Media Dismisses Finding Exonerating Alaska Governor

A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 12 Oct 2008 | John Semmens

[John Semmens]

An investigation into GOP vice-presidential nominee, Govern Sarah Palin’s firing of Commissioner of Public Safety, Walk Monegan, concluded that “Governor Palin’s firing of Commissioner Monegan was a proper and lawful exercise of her constitutional and statutory authority to hire and fire executive branch department heads.”

“This does nothing to diminish the seriousness of the charges,” said CBS News anchor, Katie Couric. “The allegation that she was acting within her constitutional authority is a technicality. The fact remains, a man lost his job due to Ms. Palin’s actions. This raises questions about her sensitivity and judgment.”

[John Semmens]

ping

see both...

http://www.azconservative.org/Semmens165.htm

http://www.azconservative.org/Semmens1.htm

[Squantos]

BTTT

[Lazamataz]

This does nothing to diminish the seriousness of the charges,” said CBS News anchor, Katie Couric. “The allegation that she was acting within her constitutional authority is a technicality."

Breathtaking in it's audacity and ignorance.

God, I am soooo glad Katie Couric tanked as an anchor.

[cherry]

they dismiss it because it shows more hussein corruption than anything else....it also show that officier wooten should have been canned long ago and that Todd Palin is a stud.

[a real Sheila]

I would pay good money to bi+ch slap Katie.

IN fact, I’ve just added that activity to my “bucket list.”

[Clemenza]

Get in line. I know that it is rude to strike a woman, but an exception must be made for Katie.

[TruthWillWin]

The fact remains, a man lost his job due to Ms. Palin’s actions. This raises questions about her sensitivity and judgment.”

What a sham! Help fight this crap by participating in this protest the media event:

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The website needs freeper help posting information now!

[joesbucks]

“I think there are some problems in this report,” said Republican state Sen. Gary Stevens, a member of the panel. “I would encourage people to be very cautious, to look at this with a jaundiced eye.”

so it the exoneration correct or not?

[smalltownslick]

Satire

[Mr. Mojo]

"The fact remains, a man lost his job due to Ms. Palin’s actions. This raises questions about her sensitivity and judgment," said CBS News anchor, Katie Couric.

Has Couric (or anyone else in the MSM, for that matter) ever questioned Obama's judgment for allying himself with an unprepentant terrorist and attending a virulently anti-American black nationalist church for 20 years?

Didn't think so.

The role of the MSM these days is indentical Goebbels' Reich Ministry for Public Enlightenment and Propaganda.

[Mr. Mojo]

lol...oops, they finally got me.

But the gist of my post stands.

[ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas]

ACORN’s chief Cleveland organizer, Kris Harsh, concurred with Senator Obama’s assessment. “It’s not only illiteracy, some of our workers aren’t good at math either,” Harsh said. “What other explanation could there be for registering the same person ten times? The problem is we don’t have enough funding to hire the most qualified people. We’re confident that this will change when Senator Obama is president. That’s why it is so important that we get as many Obama voters as we can to cast ballots.”

LOL

[right wing]

"This does nothing to diminish the seriousness of the charges," said CBS News anchor, Katie Couric. "The allegation that she was acting within her constitutional authority is a technicality. The fact remains, a man lost his job due to Ms. Palin’s actions. This raises questions about her sensitivity and judgment."

Well there you go - if Katie Couric said it, it must be UNTRUE! Poor Katie's colon needs cleaning out again cause once again she is full of "$#it".

[CyberAnt]

"... the seriousness of the charges ..."

Geeeee whiz! This is the same blah blah they used when they slandered a nominee for the Supreme Court.

[smalltownslick]

It almost got me, too, it sounds believable. I just happened to recall that azconservative is usually satire and checked the keywords.

[andy58-in-nh]

John: your satire was essentially made predictive today by mainstream news media reports that intentionally buried the lead. Instead of (factually) reporting that the investigation found no evidence of wrongdoing, they loudly reported the Witch Hunter's spin: that Palin "abused her authority", while playing down the fact that her actions were proper and lawful.

Amazing. If she were a Democrat, there would not have even been an investigation, much less any reporting of the story, and liberals (for the most part) don't even bother denying it any more. These are some funny times we live in. Scary, too.

[Species8472]

Get in line. I know that it is rude to strike a woman, but an exception must be made for Katie.

I vote to Tazer her (like Trooper Whooten did to his son!)

[Squantos]

Yep, agree .....Obama embraces and supports terrorists and Palin goes after a wife beating child abuser cop that drinks on duty and those covering for him.

Obama need to push the press to test button on this for his own demise......:o)

Stay safe Cherry !

[fella]

the seriousness of the charges,”

...is all that matters. The Facts be damned!

It's the ole' Clarence Thomas trick.

[uncle fenders]

Everytime this comes up I think we need to remind people of bill clinton firing ALL those govt prosecutors the second he took office, FOR NO GOOD REASON other than covering his own butt.

[SECURE AMERICA]

This does nothing to diminish the seriousness of the charges,” said CBS News anchor, Katie Couric. “The allegation that she was acting within her constitutional authority is a technicality

Couric is a moron who believes that the rule of law and Constitutionality are bad things when applied to anyone but liberals.

[ken in texas]

LOL. Another good one.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

More prophecy. I’m recommending you for sainthood.

[abigailsmybaby]

Thanks for the pingaroo.

[Nervous Tick]

“Ability to pay shouldn’t trump your need for housing,” he contended. “It’s simple social justice. Those who have the ability to pay, should pay. It’s their patriotic duty. Those whose needs outstrip their ability to pay should be provided for by the government.”

heh. Today's satire... tomorrow's evening news soundbite? [shudder]

[uptoolate]

Jihad Courses Now Available Online

In a bid to reduce the impact of what it called “premature immartyrations,” the Hamas terrorist organization in Palestine is now offering jihad instruction online.

“When the jihad trainees are all working together in a classroom, one mistake can take out a dozen potential suicide bombers,” complained the school’s headmaster, Ihkil Uhal. “By keeping the trainees offsite we will limit damages. Only the errant student will be at risk. And our precious instructors will be spared.”

Online students are encouraged to use public access computers, preferably ones located inside Israel. An application for funding to purchase laptop computers has been submitted to the UN’s Anti-Zionist Committee.

I don't know how you do it, but this is award winning!

[dynachrome]

John Semmens,
“Speaking the truth through satire”

[rockrr]

OK John, the second one is scary accurate.

[itsthejourney]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

[tx_eggman]

John, you are the master.

It is never ceases to amaze me how easy it is to tweak people who, while they consider themselves informed, aren't really paying attention.

[gimme1ibertee]

“I know that it is rude to strike a woman,...”

I’m a woman,and if you decked her i’d give you a medal
for service above and beyond!:)

[nufsed]

Thanx for the ping. Great stuff!

[Bubba_Leroy]

“This does nothing to diminish the seriousness of the charges,” said CBS News anchor, Katie Couric. “The allegation that she was acting within her constitutional authority is a technicality. The fact remains, a man lost his job due to Ms. Palin’s actions. This raises questions about her sensitivity and judgment.”

Dammit John. That is just too close to something that Katie Couric would actually say for most people to know that this is satire.

It is satire, isn't it?

[Bubba_Leroy]

“This does nothing to diminish the seriousness of the charges,” said CBS News anchor, Katie Couric. “The allegation that she was acting within her constitutional authority is a technicality. The fact remains, a man lost his job due to Ms. Palin’s actions. This raises questions about her sensitivity and judgment.”

Dammit John. That is just too close to something that Katie Couric would actually say for most people to know that this is satire.

It is satire, isn't it?

[Bubba_Leroy]

“This does nothing to diminish the seriousness of the charges,” said CBS News anchor, Katie Couric. “The allegation that she was acting within her constitutional authority is a technicality. The fact remains, a man lost his job due to Ms. Palin’s actions. This raises questions about her sensitivity and judgment.”

Dang it John. That is just too close to something that Katie Couric would actually say for most people to know that this is satire.

It is satire, isn't it?

[dixiechick2000]

Excellent!

Of course, that’s par for the course for you. ;o)

[Big Horn]

I would pay good money to bi+ch slap Katie.

She better hope Sarah wins because Sarah could take Katies job if she wanted it. Sarah outclasses Katie in every way.