ZERO POSSUMUS ARUGULA
Posted on 09/10/2008 4:56:15 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
ZERO POSSUMUS ARUGULA
A few weeks ago, at the Barackropolis in Denver, the faithful were gathered to crown the new Caesar, Emperor Zero Possumus Arugula. But something FUnnie happened on the way to the White House: A Bushie Bounce. And it was all so predictable, according to Nutroots Nostradamus DUmmie tom_paine, as he explains--at length--in this THREAD, "I knew it was going to happen, but it still hurts like hell to watch it in slow motion."
"Beware the Bounce of Bushie!" Ain't that the sooth! So now let us watch the despondent DUmmies gear up to be let down, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, glad his Cubbies are not seeing a Brewer Bounce, is in the [brackets]:
I knew it was going to happen, but it still hurts like hell to watch it in slow motion.
[You put the "pain" in "campaign," DUmmie tom_paine.]
NOTE: To anyone who feels that their morale may be damaged by an unvarnished assessment of reality these last eight to twenty-five years may not wish to read any further.
[NOTE: To anyone not wanting to spend the next eight to twenty-five years reading a long, drawn-out excuse for why the Democrats will lose, you may not wish to read any further.]
NOTE: Neither should this thread be construed as an advocation of giving up or not voting.
[NOTE: Democrats, DON'T give up! DON'T go on vacation! Get out there and VOTE on November 5th! Even though it is hopeless!]
It's like a slow motion car accident unraveling before one's eyes, bodies crumpled and mangled flying out windows at breakneck speed in agonizing detail. Or maybe it's like watching a bad reality show or maybe WWE wrestling again and again and again, one with the same outcome no matter what nonsensical plot twists get us to the preordained ending.
[It's like a bad writer, searching and straining for maladroit metaphors and silly similes, in a desperate attempt to out-Pitt Pitt, before getting to a long-overdue ending.]
But the outcome is never in doubt, and if we look at what passes for "elections" in Bushie Amerika or Putinist Russia, which are almost identically governed by Inverted Totalitarianism as well as having identically trustworthy "elections", we can see that computerized wholesale Bushie election fraud, which may or may not exist, may not even be necessary whether it exists or not.
[Huh?]
I have said it before and I have said it again . . .
[. . . and I will say it several times more, in my belaboring yet surprisingly obtuse style. . . .]
What the Bushies have done to our media, our institutions and our National Psyche as expressed in our National Dialogue, is psychologically similar, deeply similar, to what the Nazis did to Germany. . . .
[Flag on the play! Godwin's Rule of Nazi Analogies! 15 yards and loss of down!]
At least it is not yet physically dangerous. . . .
[Yet.]
Does wholesale electronic Bushie electoral fraud exist? Probably. But for the purposes of this discussion, let us assume . . . wholesale electronic Bushie electoral fraud does not exist.
[I got my electronic Bushie wholesale.]
In this nation of drugged-out, TV-zombied-up sheep, of which we are all a part what is essentially a vast artificial marketing scheme which has replaced objective reality, a National Hologram, to borrow Joe Bageant's term for it, do the Bushies even need wholesale election fraud to get their way?
[The Wholesale Hologram alternate excuse, in case nobody buys the Electronic Bushie excuse.]
At least a year ago, I knew that McCain would be our next Emperor. . . .
[You must be psychotic.]
No one can predict the details of the future, only that the Bushie Summer Propaganda Offensive would come in some form. . . .
[As YOU of course knew would happen, you Nutroots Nostradamus you!]
When the Bushies, probably through Randy Scheunemann, greenlighted Georgia for or perhaps ordered it to begin it's August 2008 "Bushie Bounce" invasion of Georgia . . . they knew their mass psychology.
[Georgia Done-by-a Bushie.]
Six percentage points, plus or minus three, for our next Emperor McCain.
[There go our hopes for Emperor Zero!]
This would probably not be the case if the Bushies hadn't long ago bent the media to it's will through corporate consolidation and a dozen other sub-strategies including Bill Parcells "working the ref", and all have been staggeringly successful to the point where the Bushie M$M is now pretty much where all discussions are leveled from the start by using a Bushie Linguistic Frame.
[I think you've been "working the reefer."]
So, it's knotted now.
[Tie, the Bouncer.]
And I believe that, in the current restructuring and Gleichschaltung the Bushies have carried out on our "National Nervous System", every facet of it, it simply is not possible for Obama to GAIN in the polls.
[Ah, the ol' Gleichschaltung-on-the-Nervous-System ploy!]
As impossible as it was for whoever Medvedev's opposition patsy, his "Obama", was in our Sister Nation and fellow Inverted Totalitarianism, Putin's Russia, and THEIR "election" (which, if we are assuming no Bushie electoral fraud, then we MUSt also assume no Putinist United Russia electoral fraud and thus Medvedev's "election" victory was indeed 66-33% as advertised). . . .
[Boy, you must be smart! First "Gleichschaltung," now "Medvedev," "Inverted Totalitarianism," Russian election statistics. . . . and in a really long sentence!]
It makes me laugh.
[It makes my eyes glaze over.]
If there are any left who can scoff at this quite reasonable notion in the face of the last eight years, and I have no doubt that even now most will...even NOW, when it is tragically obvious to the point of insulting the intelligence of the few members of the Reality-Based Community left, then just wait until November . . .
[. . . when I will finally finish this ponderous, prolix, Pitt-like essay.]
First, the October Surprise is still yet to come. . . .
[If you finish by October, that WILL be a surprise!]
Then, the usual boring "Surprise McCain Upset Victory Show" coming a few days later. Boring.
[Almost as boring as the "Survive tom_paine's Run-on Essay Show."]
Can't you see it? Can't you smell it?
[Smells like old fish.]
Doesn't that tingle of deja vu tells you it's coming?
[Chris Matthews feels a different tingle.]
Just get ready, because in just a few more weeks...eight to be precise, we are all going to be schooled on just how powerless we are to stop the systemic and structural changes the Bushies have wrought to every aspect of our once-free, once proud society. And it doesn't matter who pulls what levers...even if there ISN'T wholesale Bushie manual and electronic election fraud occurring, which probably IS also occurring.
[Just . . . give up.]
All hail Emperor McBush
[AKA Emperor McCain. Hail Geezer! Now let's hear from your friends, DUmmies, and countrymen. . . .]
That sinking futile feeling I am starting to get in my gut and I suspect many of us have now, is probably the result of all of us being Rovian psy-opped for 8 plus years. . . .
[Rovian Mind-Control Rays are going out even as we speak.]
I will vote and learn to survive under The Spotty Dirt Bag and Gidget. . . .
[You mean Furious Geezer and his consort, Diana Prince.]
until I can get a job in Old Europe.
[Now becoming New Eurabia. Can we see you off at the airport? Help you pack?]
if you do want Obama to get elected, you wouldn't post "pep-talks" like this.
[I've read suicide notes peppier than this.]
Posts like this do zero to help Obama. . . . we all need to change our attitude.
[Zero pessimus!]
We can b*tch in November.
[And you will. DUmmie tom_paine is just getting a head-start.]
Obama ran a d*mn fine campaign and is doing so again. It won't all be roses, so get used to some bumps here and there. Can't you understand that the doom and gloom in threads like this are the antithesis of Obama's message of hope and new politics?
[The bloom is off the rose and the gloom is on the rise! Now DUmmie tom_paine replies:]
With the Bushies iron grip on our National Psyche and the National Hologram, I have long maintained and still maintained that they could run a ham sandwich against Jesus Christ and win by their usual 0.05-3%.
[A ham sandwich vs. Jesus? Where would the Jewish vote go?]
I, too, have lost all hope in America's salvation. Obama isn't the answer. Sadly, there isn't an answer. . . .
[The answer is . . . Luxembourg. Bon voyage!]
the media plays the biggest role in our elections. . . . This point guard bullshit and the PTA are good examples of the propping up while using the lipstick on a pig to drag the other candidate down. It is all bullshit and we are stuck with what the media wants us to eat.
[Lipstick on ham?]
KEEP WORKING!!!!!!!! KEEP WORKING KEEP WORKING KEEP WORKING. . . . IF YOU SIT AND DO NOTHING, EVEN THOUGH WE KNOW THERE WILL BE HUGH OBSTACLES, THEN WE ARE LOSERS IN AN EVEN BIGGER WAY. KEEP WORKING!!!!!!!!!!!
[ZERO PESSIMUS! ZERO PESSIMUS! ZERO PESSIMUS!!!!!!!!]
DO SOMETHING
[DUAC! DUAC!]
hoping for sunshine, preparing for rain
[There's NO preparing for . . . A PERFECT ROVIAN STORM!!!]
ibtp?
IBTP?
PING!
I 2nd that!~
5?
At first, I thought they were talking about the Chicago Cubs.
Charles, the DUmmie FUnnies rocks. You need to get a job as a jokewriter for the Tonight Show.
Is he series?
That is stunening news!
Top 10????
Is that Joe Biden's stage name?
Sounds like somebody needs another hit.
Reading that is like being in the main room in a psych ward. And these people are loose somewhere in the world.
love it...
I sometimes wonder how much time these people spend in a psychiatrist’s office.
I think France and Germany already have all the pizza delivery boys they need.
It is the objective of the Left to establish an oligarchy or dictatorship in the U.S.A. to rule with an iron fist. Note tagline.
Thats All hail our Glorious Emperor Chimpus Kahn.
It gives them shpilkes in the genektageesoink ... works every time.
Sounds like DUmmie mommie dropped the pizza on the cellar stairs again....
So, when are you gonna do a song revamp of “Bushie Bounce” to the tune of “Jersey Bounce”?
Shall we point these poor people to the nearest straight-jacket station...
LOL, the US's main man in Georgia is Dan Kunin. His mother was the liberal Democrat governor of Vermont. I'm sure he's in the bag for Bush.
Wading therough this drivel, I am getting the sudden urge for a Tuna hoagie...
Oh, the hugh Manatee. This sounds like Wesley Clark, better known as General Confusion...
Part of me can’t help but think that this kind of stupid rant is something that is done to make US look like loons when they ACTUALLY DO use their control over media, schools, voter fraud, etc, to control us. Then, when we complain, we’ll sound just like these nutcases...
“the National Hologram..”
Is that like the thingy on my credit cards?
Oh brother. Is there anyway to get rid of these idiots? I mean if they all promise to move to Canada or “Old Europe” again if “McBush” wins, is there a way we can force them to?
Delusional.
I think I need to be stoned to understand that screed. Pass the bong that we can believe in.
"KEEP WORKING!!!!!!!! KEEP WORKING KEEP WORKING KEEP WORKING" Yeah, right.
Ya wohl. It sometimes amazes me that DUmmies would know the use of such a German phrase. Then again, it shouldn't, should it...: die Gleichschaltung -- consolidation of institutional powers. After all, it's their objective in life.
Like a bunch of stuck pigs...
“EVEN THOUGH WE KNOW THERE WILL BE HUGH OBSTACLES”
*sigh*
Not nearly enough.
The wheels are coming off Baramas Magic Bus!
“Fraud”enschade baby!
LOL..True.
Brewers won today.
I love it. "HUGH OBSTACLES"
So they compare the Bush administration to Hitler's Germany or Stalin's totalitarian Russia?
They wouldn't last five minutes if this country was like they state. Do they even understand that Hitler had concentration camps and Stalin had the Gulag and used it even for small fry such as them? Do they think Hitler or Stalin would let DUmmies like them keep posting for more than 30 seconds? If Bush is Hitler/Stalin, he's really not living up to any of his predecessors potential. These guys would whimper like hurt puppies and pee their pants if they had to spend 1 minute in the camp or gulag. They sure wouldn't survive for years like the REAL heroes opposed to Nazi and Soviet oppression had to.
Like I said, pansies.
Looks like they are getting worried over there in the most SERIES way!!
...with lipstick.
LOL
Double Double
DUers toil and
useless trouble
Double Double
Toil and trouble
Ballots will burn
Hillary’s temper will bubble
Double Double
Toil and trouble
DUers never learn
The only stumble
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Forgive me, I don’t read the Dummies Funnies threads that often, only because it saddens me that such a large group of people can be that ignorant and delusional, but the times I have I’ve noticed the “DUAC! DUAC!” thing. What does that mean?
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