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Why The Prophet Muhammad would suck as a pen pal!
G ^ | 09-10-08 | Scott Maxim

Posted on 09/10/2008 5:41:19 AM PDT by brycemax

Sure, you've written a letter to Muhammad and have communicated your feelings, opinions and beliefs in a meaningful and permanent manner. Muhammad writes back...do you really want to read that letter?


TOPICS: Humor; Religion; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: cartoon; islam; jewish; mohammedanism; muslim

1 posted on 09/10/2008 5:41:20 AM PDT by brycemax
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To: brycemax

Muhammed could not write back. He was illiterate. He never wrote one word of the Koran, he only dictated.

But perhaps an audio recording of those inner voices?


2 posted on 09/10/2008 5:45:24 AM PDT by silverleaf (Fasten your seat belts- it's going to be a BUMPY ride.)
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To: silverleaf

The sound of one camel peeing in the morning....


3 posted on 09/10/2008 5:49:40 AM PDT by Cvengr (Adversity in life and death is inevitable. Thru faith in Christ, stress is optional.)
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To: silverleaf
He never wrote one word of the Koran, he only dictated

How does he know they wrote what he wanted?

4 posted on 09/10/2008 5:49:51 AM PDT by Dixie Yooper (Ephesians 6:11)
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To: Dixie Yooper
How does he know they wrote what he wanted?

Because he had the secretaries read each line back, and if they made a mistake he chopped their hands off! Duh!

5 posted on 09/10/2008 5:55:33 AM PDT by 50sDad (OBAMA: In your heart you know he's Wright.)
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To: Dixie Yooper
How does he know they wrote what he wanted?

It wouldn't matter even if he was literate because the Koran during his life consisted of a bunch of scraps written by semi-literates. It wasn't compiled into a book until years after his death, and then it went through a few versions before settling on the final form. That's why it has no continuity or timeline and repeats and contradicts itself.

And this is made all the more fun by the fact that Arabic script wasn't even set in its current form until 150 years after Mohammed died.

6 posted on 09/10/2008 6:16:07 AM PDT by antiRepublicrat
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To: silverleaf
"But perhaps an audio recording of those inner voices?"

Video, with a Kalashnikov leaning against the wall behind him.

7 posted on 09/10/2008 6:23:06 AM PDT by norton
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