U.S. Congress To Receive Golden Toilet Award

Elective Decisions ^ | July 8, 2008 | Chris Davis

[writer33]

Carson City, NV—In a bold move to voice his disapproval with Congress, a local Carson City man is having two golden toilets designed that are to be shipped to Congress. One toilet for the U.S. Senate, and the other toilet for the U.S. House of Representatives.

[writer33]

SATIRE!

[writer33]

SATIRE ping for my East Coasters, early birds, etc...

[wastedyears]

Why satire? Somebody should send them toilets, but not gold.

[writer33]

How about a dirty toilet?

:-)

[wastedyears]

Exactly

Porter potties

[writer33]

:-)

[VR-21]

They are far more deserving of golden showers than golden toilets.

[writer33]

:-)

[Boiling point]

I just wish someone would send them...home.

[givemELL]

How about a fiat paper toilet?

[writer33]

Good one. That would work as well. :-)

Thanks for reading, giveELL. I appreciate it.

[r_barton]

Congress won’t know what to do with it. Most are old enough to wear Depends.

[writer33]

:-) Good one.

[NRA2BFree]

LOL! One of your best. :o) I like the idea. It’s a good one.

[writer33]

Thanks for the nice compliments and for reading, NRA. I do appreciate it. Glad you enjoyed it.

[pankot]

Bidets? Congruent with their courage, except Nan gets a urinal.

[NRA2BFree]

Will this one work? LOL

[wastedyears]

I don’t think NASA could support a mission that big.

:)

[Allegra]

Heh! I love it.

And they can use some of their spending and liberty-curtailing bills for toilet paper.

[NRA2BFree]

How about this one? LOL

[Ben Reyes]

Nice.

Complements the recognition given earlier this year by the Society of the Commode.

[Quix]

A blackened, encrusted toilet would be more fitting . . . replacing their plush chairs, each.

[Quix]

INDEED. With their clothes on.

[Quix]

INDEED. With their clothes on.

. . . they are kinky enough without such with their clothes off.

[Quix]

Better a galaxy far away.

[Quix]

LOL.

And . . . uhhhhh . . . no further comment.

[Quix]

Love it.

Every cartoon of both those traitors should have toilets replacing their mouths.

[Quix]

I’d be willing for the toilets to be encrusted with . . .

flaking off fools gold.

[NRA2BFree]

Hello, FRiend. How are you? Too bad we can't wash their mouths out in the toilet, or maybe we can drown them in it. LOL!

You need to come here and join us in praying for America daily. If you know anyone else who might like to join us, please invite them. We're already getting answers! We do serve a good and loving God! :o) taraytarah has the ping list, so have her put you on it.

[Quix]

INDEED.

THX
THX

[E.G.C.]

BTTT

[Libloather]

They deserve to embrace a mighty Ferguson.

[writer33]

Bidets? Congruent with their courage, except Nan gets a urinal.

:-)

[writer33]

Great graphic. Love the mouth on the toilet. Thanks for posting.

[writer33]

Glad you enjoyed it, Allegra. Thanks for reading. Definitely some of their libety curtailing bills as toilet paper.

-)

[writer33]

The second graphic is even better, and far more appropriate. Thanks for posting both, NRA.

[writer33]

Complements the recognition given earlier this year by the Society of the Commode.

It does indeed, BR. Thanks for reading. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

[writer33]

Thanks for the bump, E.G.C.

[writer33]

Perfect graphic, L. Thanks for posting. I appreciate it.

[SouthTexas]

You are definitely on a roll!

[hosepipe]

Congress needs to READ their toilet paper...
It outlines with facts ALL of their daily production..

[Budge]

Excellent idea Chris! Perhaps the toilets should be pre-loaded?

[Blood of Tyrants]

If somebody really did send them gold plated toilet seats, they would send them back because they already have ones of solid gold. Bought with taxpayer money, of course.

[dearolddad]

How about a dirty toilet?

How about an outhouse with a crescent moon on the door?