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12/12/Z0T2
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| 01/10/2009
| ktree
Posted on 01/10/2009 5:01:42 PM PST by ktree
This a helpful guide to keep your sorry self living until your certain death on December 12, 2012. You'll want to make sure to follow every step of the guide below if you want to live. I have all of the answers in this simple howto page.
(Excerpt) Read more at youtube.com ...
TOPICS: Humor; UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 121212; 12122012; certaindeath; endworld; heskyisfalling; ilikecheese; joinedtoday; ozone; tinfoil; troll; wtf; zot; zotmeb4ikillagain; zotmehard
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posted on
01/10/2009 5:01:43 PM PST
by
ktree
To: ktree
About as dangerous as Y2K?
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posted on
01/10/2009 5:02:50 PM PST
by
Mikey_1962
(Obama: The Affirmative Action President)
To: ktree
Sniff-Sniff
IB4TZOTTTTTTTTTTT
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posted on
01/10/2009 5:03:35 PM PST
by
txroadkill
(I am Senate Candidate No. 5)
To: ktree
My calendar ends on the last day of December of this year. Does that mean I’m going to die?
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posted on
01/10/2009 5:04:13 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
To: ktree
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posted on
01/10/2009 5:04:23 PM PST
by
Lurker
("America is at that awkward stage. " Claire Wolfe, call your office.)
To: Mikey_1962
No can do.
Sarah Palin takes the oath of office as President the followung month.
As an aside, CSPAN is now showing the commissioning ceremony for the carrier George H. W. Bush CVN-77.
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posted on
01/10/2009 5:04:52 PM PST
by
exit82
(The Obama Cabinet: There was more brainpower on Gilligan's Island.)
To: ktree; Old Sarge; darkwing104
I smell ozone!
Lamh Foistenach Abu!
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posted on
01/10/2009 5:06:20 PM PST
by
ConorMacNessa
(HM/2 USN, 3/5 Marines, RVN 1969. St. Michael the Archangel defend us in battle!)
To: ktree
Son...don’t give up the day job.
To: ktree
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posted on
01/10/2009 5:06:39 PM PST
by
Redcloak
("Oh, bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
To: ktree
Idiots...
It’s 12/21/2012
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posted on
01/10/2009 5:07:04 PM PST
by
xcamel
(The urge to save humanity is always a false front for the urge to rule it. - H. L. Mencken)
To: ktree
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posted on
01/10/2009 5:07:06 PM PST
by
freedumb2003
(Der neuen Fuhrer: AKA the Murdering Messiah: Keep your powder dry, folks)
To: ktree
To: ktree
Let’s just get thru 09 first.
To: ktree
I just wasted a precious minute of my life reading a bunch of nonsense. That wasn’t very nice, ktree.
To: ktree
That's some spectacularly bad writing there.
Also pointless -- but mostly just bad.
To: ktree
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posted on
01/10/2009 5:09:40 PM PST
by
txroadkill
(I am Senate Candidate No. 5)
To: xcamel
Its 12/21/2012 Ugh... The day my daughter gets her driver's license. Stop scaring me like that!
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posted on
01/10/2009 5:09:50 PM PST
by
Redcloak
("Oh, bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
To: ktree
12 is your friend!
But 12 12 can be gross.
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posted on
01/10/2009 5:11:05 PM PST
by
ThomasThomas
( Never mind.........it may go both ways...)
To: ktree; Old Sarge; darkwing104
If you were a tree,what kind of tree would you be?
oops....almost forgot......... IBTZ!
To: ktree; Lurker; txroadkill; Billthedrill
Ummmmm...ktree, MY “self” is not sorry at all, but I am pretty certain on a cursory reading that your “self” is a damn sorry sight indeed - with a long time to pass until the moose-limb Uhhh-pocky-lips, on 12/12/12...
when the 12th Mahdi climbs out of the 12th well to condemn the 12 tribes of “Eeeeeevillll Jooooooz” and all izlamonazis will pursue them from behind the rocks and (k)trees...to burn in hell until the 12th of never (”allah willing” that is - but since allah is unable, I believe the muzzies are pretty well screwed.)
Everybody -Put on your tinfoil and Set Beebers to “Stune”
IB4TZ!!
A.A.C.
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posted on
01/10/2009 5:30:26 PM PST
by
AmericanArchConservative
(Armour on, Lances high, Swords out, Bows drawn, Shields front ... Eagles UP!)
To: ktree
FUNNY , well not really, well not at all in fact, I killed harmless electrons reading this. I'm ashamed.
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posted on
01/10/2009 5:33:31 PM PST
by
MilspecRob
(Most people don't act stupid, they really are.)
To: ktree
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posted on
01/10/2009 5:35:17 PM PST
by
NRA2BFree
(We've got more snow since Albore invented global warming than we've had for the last two decades.)
To: ktree
Humor. No zot.
Welcome to FR.
To: ktree
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posted on
01/10/2009 5:40:33 PM PST
by
Mr. K
(Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help)
To: AmericanArchConservative
IB4TZ!!Barely!
This is my silly cat in my Christmas tree, this year. I think, he 'thinks' he's hiding. LOL!
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posted on
01/10/2009 5:44:40 PM PST
by
NRA2BFree
(We've got more snow since Albore invented global warming than we've had for the last two decades.)
To: xcamel; ktree
No, it was 6/6/06. You all weren’t paying attention and missed it.
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posted on
01/10/2009 5:49:42 PM PST
by
PAR35
To: ktree
To: ktree
IBTZ. What a lonely Saturday night, trying to jerk around people you despise anyways. Pathetic.
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posted on
01/10/2009 5:53:46 PM PST
by
King Moonracer
(Bad lighting and cheap fabric, that's how you sell clothing.)
To: ktree
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posted on
01/10/2009 6:05:38 PM PST
by
MikeWUSAF
(Extreme vitriol and rancorous replies served daily. - Mike W USAF)
To: ktree
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posted on
01/10/2009 6:07:26 PM PST
by
DYngbld
(Aspire to inspire before you expire)
To: Mr. K
2112 is a really good Rush Album..
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posted on
01/10/2009 6:09:00 PM PST
by
DYngbld
(Aspire to inspire before you expire)
To: the invisib1e hand
I like your tagline! Very true...
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posted on
01/10/2009 6:09:32 PM PST
by
MikeWUSAF
(Extreme vitriol and rancorous replies served daily. - Mike W USAF)
To: ktree
Why is everybody so obsessed with predicting the end of the world?
After all, nobody is going to be around to thank you for getting it right!
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posted on
01/10/2009 6:14:38 PM PST
by
Erik Latranyi
(Too many conservatives urge retreat when the war of politics doesn't go their way.)
To: Mikey_1962
If the Maya were so smart, why did their civilization collapse?
I keep thinking about the “prophets” that showed up in the 1800s thinking the world would end. And that German associate of Martin Luther who said the end was coming - in the 1600s.
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posted on
01/10/2009 6:16:01 PM PST
by
tbw2
(Freeper sci-fi - "Humanity's Edge" - on amazon.com)
To: ktree
Welcome to FR.
Maybe at the end of the world, some of these hippie chicks will even consent to let you touch their thigh...
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posted on
01/10/2009 7:15:23 PM PST
by
Old Sarge
(For the first time in my life, I am ashamed to be an American)
To: ktree
Very clever title alteration by the mods!
12/12/Z0T2
Oh well, IATZ.
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posted on
01/11/2009 5:15:50 AM PST
by
Arrowhead1952
(The main stream media lied - America died.)
To: ktree
So. We are all going to die at some time. Some of us will not be alive on that date. Chicken Little lives on.
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posted on
01/11/2009 6:22:00 AM PST
by
seemoAR
To: xcamel
December 12th, December 21st who cares?
We're all GONNA DIE.
Well eventually anyway.
Never mind.
What were we discussing?
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posted on
01/11/2009 5:30:51 PM PST
by
Mikey_1962
(Obama: The Affirmative Action President)
To: tbw2
They did not invent the wheel, and believed in human sacrifice. ‘Nuff said.
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posted on
01/11/2009 5:33:03 PM PST
by
Mikey_1962
(Obama: The Affirmative Action President)
To: tbw2
They did not invent the wheel, and believed in human sacrifice. ‘Nuff said.
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posted on
01/11/2009 5:33:08 PM PST
by
Mikey_1962
(Obama: The Affirmative Action President)
To: tbw2
They did not invent the wheel, and believed in human sacrifice. ‘Nuff said.
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posted on
01/11/2009 5:33:12 PM PST
by
Mikey_1962
(Obama: The Affirmative Action President)
To: tbw2
They did not invent the wheel, and believed in human sacrifice. ‘Nuff said.
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posted on
01/11/2009 5:33:19 PM PST
by
Mikey_1962
(Obama: The Affirmative Action President)
To: tbw2
They did not invent the wheel, and believed in human sacrifice. ‘Nuff said.
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posted on
01/11/2009 5:33:19 PM PST
by
Mikey_1962
(Obama: The Affirmative Action President)
To: tbw2
They did not invent the wheel, and believed in human sacrifice. ‘Nuff said.
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posted on
01/11/2009 5:33:19 PM PST
by
Mikey_1962
(Obama: The Affirmative Action President)
To: tbw2
They did not invent the wheel, and believed in human sacrifice. ‘Nuff said.
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posted on
01/11/2009 5:33:19 PM PST
by
Mikey_1962
(Obama: The Affirmative Action President)
To: Mikey_1962
If it’s “’Nuff said”, why did you say it seven times? ;-)
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posted on
01/11/2009 8:52:34 PM PST
by
DuncanWaring
(The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
To: ktree
On December 12 2012, I take my ascendancy to my rightful place as unquestioned ruler of the Realm.
Then, I shall find you, and then feed you to Peach Faced Lovebirds for sport.
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posted on
01/12/2009 2:38:31 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Hi, I'm D-sheare, and I am proud to inform you of your Impending Typos!)
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