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Blind man buys nude photo of Madonna for $37,500
IHateTheMedia.com ^ | 02/17/09

Posted on 02/17/2009 4:16:05 PM PST by slomark

We don’t know much about art, but we know ugly when we see it. And that would pretty much sum up our opinion of Madonna.

Nevertheless, someone with an apparently severe vision impairment has paid Christie’s Auction House $37,500 for a full-frontal, nude photo of the pop queen as a 20-year-old.

Madonna was still using her full name — Madonna Louise Ciccone — when the photo was taken. She landed the gig after answering a classified ad seeking a nude model. She may have earned as little as $25 for the photo session.

We just wish we could be there when this poor blind man gets home, proudly unveils his purchase, and his family tells him what it actually is..

Now. we know some of you might be interested in the uncensored photo...

(Excerpt) Read more at ihatethemedia.com ...


TOPICS: Arts/Photography; Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: madonna; naked; nude; photo

1 posted on 02/17/2009 4:16:06 PM PST by slomark
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To: slomark

In Braille??


2 posted on 02/17/2009 4:17:12 PM PST by SkyDancer ("Who's the more foolish, the fool, or the fool who follows him?")
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To: slomark

I wouldn’t pay $3.75 for it, and I can see :)


3 posted on 02/17/2009 4:17:32 PM PST by Keith in Iowa (ESPN MNF: 3 Putzes talking about football on TV while I'm trying to watch a game.)
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To: slomark

Madonna? Yuck. The ONLY person who would buy nude photos of that dried-up old hag would be a blind man.


4 posted on 02/17/2009 4:18:02 PM PST by Fido969 ("The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax." - Albert Einstein)
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To: Fido969

Paterson?


5 posted on 02/17/2009 4:19:35 PM PST by 1_Rain_Drop
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To: slomark

his dog explains the pix to him.


6 posted on 02/17/2009 4:22:48 PM PST by Vaquero ( "an armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
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To: Fido969

It was taken when she was 20.... Anyway, TTIWWOP....


7 posted on 02/17/2009 4:23:04 PM PST by sinsofsolarempirefan
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To: sinsofsolarempirefan

“TTIWWOP.”

I think that would be against FR rules if I posted the pic, well, the uncensored one for sure.


8 posted on 02/17/2009 4:26:41 PM PST by slomark (www.IHateThemedia.com)
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To: slomark

He just wanted photos of that girl he slept with.

I mean, doesn’t everyone?


9 posted on 02/17/2009 4:29:43 PM PST by MeanWestTexan (Beware Obama's Reichstag fire.)
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To: slomark

Never mind, I found it on the internet, and all I’ll say is she was in desperate need of a pair of scissors, or a lawnmower.....


10 posted on 02/17/2009 4:31:13 PM PST by sinsofsolarempirefan
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To: sinsofsolarempirefan
Never mind, I found it on the internet The photo is actually on our site. Just enter the password. It's one that most adults would figure out.
11 posted on 02/17/2009 4:33:05 PM PST by slomark (www.IHateThemedia.com)
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To: slomark

... Or 10 seconds worth of research via google (I hadn’t the foggiest idea what ‘Leave it to Beaver’ was until I made a few judicious taps into the search engine)....


12 posted on 02/17/2009 4:35:23 PM PST by sinsofsolarempirefan
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To: slomark

Sold to a farmer who is having a serious crow problem.


13 posted on 02/17/2009 4:38:10 PM PST by windsorknot
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To: SkyDancer

Brill-O I believe.


14 posted on 02/17/2009 4:38:10 PM PST by arealconservativeforachange (Tell JD Hayworth to run for McCain's seat! http://www.jdhayworth.com/contact.php)
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To: slomark

Oyvey.


15 posted on 02/17/2009 4:45:57 PM PST by jwalsh07
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To: SkyDancer
In Braille??

Yes. It was mistaken for the letter "B".

16 posted on 02/17/2009 4:51:35 PM PST by meyer (The left is flooding the ship - let's quit bailing water. We are all John Galt.)
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To: slomark; sit-rep; Squantos

$37,500? Well, it could have been worse. He might have had his sight.


17 posted on 02/17/2009 4:52:56 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: slomark

At one time she was a good looking woman with a nice figure. Now, she’s trying to imitate Harry Reid. Yuck.


18 posted on 02/17/2009 5:17:36 PM PST by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: Larry Lucido

I’m on the verge of getting kicked out of my house, family out on the street, and some bozo... some blind bozo, pisses away 38K on a photo of a slut!

Life is just not fair Larry... lol!!


19 posted on 02/17/2009 5:23:07 PM PST by sit-rep
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To: sinsofsolarempirefan
TTIWWOP

Knock yourself out...


20 posted on 02/17/2009 5:49:10 PM PST by Fido969 ("The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax." - Albert Einstein)
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To: Larry Lucido; sit-rep

Braille pic with two big fake bumps, a nasty cut in the paper and a bunch of wrinkles ??

37.5k ????

Wow....must be a socialist rat handler. They are only ones I know blind and stupid with someone else’s money to blow on such trash.......


21 posted on 02/17/2009 10:06:02 PM PST by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
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To: sinsofsolarempirefan

Click the link and you can see it. Hair I mean, yuck!!


22 posted on 02/18/2009 10:26:16 AM PST by HenpeckedCon (1/20/13 - Obama's Last Day!)
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To: slomark

Why didn’t he just do a google image search and have someone download it for him for free?


23 posted on 02/18/2009 10:27:30 AM PST by mysterio
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