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Barack Obama Calls for Radical Revision of English Language
Penetrating Insights into the Obvious ^ | October 7, 2008 | Michael Asher

Posted on 10/07/2008 1:51:10 PM PDT by MichaelAsher54

Since the inception of his candidacy, Barack Obama has reworked the English language to enhance his chances of victory, using words that often bear no relation to his history of tremendous accomplishment. It was only a matter of time before he would issue his own dictionary to clarify this new and exciting language. Suggestions are welcome.

bi•par•ti•san•ship \(,)bī-‘pär-tə-zən-,ship\ -- marked by or involving blind obedience among the two major political parties to the ideological and policy dictates of Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama

change \’chānj\ -- a trip back in time to the Jimmy Carter years

dis•trac•tion \di-‘strak-shən\ -- any topic that Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama deems unworthy of discussion or debate, no matter how pertinent or truthful, because it might hurt his electoral chances

hope \’hōp\ -- a fundamental derangement of the mind characterized by the belief that the messiah has returned in the form of Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama and that his electoral victory will bring about peace on earth and health, happiness and abundant wealth for all.

lie \’lī\ -- a statement of truth by a conservative, especially one that may damage the electoral chances of Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama

o•bam•ics \’oh-‘bä-miks\ -- a language of obfuscation and victimization designed to silence critics and enhance the electoral chances of Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama

rac•ism \’rā-,si-zəm\ -- a shrill whine employed by liberals to silence critics of Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama by unjustly labeling them as disseminators of racial prejudice or discrimination; see Douglass K. Daniel

ter•ror•ist \’ter-ər-,ist\ -- a guy who lives in the neighborhood


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Reference
KEYWORDS: elections; humor; mccainpalin; obama; obamabiden; obamatruthfile

1 posted on 10/07/2008 1:51:11 PM PDT by MichaelAsher54
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To: MichaelAsher54
his history of tremendous accomplishment

NAME ONE

2 posted on 10/07/2008 1:52:42 PM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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To: MichaelAsher54

Actually, he’ll want us to know these words in Spanish.


3 posted on 10/07/2008 1:55:19 PM PDT by hsrazorback1 (To get what you had, do what you did.)
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To: Puppage

I hope you’re joking.


4 posted on 10/07/2008 1:55:21 PM PDT by MichaelAsher54
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To: MichaelAsher54

Democrat Troll crap on aisle #1 ...


5 posted on 10/07/2008 1:56:42 PM PDT by MHGinTN (Believing they cannot be deceived, they cannot be convinced when they are deceived.)
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That’s how it’s done ... smile, you’re getting the n00bie treatment. It’ll pass, eventually.


6 posted on 10/07/2008 1:57:59 PM PDT by MHGinTN (Believing they cannot be deceived, they cannot be convinced when they are deceived.)
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To: MichaelAsher54

Actually, he’ll want us to know these words in Spanish.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZprtPat1Vk


7 posted on 10/07/2008 1:58:21 PM PDT by hsrazorback1 (To get what you had, do what you did.)
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To: MichaelAsher54

Doubleplusgood post!


8 posted on 10/07/2008 1:58:53 PM PDT by VR-21 (Great news! The chocolate ration's going up to 20 grams per week.)
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To: Puppage

>NAME ONE

It was his vote that kept the ban on human cloning from being unanimous. There’s an accomplishment. (Do I need to say I’m being sarcastic?)


9 posted on 10/07/2008 1:58:57 PM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: VR-21

LOL - Very quackworthy.


10 posted on 10/07/2008 1:59:42 PM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: MichaelAsher54
Hit Piece = Documented and verifiable facts that could prove fatally embarrassing to the Democratic candidate.
11 posted on 10/07/2008 2:00:27 PM PDT by Publius6961 (Change is not a plan; Hope is not a strategy.)
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To: OneWingedShark

Thanks Brother. No selflife here.


12 posted on 10/07/2008 2:01:13 PM PDT by VR-21 (Great news! The chocolate ration's going up to 20 grams per week.)
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To: MichaelAsher54
uh er uh um....... the measure of obamboy’s real ability to speak intelligently.
13 posted on 10/07/2008 2:03:09 PM PDT by onlylewis (libs want a two class system, one rich one poor)
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To: MichaelAsher54

Should add “smear” to the list (as in “fight the smears”), meaning any inconvenient piece of information that should be kept from the public’s awareness.


14 posted on 10/07/2008 2:35:22 PM PDT by Verginius Rufus
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To: Verginius Rufus

Good one!


15 posted on 10/07/2008 2:53:25 PM PDT by MichaelAsher54
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To: OneWingedShark

But but but he pushed the wrong button....


16 posted on 10/07/2008 2:58:56 PM PDT by YoungHickey ("Those who say it can't be done should not interupt those doing it.")
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To: MichaelAsher54; MHGinTN
"smile, you’re getting the n00bie treatment. It’ll pass, eventually."

No, it won't. Your destimy is to be tormented endlessly by anyone who has a prior sign-up date. It is their God-given right by virtue of the time (and union) honored pronciple of seniority.

Abandon hope, all ye who enter. Wittiness, droll humor and hyperbole will avail you not!


(/snarky comment mode - disclaimer for the humor impaired)
17 posted on 10/07/2008 3:05:57 PM PDT by shibumi (...vampire outlaw of the milky way...)
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To: MichaelAsher54
truth \ˈtrüth\ 1: whatever we in the organized crime/Muslim underground say it is 2: in accordance with facts as we conjure them up 3: Hey! Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!
18 posted on 10/07/2008 3:10:23 PM PDT by SvdByFaith ("Every tree that does not bear good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire." - Jesus)
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To: shibumi

LOL


19 posted on 10/07/2008 3:11:36 PM PDT by SpookBrat
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To: MichaelAsher54; MHGinTN

Christian (criss’-chun): Anyone born to Muslim parents, adopted by Muslim parents, registered in school as Muslim, choosing Muslim roommates in college, who recites the Shahada in public (and calls it “the most beautiful sound on earth”) and is friends with Louis Farrakhan, attends a church with Muslim members, and wants to run for President.


20 posted on 10/07/2008 3:17:38 PM PDT by shibumi (...vampire outlaw of the milky way...)
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To: shibumi

Oh!!!! Good one!


21 posted on 10/07/2008 3:18:40 PM PDT by SvdByFaith ("Every tree that does not bear good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire." - Jesus)
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To: Puppage

My exact thoughts. What accomplishment has this card carrying Commie lover ever done/achieved?

Now,lets struggle to use our heads. When has this country ever allowed a man to run for it’s highest office with a muslim father, a hard core commie mother, a history of being educated in an Islamic school as a youth, no proof of of loyaly to the US, friends like Ayers, Wright, plus many more hate America types.

This is a national disgrace. Much more dangerous is the fact we know little about his loyalty to this nation, who really paid for his education and so much more. This is sad.

No US military Intel type would hire this man as even a trusted agent.

I am worried, and I think most should be.


22 posted on 10/07/2008 3:20:13 PM PDT by Lumper20
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To: shibumi

I was wondering if the Obama team made a mistake scheduling a debate on October 7, the anniversary of the battle of Lepanto, a major Christian victory over Muslims...but then I realized that today would not be the anniversary in the Muslim calendar, which is a lunar calendar.


23 posted on 10/07/2008 3:26:18 PM PDT by Verginius Rufus
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To: Verginius Rufus; ArrogantBustard
To quote the Kozaks of the Dnieper:

" May the Devil take thee! That is what the Kozaks have to say to thee, thou basest-born of runts! Unfit art thou to lord it over true Christians! The date we write not for no calendar have we got; the moon is in the sky, the year is in a book, and the day is the same with us here as with thee over there, and thou canst kiss us thou knowest where!"


(Thanks to Arrogant Bustard for the anti-Muslim invective!)
24 posted on 10/07/2008 3:32:46 PM PDT by shibumi (...vampire outlaw of the milky way...)
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To: Lumper20

I am worried too. We know what the Muslim underground is secretly planning for the world, but the liberal left can’t see it because they are blinded by ignorance and their own self-gratification. We can even show them proof, but they turn it into a lie in their warped minds.

Muslims will continue to strategically manuever their people into place globally (journalists and the MSM, professors who will teach Americas young tolerance for Islam and hatred for Christianity, doctors, lawyers, judges, bankers, politicians) and eventually they will enact Sharia Law and we will become and Islamic nation.

Britian has already enacted Islamic law for their Muslim citizens. It won’t be long before it is the law for every citizen.

Muslims are all liars (including Obamanation) who mask the truth in order to fulfill their objective: A one world religion.


25 posted on 10/07/2008 3:44:43 PM PDT by SvdByFaith ("Every tree that does not bear good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire." - Jesus)
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To: SvdByFaith

I agree. Someone tried to tell me to shop at a certain convenience store here. All employees were Muslim. I said I will not give them my money or time of day.


26 posted on 10/07/2008 4:09:11 PM PDT by Lumper20
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To: SvdByFaith

Because they worship the father of lies.


27 posted on 10/07/2008 4:28:19 PM PDT by Biggirl (Throw The Bums OUT!=^..^==^..^==^..^=)
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To: Lumper20

I was at work today and seeing a hospice patient...(I’m a hospice nurse)...in a high rise apt. of seniors in downtown Atlanta.

Two old white women get on the elevator...one asks the other if she’s ready for the debate tonight...the other answers by going on about bambi and how she liked him right from the start.

After recovering from throwing up in my mouth, the other answered looking down and shaking her head...

“Well, I’m worried about govt run healthcare” and quickly departed, leaving me and the demented one on the elevator.

We smiled at each other, her in oblivion, me in a mixture of revulsion, deep sorrow and sympathy.

As we got off on the same floor, I exclaimed I too am concerned about govt run healthcare being a nurse, look how bad medicare is now and how can they adequately handle ALL citizens when they can’t even deal with just the RETIRED ones....? And look what they’ve done to our economy.

Don’t think I made the first dent though.

What a mess...the country is distracted by our economy, but the truth is this country has a PROFOUND mental health crisis on it’s hands!


28 posted on 10/07/2008 4:47:09 PM PDT by tpanther (All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing. Edmund Burke)
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To: tpanther

Mental crisis. You are right. Look at the world owes me types. They robbed my pension plan types. I want it NOW types. Sadly, they think GOV is their solution.
SAD.


29 posted on 10/07/2008 6:03:52 PM PDT by Lumper20
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To: Lumper20

My brother is discussing this nonsense, and he’s talking with his younger friends...one claims to be a Christian excited about Obama.

He tries to help these people understand how at odds his wildly liberal left wing policies are completely out of touch with Christianity, to no avail.


30 posted on 10/07/2008 6:26:36 PM PDT by tpanther (All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing. Edmund Burke)
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To: tpanther

These kids have never done without. They have been given whatever they want.

Go to Jeff Head.com.

I will email you what he needs via private reply.


31 posted on 10/07/2008 7:47:53 PM PDT by Lumper20
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To: tpanther

These kids have never done without. They have been given whatever they want.

Go to Jeff Head.com.

I will email you what he needs via private reply.


32 posted on 10/07/2008 7:47:53 PM PDT by Lumper20
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