for hours and hours. They even planted a chip in my brain.
I passed out and as I was waking up, I could see that they were small gray creatures with huge eyes. They were carrying out all of my guns and placing them into their saucer like craft.
I have lived with this secret alone, as it was so unbelievable that I knew it would ruin my reputation.
I have sworn off of owning any firearms for fear that the Greys will return and violate me all over again.
Get rid of your guns. They are out there and they are coming for you.
that moment will surely separate the wheat from the chaffe, so to speak, and provide shallow pockets like me the opportunity to get goodies currently outta the $$$ range...
my .02...
damn, same thing happened to me! can’t remember the name of the lake either. well wait, maybe it wasn’t a lake, maybe that ocean thing. well it was water anyway.
Yup. Hadron ooops.
"The first one is expensive, the rest are free."
If it's a mandatory 10 year prison term to have an 'assault weapon'? Your ordinary Joe just might pop off and think "Damn, might as well get me for a machinegun as well."
My dog ate mine. She’ll eat anything. They’re welcome to inspect the backyard for um, evidence if they like.
That was a figure being used in the '80s. I think it must be much higher now.
Don't feel bad it happened to me too. Except they didn't violate me. How embarrassing is that!?! Just took my guns and motioned for me to put my clothes back on.
You made me laugh so hard I choked. LOL
I don’t think I’m vain but there’s only so much rejection a man can take.
Minnesota Gun Registration Scheme to be Heard Friday! (tommorow)
http://www.nraila.org/Legislation/Read.aspx?ID=4493
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