Creative Grooming Awards for Dogs

PinkCoyote ^ | November 24, 2008 | unknown

[Daffynition]

Photos at source

[Daffynition]

Amazing.

[LibFreeOrDie]

GACK! That’s just gross! (the dogs, never mind the woman in the Cleopatra costume...)

[Daffynition]

"Do not want!"

[Global2010]

Give those Dogs a shotgun.

They need to shoot the groomers.

[Global2010]

LOL Now that is a desperate water dog.

[Daffynition]

The dogs look happy ... don’t know why though.

[mamelukesabre]

This is what happens to women when they don’t have a man telling them what to do.

[Centurion2000]

Wow. Those are HIDEOUS ... almost as bad as this ...

[armymarinemom]

That’s my kind of dog. I sure miss my lab.

[LibFreeOrDie]

Ya know, that looks like the same woman in every photo. Seriously, she needs to get a life.

[Centurion2000]

OR even this ...

[redhead]

Poor dogs... :o(

[toomanygrasshoppers]

ping

[Daffynition]

HAHAHA!

[Evie Munchkin]

At first glance I thought that the Cleopatra woman was a tranny, but it appears that it’s just the woman from the other pics.

What she’s done to those poor dogs is just awful.

[mamelukesabre]

oh no. He needs his membership to the man club revoked.

[Daffynition]

But this isn't unprecedented ... people pay big bucks to get their cats painted...

[Centurion2000]

But this isn't unprecedented ... people pay big bucks to get their cats painted...

Wow, that's completely evil.

[Daffynition]

And being of such wonderful disposition, they'd probably let you paint them .... then jump right into the water!

[Daffynition]

Remember this photo right after 9/11?

[blackbart.223]

He looks like mine.

[lonestar]

ping

[Daffynition]

Did you see this thread?

"Give those Dogs a shotgun"

[word_warrior_bob]

I can’t believe people do that to such a dignified dog, the Standard Poodle.

[Daffynition]

[lonestar]

If they want chickens and camels, they should get chickens and camels.

Poor pooches.

[armymarinemom]

Yep. Ours went through great antics to get to go to the lake. You couldn’t even spell the word lake without the dog jumping up and down and bounding towards the door. He was born a clown and died a clown.

[word_warrior_bob]

Look at the last picture, the poodle is saying “you’re kidding me right”?

[Daffynition]

Yep. It's a sign of something ....

[blackbart.223]

That looks like me on any Saturday morning.

[Global2010]

Heh yep that is where I got the idea.

My boys are at post 18.

[blackbart.223]

That is a good reason for a dog to bite it's owner.

Bart.

[Daffynition]

But where are ya gonna git a unicorn?

[Oh, that's right Hussein promised us.........]

[Daffynition]

Pure joy they are. Teach you to live in the Now.

[Daffynition]

They're wonderful!

Mellow yellow...

[Marie]

I have to admit, I like the camel! lol!

[Global2010]

Yours in that pic?

[Daffynition]

Best danged dog we ever were privileged to have ... ducking or upland ... a champion. Lost him to cancer. No other come/s close.

[ezoeni]

wtf?

[oyez]

Clear cases of Poodle abuse.

[beckysueb]

I know. Its pathetic what bored people will do to a magnificent intelligent animal with more dignity and class than these morons have.

[Old Student]

As the poster who put this on Fark.com said, “Your dog wants its dignity back.”

[Daffynition]

Before/After

[Daffynition]

Amen. But as silly as we think it is, I have to admit that the groomer who made these creations is talented.

[Daffynition]

[lonestar]

trans-specied

[Daffynition]

So you’re leaving it to me to figure out which one you mean, the 2-legged one, or the 4-legged one.................or both! Thanks a lot. ;P

[lonestar]

Both

[Daffynition]

I want my groomer! Where's my groomer?

[Old Student]

“But as silly as we think it is, I have to admit that the groomer who made these creations is talented.”

Can’t argue with you there, but I wonder, is she using her powers for good or evil here?