Posted on 10/10/2008 9:57:05 AM PDT by John Semmens
Presidential nominee Senator Barack Obama (D-Ill) confided to a close group of Democratic supporters that it has been revealed to him that he is a “symbol of hope for all mankind.”
“The world has been stumbling in the darkness,” Obama proclaimed. “I am the doorway to a brighter future. I am the light of the world for these troubled times.”
In support of his claim, the Illinois senator told of how “everywhere I go, the children sing my virtues. They have a wisdom untainted by a corrupt society. It is a model for the rest of humanity.”
Obama said he plans to take advantage of the wisdom of children by establishing a “League of American Youth” through the public school system. “We will create a corps of young people committed to fight for a better world,” Obama vowed. “All students will be required to serve the community before they serve themselves. In so doing, we will divert the energy that would have gone into selfish greed into working for the collective well-being of the planet.”
so humble.
> “The world has been stumbling in the darkness,” Obama proclaimed. “I am the doorway to a brighter future. I am the light of the world for these troubled times.”
Blasphemy.
More satire folks.
Very scary satire.
fake but accurate?
Oh, John....Too easy to catch this one!!
I read this and thought, “ok, this is satire”, then I think, “he COULD say this. He really could.” THAT’S the scary part.
> because i like the blinding white light thats dimmable too.
So long as they’re not “Dhimmiable” you be fine!
When he speaks at the UN does a light shine on him?
This schmuck really does think he's the Messiah! Pray, people, Pray that God help us and save us (His Will Be Done)!!!
I Am Legend II
ROTFLOL. Yeah right
That's the hallmark of any satire column by John...
WOW! Here is a guy believing his own press clippings.
Tyrants of history are all like this. There are no bounds to such ego.
He is telling us right here ... He is KING. And we had better get used to it.
Ok, I’ll admit it, I didn’t notice that this was satire. That just goes to show how badly we need to get McCain elected. I could see him really saying this (and the dumb ****s in the Liberal Democrap party buying it!)
He was turned to steel in the great magnetic field
When he traveled time for the future of mankind
Damn, and I thought I was human
There is not an emoticon with enough of a flabbergasted/stunned/aghast expression in existence for this comment!
“Obama said he plans to take advantage of the wisdom of children by establishing a “League of American Youth” through the public school system. “We will create a corps of young people committed to fight for a better world,” Obama vowed. “All students will be required to serve the community before they serve themselves. In so doing, we will divert the energy that would have gone into selfish greed into working for the collective well-being of the planet.”
If this is not a Marxist statement, what is. He must be stopped. He Will be stopped on Nov 4.
Surely such a savior-like man such as Obama would have been mercilessly hounded by T800-series Terminators all his life.
Right?
This man believes his own press. That makes him dangerous ,fanatical. Every stinkin’ dictator believes his own press. We are in for a world of hurt ,if he is elected. God help us.
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