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Soviet-Era Gulags Being Constructed For Price Gouging At Pump
Elective Decisions ^ | July 8, 2008 | Chris Davis

Posted on 07/08/2008 5:11:21 PM PDT by writer33

Louisville, KY—In an attempt to fix the prices at the gas pumps, Louisville’s Attorney General, Jack Conway, and Governor Steve Beshear, have ordered the construction of Soviet-Era Gulags for punishment of those convicted of price gouging at the gas pump.

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Military/Veterans; Politics
KEYWORDS: gasprices; satire
“This isn’t just an idol threat,” fired Jack Conway, Kentucky’s Attorney General. “This facility will house the worst of all offenders. Gas stations that price gouge! They’re nothing but scum!”

Gulag SATIRE!

1 posted on 07/08/2008 5:11:22 PM PDT by writer33
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To: Allegra; b4its2late; Babu; backhoe; Bahbah; bannie; BellStar; Big Horn; BigSkyFreeper; bitt; ...

Satire ping!


2 posted on 07/08/2008 5:11:51 PM PDT by writer33 (I'm Still Whining That Rush Limbaugh Isn't Doing Enough To Elect A Conservative)
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Satire becomes reality when democRATS are involved.


3 posted on 07/08/2008 5:13:43 PM PDT by darkangel82 (If you're not part of the solution, you are part of the problem. (Say no to RINOs))
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That’s what we’re here for, da182.


4 posted on 07/08/2008 5:16:02 PM PDT by writer33 (I'm Still Whining That Rush Limbaugh Isn't Doing Enough To Elect A Conservative)
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Am "idol" threat?

BTW I remember driving in to work on 9/11/01 after watching the Muslims destroy the World Trade Center towers on live television.

One gas station guy was out there raising the price even as the news was still sinking in.

5 posted on 07/08/2008 5:16:47 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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The Russians never learned to use rape to control their dissidents - we’ve got that worked out to a science.


6 posted on 07/08/2008 5:40:19 PM PDT by DManA
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One gas station guy was out there raising the price even as the news was still sinking in.

Off to the Gulag with him. :-)

7 posted on 07/08/2008 6:26:03 PM PDT by writer33 (I'm Still Whining That Rush Limbaugh Isn't Doing Enough To Elect A Conservative)
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LOL!


8 posted on 07/09/2008 1:45:05 AM PDT by JDoutrider (Obama= Not Hope & Change! He brings Hype & Chains!)
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To: BenLurkin; writer33; Salamander

Actually not an idle threat, but really an “idol” one.

The most extreme form of punishment in the new Gulag will be being forced to watch endless reruns of “American Idol” as all the female vocalists try to out-scream each other. (The winner in each case being the one who most closely emulates the sounds she made during a particularly difficult delivery.)


9 posted on 07/09/2008 1:53:00 AM PDT by shibumi (".....panta en pasin....." - Origen)
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To: writer33

BTTT


10 posted on 07/09/2008 2:55:02 AM PDT by E.G.C. (To read a freeper's FR postings, click on his or her screen name and then "In Forum".)
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