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The economy is so bad Playboy can’t afford boobs
IHateTheMedia.com ^
| 02/22/09
Posted on 02/22/2009 9:34:27 AM PST by slomark
Want to know why Playboy is struggling? To put it in terms a Playboy reader can understand, why pay for the cow when the milk is free? (In case that was too subtle, we mean to say that there’s so much free porn on the internet that no one is willing to pay for “sophisticated” nudity anymore.)
OK, we’ve put this off long enough. Let’s just say it quickly and get it over with. “Knocked Up” star Seth Rogan’s ugly mug will be on the cover of Playboy’s March issue. Maybe Christie Hefner hasn’t noticed but he’s a man. A dude. A guy.
Shame on Playboy...
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TOPICS: Arts/Photography; Business/Economy; Chit/Chat; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: naked; nude; playboy; sex
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posted on
02/22/2009 9:34:27 AM PST
by
slomark
To: slomark
Dude doesn’t look like a lady.
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posted on
02/22/2009 9:40:20 AM PST
by
Steely Tom
(RKBA: last line of defense against vote fraud)
To: slomark
I thought guys bought it for the articles, anyway.
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posted on
02/22/2009 9:43:43 AM PST
by
Moonman62
(I didn't compromise my soul to be popular. -- Jimmy Carter)
To: slomark
put ocotmom in it it would be a instant best seller most guys want to do her and find her sexy as hell
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posted on
02/22/2009 9:48:22 AM PST
by
al baby
(Hi mom. I love sarcaism)
To: slomark
I don’t know, I think Seth Rogan is a boob.
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posted on
02/22/2009 9:55:35 AM PST
by
Sig Sauer P220
(There ought to be one day -- just one -- when there is open season on Senators --- Will Rogers)
Comment #6 Removed by Moderator
To: slomark
Seth Rogan’s ugly mug will be on the cover of Playboy’s March issue. lol....and the Hefs think this will be good for sales? Are they going to stick him in the centerfold too?
Playboy can't be re-made -- its day is long gone.
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posted on
02/22/2009 10:01:35 AM PST
by
Mr. Mojo
To: slomark
Jealousy, that’s all it is. Don’t you wish you were having your designer pampers changed by a pair of beautiful twins with biggens? Huh?
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posted on
02/22/2009 10:21:06 AM PST
by
laweeks
To: slomark
The best boobs now are in politics. Rim Shot. Thanx, I’ll be appearing at the Funny Bone, Thur-Sat.
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posted on
02/22/2009 10:26:39 AM PST
by
nufsed
To: slomark
Seth Rogan’s ugly mug will be on the cover of Playboy’s March issueThat's just wrong. What are they thinking?
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posted on
02/22/2009 10:41:10 AM PST
by
Joiseydude
(Obama: "Putting my ideals into effect are more important than your safety from terrorist acts")
To: slomark
Ummm, this is the March issue.
That doesn't look like Seth Rogan to me...
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posted on
02/22/2009 10:52:12 AM PST
by
TheBigB
(I'd rather have a third Bush term than a second Carter term.)
To: TheBigB
She looks constipated.....or is that her sexy constipated look?
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posted on
02/22/2009 10:59:50 AM PST
by
Kimmers
(Working hard so Obamas friends don't have to)
To: Moonman62
I thought guys bought it for the articles, anyway. We used to call them "articles." Two on every babe!
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posted on
02/22/2009 11:54:59 AM PST
by
Erasmus
(Nowadays, young couples can get married in church, or elope. Many choose the ladder.)
To: TheBigB
Maybe they meant he'll be on the cover of Play
girl magazine.
Omomo! Please no centerfolds....
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posted on
02/22/2009 12:10:44 PM PST
by
Tamar1973
(Riding the Korean Wave, one Bae Yong Joon drama at a time!)
To: TheBigB
You’re absolutely right that does not look like Seth Rogan. We wrote March in the article, and it should have been April! Thanks for pointing that out; we are correctly it now.
Apparently the source article for our story had said March and we went with that. After some checking, we now see it’s April.
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posted on
02/22/2009 12:16:07 PM PST
by
slomark
(www.IHateThemedia.com)
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