Posted on 09/14/2008 9:02:01 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
The Devil Scares Pravda. And Sarah Palin is the devil in disguise. Well, that's what a columnist for Pravda thinks. And you might expect that from the Russian propaganda rag. But guess who agrees with Pravda? That's right, the DUmmies! Get a load of this THREAD: Pravda Columnist on Palin - "Do you know what a nuclear holocaust is?"
The fact that Gov. Palin wisely would not rule out any options when asked about potential Russian aggression--that resolve has the Russians poutin' and the DUmmies hiding under their desks and building bomb shelters. They want to do a "Goldwater the Mad Bomber" number on the McCain-Palin ticket. So let's first see the Pravda columnist--an Englishman, Timothy Bancroft-Hinchey, writing for the Russians!--go apoplectic with PMS (Palin Madness Syndrome) and then watch the DUmmies pile on, all in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, who thought the Fey-Poehler/Palin-Clinton skit was LOL FUnnie, is in the [brackets]:
Palin – the Devil in disguise
[The updo hides the horns.]
The candidate for the Vice Presidency of the United States of America . . . threatened to open the gates of Hell by attacking Russia. . . .
[Of course she did nothing of the sort. She simply would not limit our options in the event of HYPOTHETICAL Russian aggression against a HYPOTHETICAL NATO ally. But don't let the facts get in your way.]
One question for this self-opinionated upstart: Do you know what a nuclear holocaust is?
[One question for Timothy Backside-Hickey: Are you an Englishman or a Russkie?]
Sarah Palin, Mrs. Nobody know-it-all shreiking cow from Alaska, the joke of American politics, plied with a couple of vodkas before letting rip in front of incredulous audiences while McCain coos in the background, cuts a ridiculous figure as she strives to be taken seriously.
[You're just mad because it wasn't RUSSIAN vodka.]
So Sarah Palin, Mrs. Hockey Mom housewife-cum-small-town gossip merchant and cheap little guttersnipe, suppose you shut up and allowed real politicians and diplomats to do their work?
[Mrs. Hockey Mom takes on the Russkies! "USA! USA! USA!"]
you pith-headed little bimbo from the back of beyond. . .
["PMS! PMS! PMS!"]
So next time suppose you keep your mouth shut and while you’re at it, make sure the members of your family keep their legs shut too. Your country has enough failed mothers as it is.
[Palin Madness Syndrome goes global! Now the DUmmies pile on. . . .]
Wow - they really do not like her. . . .
[Democratic Understatement.]
Nuclear Holocaust.
[That's "Nucular."]
She's not worried about that. Jesus will rapture her up with all her family, so she will avoid the consequences of her decisions. However, she will reverse global warming with nuclear winter!
[See, there's an upside to all this!]
"I bet it's a really good dessert at TGI Friday's!" And, of course, Palin will claim that she created the original Nuclear Holocaust - it's a recipe ripped off the Nestle Toll House Cookies web site.
[As long as it isn't Baked Alaska.]
"Mrs. Nobody know-it-all shreiking cow from Alaska." This is the type of language that the lunatic fringe uses routinely and it sticks... Time for the left to stop shying away from it on the few little outlets that they are on!
[Thanx for admitting that you're the lunatic fringe!]
As someone who grew up in the 50's and 60's, knows how to outfit a fallout shelter, I offer this suggestion. How about an ad or two, or even a few well placed letters to the editor pointing out the destruction of mankind if this blathering idiot ascends to power. Honestly, I haven't been as worried myself about this since I was a young girl.
[You need to learn to stop worrying and love the bomb. Head for the nearest mineshaft!]
edited for spelling, even thought there are no big words
["Though" is kinda big, so I see how it could trip you up.]
The daisy ad. The thing is, I think Palin is actually MUCH more likely to pull the trigger than Goldwater ever was.
[Please don't nuke the daisies.]
If as one Republican said, McCain will make Cheyney look like Gandhi, where does that put Palin?
[Looking like Goldwater in a skirt?]
C'mon ppl - REC this! Other DUers will LOVE this! Kick it to the moon!
[Yeah, it's PRAVDA, people! It'll make everybody nostalgic for the good ol' U.S.S.R.!]
K & R.
[K.G.B.]
Amazing - no trolls to voice their "concerns" over the fact that it is "Pravda". . . .
[The DUmmies Spare Pravda.]
I don't think they like Mooseilini. . . .
[But at least she makes the snowmachines run on time.]
"Guttersnipe" - reminds me of "My Fair Lady." . . . "I'll make a queen of that barbarous wretch!"
["The radioactivity in a nu-cle-ar holocaust stays mainly in the Palin."
"By George W, I think she's got it!"]
Russia bragging on about their nuclear missiles just plays right into the hands of frothing RWers.
[Shhh!]
See you at the debate, Mooseburgers.
[If you stay on the ticket till October 2nd, Beltway Joe!]
Uh, oh. Looks like Pravda didn't get the memo about treating her with 'deference'.
[Barry will have to throw Pravda under the bus. "That's not the Pravda I used to know."]
Pravda is the ultimate source of pure crap...but this *is* f*cking funny.
[It's still pure crap, though.]
PING!
#3!!!
TOP 10!
4?
Mr. Timothy Backside-Hickey is speaking truth to power DUmmies!
Six. Six is good.
Governor Sarah D. Ripper.
Post #9 is to you. The servers are melting down tonight.
lol!- I see we were on the same wavelength.
11 or 12?
Top 20! Bow, lesser posters!
if the Russkies and the DUmmies hate her, I’m afraid I’m falling in love....
Have the French weighed-in yet? A hat trick would be nice for a hockey mom.
The spirit of Kim Philby is alive and well in Great Britain.
Lest we forget, the anagram of Timothy Bancroft-Hinchey is:
THY HYMN A FICTION, BOTCHER
I’m heartened by the respect they are showing Sarah Palin, referring to her as “Mrs”, rather than “Ms”.
Moose and Squirrel, ROTFLMAO. Excellent!
Hi OLA,
I’m voting for him to get her.
Cuda 2012!
The inbred buck-toothed pillow-biting coward with a father/uncle complex who passes for the “journalist” who wrote this article may think it’s witty, but it only makes me angry enough to hope he gets “gifted” with the “gift” that certain fags consider it trendy to get “gifted” with. Right now I don’t care if that’s terrible of me, I hope he meets a gang of Russian butch queers in a dark cold alley one night and gets his fantasy fulfilled. It’s not as unlikely as it could seem, the English aren’t exactly welcomed with the red carpet in russia right now anyway, more like booted out with their BP stolen. I also hope that when he gets booted out after receiving his “gift”, he winds up in a freezing cold English winter with no heat due to the Russians having cut the fuel off. Useless little waste of oxygen, pretending to know one iota about Sarah Palin, when he’s not fit to lick her boots. She wouldn’t let him, she wouldn’t want his diseased saliva anywhere near her.
And since the STD-riddled DUmmies think it’s so cute (dementia is a sign of untreated syphilis), the same goes for them.
Mark to read later
They are absolutely INSANE!!!!
Absolutely and completely!
However, they think of themselves as the best and brightest among us, "we" are just too ignorant to "get it"....
There must not be any mirrors in DUmmieland....
You were up late. What was left of Ike came through here last night and knocked the power out, so I’ll be in later to DUFU.
LOL! Great pic. Okay will let it run solo.
Yet another gem to keep in mind the next time I hear some lib talking about conservative misogyny.
Downright scary to know that these DUmmies are running around the country sans straight jackets... unsettling!!
They despise people who wear US flag pins on their lapels, but think Pravda has legitimate points. Gee, where would anyone get the idea they aren't patriotic Americans?
Timothy Bancroft-Hinchey needs a cattle prod applied to his ass and a stun-gun applied directly between the eyes.
Gutter-snipe? Sounds like self-projection.
Professional politicians and diplomats? yeah, right - professional moochers.
F’n Ass-clown
[Mrs. Hockey Mom takes on the Russkies! "USA! USA! USA!"]
Feel the love!! Feel the love!!
[Democratic Understatement.]
Like her? They don't understand her.
[Thanx for admitting that you're the lunatic fringe!]
This is the type of language that the lunatic fringe uses routinely and it jumps up and bites you in the bu++. Just ax dan raTHer about using language and fake [but accurate] documents.
[Yeah, it's PRAVDA, people! It'll make everybody nostalgic for the good ol' U.S.S.R.!]
Kick it to the . yeeeeeehhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa, and Lucy pulls away the football again.
[Shhh!]
That almost sounds like a [LOUSY FREEPER TROLL] at the DUmp.
[It's still pure crap, though.]
Pravda is also in business in the NYT, DC Compost and many of the other daily tree killers.
Well, this cartoon is good.
And yet they constantly refer to themselves as 'the Reality Based Community'. In the words of the great philosopher George Costanza, "Jerry, it's not a lie, if you believe it."
You mean, like the the former community organizer, turned State Senator, turned U.S. Senator for 143 actual days?
Read your description of the primitive, frank. For a few seconds, I thought you might be describing Fat Che. No idea who this one might be.
How’s Floyd?
when I was on the phones doing sales, I had a little game where I’d try to get a Russian prospect I was calling to say “moose and squirrel.” I was suprisingly sucessful.
A whole bunch of black Russians.
This might be as effective for Obama as those letters citizens of that English town sent to Ohio residents was for Kerry. Midwesterners love the idea of giving up their country's sovereignty to the will foreigners.
Why don't you tell her that to her face. I'd like to see how far you get before you have to have your jaw wired shut.
Thaid the pith-headed little fop from Pravda.
The ongoing saga of the cat emulating Gandhi is in the "Crying In My Beer" forum, but one has to be a registered member, to see that forum.
It's really wearing one down.
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