Lewinsky cigar sells for $1.2 million on eBay

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[chordmaster]

NEW YORK, NY - The cigar made famous during Ken Starr's investigation of former President Clinton's relationship with intern Monica Lewinsky was sold on eBay yesterday for $1.2 million. The cigar - rumored to have been lost since 1998 - was posted on eBay by longtime Hillary Clinton supporter Lanny Davis, stirring speculation that the Clinton campaign is quietly raising funds for a comeback at the Democratic Convention...

[weegee]

Has it been kept in a humidor?

[Izzy Dunne]

Skanky.

That's all I can say.

Just skanky.

[A. Morgan]

[CougarGA7]

I sure hope not. Dry that nasty thing out.

[curiosity]

eeeewwwwwwww!

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Hillary confiscated it and kept it in a Huma-dor for awhile.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

How could you ever authenticate it?

Doesn’t eBay have rules about unverifiable claims?

[AngryCapitolist]

I knew this had to be a joke. Im sure Bill fired that sucker up the minute he was done with it...

[quark]

The winning bidder:

[Rebelbase]

Marinated cigar ping!

[musicman]

[vladimir998]

Well, we know where it was before that.

[weegee]

Just wait until Hillary sees the bill!

“Bill? What’s this payment to Lanny? We are on a budget right now...”

[LowTaxesEqualProsperity]

Is Lanny personally profiting from Bill cheating on Hillary? Pretty sick.

[unkus]

I sure hope not. Dry that nasty thing out.

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I thought it was at the Clinton Massage Parlor—I mean Library. You know, the place that looks like the big Trailor House.

[MrB]

They COULD DNA test it, I was in a jury where they DNA tested a cigarette butt to verify that the defendant was at the scene of a crime.

From the description of the process, both sets of DNA would be on the cigar.

Testing would damage it, however.

[Rebelbase]

The funniest part of the article is that it was a Clinton supporter running the auction and the money might be used to fund the Beast’s attempt at usurping the throne.

[Constitution Day]

Just the perfect cigar to smoke after a big fish dinner at 42nd Street Oyster Bar.

[Delta 21]

[Calvin Locke]

Um, DNA...

Lanny Davis? Clintonista? Unverifiable claims? All synonyms as far as I can tell.

[contemplator]

I call foul. How on earth can they be sure it is the same cigar? Given that she didn’t wash the dress and left it in her closet in all it’s stained glory,there is a small chance she kept the cigar. However; why would it suddenly crop up in the hands of someone trying to make money for Hillary?

[ASA Vet]

Hillary confiscated it and kept it in a Huma-dor for awhile.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

DAMN, I fell for it. (It’s a gag, of course.)

[theDentist]

Has it been kept in a humidor?

That's what made it famous in the first place.

[1Old Pro]

This is a true story but it left out one important fact.

The auction was for the cigar AND one night with Lewskanksky and the buy it now price was for one dollar. The buyer really wanted the cigar but not the skank so he offered 1.2 million if he could get the cigar without the holder.

[CougarGA7]

So did I. The Clinton Library: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.

[Constitution Day]

LMAO!

[WayneS]

BY ITSELF, in a humidor... I hope.

[CougarGA7]

Wouldn’t that be spelt humandor?

[WayneS]

Alright, now. Be nice!

[WayneS]

Sniff it?

[unkus]

A wet cigar. Another addition to the Clinton legacy. The President who allowed 12 year old girls to learn about oral sex. Just wonderful.

[marlon]

You win for funniest post regardless of how outrages it is. We all know that Huma ain’t gonna let no stink’n cigar in her dor!

[mnehrling]

So, Hilldog and Lanny Davis kept it.. hmmm....methinks there is a lot more backstory here.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Chacun à son goût.

[marlon]

Woops I meant outrageous

[doorgunner69]

Oh man, that is disgusting.....

ROFLMAO!!!

[xtinct]

t.r.o.u.b.l.i.n.g. ... eeks!!!

[maggief]

[Rebelbase]

“Just the perfect cigar to smoke after a big fish dinner at 42nd Street Oyster Bar.”

It’s boneless too.

[CougarGA7]

Yeah. Thankfully my daughter was born too late to understand any of that.

[newfreep]

It’s boneless too.

The cigar or the fish?

[PBRSTREETGANG]

It’s boneless too.

The cigar or the fish?

The original owner.

[N. Theknow]

Probably not all it was cracked up to be.

[july4thfreedomfoundation]

Was it lit when Clinton stuck it in his ho “intern?”

[Pistolshot]

Ah....Lanny Davis...>Slick's apologist for life.

He can never answer a direct question, and is the epitome of slimeball.

[Free Vulcan]

So, so wrong.

I bow to you.

[bobjam]

wrapper by trojan...

[MrB]

Paula Jones made some sort of “roll of dimes” reference, I seem to remember.