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DUmmie FUnnies 10-07-08 (Hugo Chavez Endorses Barack Obama)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 7, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 10/07/2008 8:08:25 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Hugo Chavez has come as close as you can to endorsing Barack Obama as you can come without actually saying so. However if you read what Chavez has recently said, you can pretty much consider it an endorsement. And this makes the DUmmies very nervous as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Hugo Chávez: 'New US president should listen to the world.'" The DUmmies know that Chavez is in favor of his fellow Marxist, Obama, winning the election but they don't want him to come out and say so just yet because they fear the backlash of such an endorsement. So let us now watch the DUmmies ponder the Chavez endorsement in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that those cocoa leaves that Chavez munches daily probably caused him to let down his guard, is in the [barackets]:

Hugo Chávez: "New US president should listen to the world"

[And guess who Hugo Chavez means. And it's not Sarah Palin's running mate.]

Source: El Universal, Venezuelan opposition newspaper

[Opposition "por ahora" until Venezuela completely institutes its own version of the "Fairness Doctrine."]

Venezuela's President Hugo Chávez said that the next US president must "talk and listen" to the world. He also said that the new leader of the United States would be accountable for the implementation of neoliberal policies and their impact on the global financial crisis.

[Yup! An Obama endorsement.]

"The next president of the United States must sit down and talk to the world. He has to do it." "Not with Chávez, I am not important," said the Venezuelan leader on Saturday night during a meeting with regional media in the eastern state of Sucre, DPA reported.

[Definitely meaning Obama.]

Chávez made these remarks when he was asked about the recent statements made by Democrat presidential candidate Barack Obama on a possible dialogue with the Venezuelan president if Obama wins the elections next November 4.

[The word is missing but this is definitely an endorsement. Now on to the nervous DUmmies...]

There is only one chance of that happening. Hugo and Barack, the bonding.

[Of course, my perceptive little DUmmie. Hugo and Barack will bond if Obama wins.]

I wish he'd shut up about the U.S. and this election. We're gaining a lot of "middle ground," moderate voters. Let's keep it that way, and not introduce Chavez into the mix.

[Please don't let the public know that Hugo Chavez endorses Obama. We still have a lot of gullible "moderate voters" that we have to sucker.]

I stand by my statement. He's not helping Obama anymore than an endorsement by the Castros would. I want to win this election.

[Translation: Please shut up "por ahora," Hugo, so we can fool enough people.]

Did you not realize he was answering a direct question when he said that? Maybe he should have called you to seek your advice. He did NOT endorse Barack Obama, or can't you grasp this detail?

[He did not formally "endorse" Obama but he did endorse him without actually saying "endorse." Wink! Wink!]

Chavez should STFU. At least until after the election ... THEN he can run his gob all he wants.

[There it is folks. The DUmmies want Chavez to just shut up about endorsing Obama until he can express his Barack love after the election.]

No, he should NOT STFU. He's telling the truth, why should he?

[I agree. Hugo Chavez should be allowed to loudly express his support for Obama.]

I believe in Free Speech ... I'm not passing laws against him saying something. I'm saying I wish he'd shut up until after the election.

[Please do not let the public know that Obama is endorsed by a Bolivaran Marxist.]

It doesn't endorse anyone whatsoever.

[He doesn't use the word "endorse," but Hugo definitely does endorse you-know-who and it ain't McCain.]

So I really see no reason why Chavez should shut up. I certainly wouldn't.

[Speak up, Chavez! Let us all know about your endorsement of Obama.]

Chavez is a passionate man, a warrior who feels things strongly, intensely and who is gifted with empathy for shared suffering... whereas US armchair cowboys, who are playing Masters of the Universe games with real countries in the real world, are cowardly sociopathic bureaucrats. But Obama will change all that. Just watch. The tide has turned. We get to salvage what's left of the wreck.

[Obama will change all that. He will change us into a Bolivaran Republic.]

He is not a nut. He is not a clown. He is not a tyrant. He is well-supported, trusted and admired and he is VERY democratic.

[Chavez is not a nut? Isn't this the same clown who ordered all Venezuelan clocks set forward by a half hour?]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: barackobama; dummiefunnies; dummies; hugochavez
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1 posted on 10/07/2008 8:08:25 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 10/07/2008 8:09:38 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

Bump


3 posted on 10/07/2008 8:09:57 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: PJ-Comix

Thanks, Hugo, for the free gift.


4 posted on 10/07/2008 8:09:59 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 10!


5 posted on 10/07/2008 8:10:55 AM PDT by landerwy ("A republic, if you can keep it")
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To: PJ-Comix

Woo Hoo, top ten.


6 posted on 10/07/2008 8:11:14 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel
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To: PJ-Comix

top 10


7 posted on 10/07/2008 8:11:36 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (Who is the real Barack Obama?)
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To: PJ-Comix

To 10??


8 posted on 10/07/2008 8:13:35 AM PDT by rightinthemiddle (Without the Mainstream Media, the Left is Nothing.)
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To: PJ-Comix
There is only one chance of that happening. Hugo and Barack, the bonding.

I wonder what Michelle will say about that...

9 posted on 10/07/2008 8:13:45 AM PDT by bcsco (Palin started her political career in a small town, Obama from the house of a domestic terrorist.)
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To: PJ-Comix
US armchair cowboys, who are playing Masters of the Universe games with real countries in the real world, are cowardly sociopathic bureaucrats. But Obama will change all that. Just watch.

Just watch. My dad will beat up your dad. You'll see!

Sheesh.

10 posted on 10/07/2008 8:14:08 AM PDT by Aquinasfan (When you find "Sola Scriptura" in the Bible, let me know)
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To: PJ-Comix

SWEET!


11 posted on 10/07/2008 8:15:12 AM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (Change is not a destination, just as hope is not a strategy.)
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To: PJ-Comix

“Wow, I sure didn’t see this coming!” Top 20


12 posted on 10/07/2008 8:15:36 AM PDT by Purrcival (Palin runs Alaska. Obama runs his mouth.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I wish he'd shut up about the U.S. and this election. We're gaining a lot of "middle ground," moderate voters. Let's keep it that way, and not introduce Chavez into the mix.

Alinsky scolded the Sixties Left for scaring off potential converts in Middle America. True revolutionaries do not flaunt their radicalism, Alinsky taught. They cut their hair, put on suits and infiltrate the system from within.”

While his ultimate goal was nothing less than the “radicalization of the middle class,” Alinsky stressed the importance of “learning to talk the language of those with whom one is trying to converse.” “Tactics must begin with the experience of the middle class,” he said, “accepting their aversion to rudeness, vulgarity, and conflict. Start them easy, don’t scare them off.”

To appeal to the middle class, Alinsky continued, “goals must be phrased in general terms like ‘Liberty, Equality, Fraternity’; ‘Of the Common Welfare’; ‘Pursuit of happiness’

13 posted on 10/07/2008 8:17:41 AM PDT by listenhillary (Should we turn Alaska or Texas into our Galt's Gulch?)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top ‘letting the dog out’ Post “-)


14 posted on 10/07/2008 8:21:29 AM PDT by Condor51 (I have guns in my nightstand because a Cop won't fit)
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To: PJ-Comix
Chavez is a passionate man, a warrior who feels things strongly, intensely and who is gifted with empathy for shared suffering... He is not a nut. He is not a clown. He is not a tyrant. He is well-supported, trusted and admired and he is VERY democratic.

These DUers are really stupid & ignorant...moonbat is too nice a title for them.

15 posted on 10/07/2008 8:22:20 AM PDT by never4get (We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid)
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To: listenhillary

Back in the 60’s, my grandmother used to tell me that Nikita Kruschev had said, “We will destroy you [the U.S.] from within, and we will start with the young people.”


16 posted on 10/07/2008 8:23:42 AM PDT by Purrcival (Palin runs Alaska. Obama runs his mouth.)
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To: PJ-Comix

The idiots at the DU never met an enemy of the U.S. they didn’t like.


17 posted on 10/07/2008 8:27:21 AM PDT by popdonnelly (Does Obama know ANYONE who likes America, capitalism, or white people?)
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To: never4get

These people have no clue. They simply make up a reality to suit their biases.

I’ve been watching this recurring malady in the Left for forty years now. Create a reality that fits your politics.


18 posted on 10/07/2008 8:29:26 AM PDT by popdonnelly (Does Obama know ANYONE who likes America, capitalism, or white people?)
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To: Purrcival

If you haven’t seen it yet. A chillingly accurate assessment.

1985 interview with a Soviet defector
http://www.poorschmuck.net/wordpress/?p=6306


19 posted on 10/07/2008 8:29:36 AM PDT by listenhillary (Should we turn Alaska or Texas into our Galt's Gulch?)
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To: popdonnelly
Amen to that. The fact that we put up with it without jailing/shooting these idiots shows how tolerant we are. They should be very thankful they live in the horrible old USA.
20 posted on 10/07/2008 8:32:47 AM PDT by graywaiter (Gotta love those gun tote'n mommas.......)
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To: Purrcival
Hence the phrase coined by Michael Savage....... "Red Diaper Doper Babies"
21 posted on 10/07/2008 8:32:58 AM PDT by thingumbob (McGenius-Palin beats O'bomber-Hide'n (Remember, dead terrorists don't make more terrorists!))
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To: PJ-Comix
He has to do it." "Not with Chávez, I am not important," said the Venezuelan leader on Saturday night during a meeting with regional media in the eastern state of Sucre, DPA reported

Truer words have never been spoken. Unfortunately, he doesn't mean it. The first quality of a fascist is the cult of personality.

22 posted on 10/07/2008 8:59:18 AM PDT by Big Guy and Rusty 99 (If Benito Mussolini was IL DUCE, Barack Obama is IL DOUCHE!)
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To: PJ-Comix
"...he is VERY democratic."

If that was a capital "d" I would agree.

23 posted on 10/07/2008 9:15:26 AM PDT by Jaxter (Everything I needed to know about Obama I learned by Googling "Black Liberation Theology".)
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To: PJ-Comix
Chavez should STFU. At least until after the election

Proof yet again that the only way socialists can win elections is to lie about and/or hide their true agenda.

24 posted on 10/07/2008 9:28:18 AM PDT by kevkrom (Beware the "Blueshirts": Obama's own jack-booted thugs)
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To: PJ-Comix
There is only one chance of that happening. Hugo and Barack, the bonding

Obama will have to wait until Mother Sheehag is done with him-


25 posted on 10/07/2008 11:24:48 AM PDT by mikrofon (Viva Chavez Regal)
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To: PJ-Comix
Chavez is a passionate man, a warrior who feels things strongly, intensely and who is gifted with empathy for shared suffering... by making sure there's plenty of suffering to go around. Misguided youths don't realize that after most revolutions, there are still haves ( the inner circle ) and have nots. Russia had them after communism took over and Iran has them now. In an oppressive society the haves just aren't so public about it.
26 posted on 10/07/2008 11:43:31 AM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (The man who said "there's no such thing as a stupid question" has never talked to Helen Thomas.)
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To: PJ-Comix
This comment is appalling:

I stand by my statement. He's not helping Obama anymore [sic] than an endorsement by the Castros would. I want to win this election.

You think this would tell the Dummie something about his candidate! Wake UP!

27 posted on 10/07/2008 12:11:49 PM PDT by Loud Mime (Fight Racism, Vote McCain!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Hugo Chávez: "New US president should listen to the world"

NBC News is now projecting that BARACK OBAMA will win Venezuela. . . .

28 posted on 10/07/2008 12:27:22 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (To go along with Germany. . . .)
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To: PJ-Comix
He's not helping Obama anymore than an endorsement by the Castros would.

This just in: Based on our early exit polling, NBC News is now calling the Worker's Paradise of CUBA for Barack Obama. . . .

29 posted on 10/07/2008 12:33:06 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (To go along with Germany and Venezuela. . . .)
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To: PJ-Comix
He is not a nut. He is not a clown. He is not a tyrant.

Chavez or Obama?

30 posted on 10/07/2008 12:36:00 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Who is the real Barack Obama?)
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To: PJ-Comix
Hugo and Barack, the bonding.


31 posted on 10/07/2008 12:46:53 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (On the down low.)
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To: PJ-Comix

What a coincidence. I put Hugo in this video a few days ago. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2a_YJMjlmQ


32 posted on 10/07/2008 2:42:14 PM PDT by doug from upland (8 million views of HILLARY! UNCENSORED - put some ice on it, witch)
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To: bcsco
“There is only one chance of that happening. Hugo and Barack, the bonding.”

[I wonder what Michelle will say about that...]

Or Larry Sinclair...

33 posted on 10/07/2008 4:50:59 PM PDT by decal ("You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk dancing.")
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To: decal
Or Larry Sinclair...

Larry'd be one of the bondees...

34 posted on 10/07/2008 5:20:33 PM PDT by bcsco (Palin started her political career in a small town, Obama from the house of a domestic terrorist.)
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To: PJ-Comix
"The next president of the United States must sit down and talk to the world. He has to do it."

Yes, starting out with something to the effect of "Straighten up and fly right or I WILL beat your ass."

35 posted on 10/07/2008 5:43:27 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (McCain / Palin '08. Write-ins and protest votes won't help America.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Hugo and Barack, the bonding.

And the sequel Hussein and Kim Jong-Il: A New Beginning.

Then will come Obama and Osama: Love in Bloom.

The fourth installment in the saga, Barry and Ayatollah Ali Khamenei: Death of a Nation promises to be the most compelling and disturbing chapter.

As William Carlos Williams sed, "Hold back the edges of your gowns, ladies. We are going through hell."

36 posted on 10/07/2008 5:54:13 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (McCain / Palin '08. Write-ins and protest votes won't help America.)
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To: PJ-Comix
He is not a nut. He is not a clown. He is not a tyrant. He is well-supported, trusted and admired and he is VERY democratic.

Hugo could very well be in line to become the chairman of the DNC.

37 posted on 10/07/2008 6:00:09 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (McCain / Palin '08. Write-ins and protest votes won't help America.)
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To: graywaiter
They should be very thankful they live in the horrible old USA.

Only until the Haliburton/Walmart/Target Detention/Re-education Centers get going....

38 posted on 10/08/2008 5:08:41 AM PDT by dirtbiker (My Walmart still has 7 copies of "An Inconvenient Truth" on the shelf)
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