White Girls Seek Equal Opportunity To Play That Funky Music

DotPenn.com ^ | 9-19-2008 | Sven Waring

[SvenWaring]

Members of the Red Hat Society get a little funk in their trunk.

Drawing comparisons to gender-equity movements like Title IX and ERA, white girls are now demanding that society smash the glass mirrored-ball ceiling that has kept them from playing that funky music.

White girls are also demanding the right to lay down the boogie on a equal status as white boys.

Dominique Lativia, a gender funk studies professor at Penn State, said the anti-female bias that exists in the male-dominated funk industry is reinforced by negative stereotypes of non-funky females and a habitual need for funds to support bad-ass bass programs in public schools.

[Hegemony Cricket]

They still can’t jump...

[television is just wrong]

LOL, weird, some old ladies on the street joined that group. I wouldnl’t be caught dead wearing red and purple like that.

[xtinct]

ALL girls need to concentrate on studies in college... those studies that will make them employable. Because at the rate too many undergraduates are moving now the ONLY job they're qualified to do is Administrative Assistant providing that they learn Microsoft Office.

I can't tell you the number of recent college grads who apply for jobs at my firm who have zero in the way of real world skills.

Additionally, there are graduate programs which exist to appeal to those who have zero skills. So, in effect people who study things like funk (as if) are shooting themselves in the foot in the job market. And, who's going to foot the bill for these imbeciles when it comes time to pay their college loans which sometimes run up to $100,000.

[blam]

The waitresses around here say they are cheap tippers and just as soon they didn’t come to their restaurant.

[Centurion2000]

a gender funk studies professor at Penn State,

This is a JOKE right? Someone gets PAID for this in academia??

[Niteranger68]

Those Red Hat gals can easily out-drink any college fraternity.

[When do we get liberated?]

Stuff like this is going to move us closer to a gender/race blind meritocracy than voting for a guy that is a little more black than me.

On a side note, my cousin is a white chick rapper....http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/d7eabce768

[kaboom]

Looks like Code Pink before they color coordinated.

[CholeraJoe]

Dominique Lativia, a gender funk studies professor at Penn State,

WTF? Them Nittaly Lions got some strange degrees, don't they?

[SvenWaring]

She makin’ a liar outta my satire...