Posted on 06/05/2008 5:48:27 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
Maybe it exists, maybe it doesn't. The "Michelle Bombshell," I'm talking about. You know the one, the rumored tape no one has seen, in which Michelle Obama is purported to rant about the evils of "Whitey." Well, whether or not it exists, the DUmmies and KOmmies are very much exercised about it. They have posted on multitudinous threads, with varying degrees of flame-ation. Most think the tape doesn't exist, and are angry that anyone even brings up the subject. They accuse each other of "concern trolling" (a new term to me), meaning that when someone posts a thread saying they are "concerned" about this, that is just a subtle means of trolling to spread the rumor. They say it's Hillary's people who are spreading the rumor. They say it's Republicans who are spreading the rumor. They throw around the "racism" tag. They debate Ebonics and whether blacks even say "Whitey" any more.
They also try to discredit the rumor by saying Michelle just said "Why'd he. . ." and not "Whitey." But even there they miss the point. Let me explain. One version I've heard of the "Whitey" tape is as follows. Michelle is reported as saying: "Once again, the white man keeps us down. What's up with Whitey? Why'd he attack Iraq? Why'd he let Katrina happen? Why'd he leave millions of children behind? This is the legacy the white man gives us." So according to this version, Michelle says BOTH "Whitey" and "Why'd he." She puns on "Whitey" to lead into her "Why'd he" litany.
Well, that's a summary of the action over in DUmmieland and KOmmieland, and I don't have time to do more than this mini-DUFU. But I will post now just a kouple of KOmmie komments, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your time-limited humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson--adding a BONUS song parody at the end--is in the [Barackets]:
The worst part is that it is true that Whitey cut folks off Medicaid and Whitey let New Orleans drown and Whitey put us in Iraq for no reason, even if that is NOT what Michelle Obama said.
[So here is a KOmmie AGREEING with what Michelle MIGHT have said, in a tape that MIGHT NOT exist, a tape is supposed to be DAMAGING to Obama!]
Changing versions? Here's another inconsistency. The version I last heard about the tape was that Michelle also went off about the Katrina response. Hurricane Katrina happened in 2005. Now according to this post, the supposed taping was during Barack's 2004 Senate Campaign. What gives?
[Well, you see, Michelle knew in advance that "Whitey" Bush wouldn't do anything to PREVENT Katrina.]
OK, I admit that posting these two KOmmie KOmments was just an excuse to get to this new parody from yours truly, the wag tailoring the doggerel. Let's pretend there actually IS a Michelle Bombshell waiting to explode. You know, Michelle WAS steeped in the racist rhetoric of Rev. Wright, thus it DOES sound like something she COULD say. So now click and sing along!
MICHELLE BOMBSHELL
Tune: "Michelle"
Michelle bombshell
She says words that won't go over well
That Michelle
Michelle bombshell
Once again the wife, she drops the bomb
She drops the bomb
"We're being kept down by the white man"
That's what she had to say
Her words won't go away
Like, "What's up with Whitey? Why'd he go and screw us again?"
Michelle bombshell
Once again the wife, she drops the bomb
She drops the bomb
Barack is beginning to wonder:
"What's with my bitter half?
Oh, not another gaffe!
What's up with Wifey? Why'd she go and screw up again?"
It's like glue . . .
Barack is preparing to throw her
Far underneath the bus
With all who cause a fuss
What's up with Ayers and Wright and Rezko, Pfleger and friends?
Michelle bombshell
Once again the wife, she drops the bomb
She drops the bomb
And what's up with Wifey? Why'd she go and screw up again?
That Michelle . . .
Hot dang, #2.
IN!
Obamichelle PING!
Will he throw Michelle under the bus like Rev. Wright, Rezco, and his white grandma? Will he come out and say, "This is not the Michelle Obama I knew. Today I'm announcing that me and Michelle are separating..."
Top ten. Yes!!!1!Eleven
Is there anyone normal around Obama? If they’re not an anti-American clergyman, they’re an anti-American terrorist, professor, shyster lawyer or Middle-Eastern “businessman.” What gives?
How many more business days until the truth is revealed? ;’}
How many more Business Hours before the tape surfaces?
Top 10? Hitlery wouldn’t spead such a malicious rumor now would she?
Top 10! Who’s da man?
Make that Top 13! Who’s lucky?
That’s because I don’t pay very close attention to loonies ;’}
The video will be all over youtube in 24 more business hours.
“What’s with my bitter half?..” LOL- that was great. You’ve earned your Johnsonville brats.
I object to being called "whitey." I want to be called "honkey."
How many more days is FR going to continue the rumors. This is starting to much FR look bad. In the same light as Rather.
If it exists and If it comes out and If it is as advertised it will cause a small stir that will be much less than the stir caused by the “rumor” and will probably not affect Hussein’s candidacy at all. If it were to become a hugh problem then he would have to disown his wife and Hugh just as he did Pfleger and Wright and his church, and his grandmother, too. The press would smile and say see? he’s not like that at all. And that would be the end of that. No practical effect. It’s like with the Clintons. The more and nastier and believable the scandal and mud the higher they rose in the eyes of their voters.
Y'all need to kick this brat habit and try some Hungarian sausage. Same technique--pan of beer and onions, some peppers, simmer low and slow. While the sausages rest, reduce the cooking liquid to a relish.
Some chili sauce from Tony Paco's will only enhance the experience.
I think FreeRepublic is safe as long as we keep highlighting the absurdity of it all. Those who feeeeeel that we are bad or evil or whatever will feeeeeel that way no matter what...
Can I just say that I HATE sharing a first name with this woman! This is going to be a long year...
How ‘bout cracker??? Geesh, these are the people that are complaining about racism, and yet, it’s OK to call us Caucasians “Whitey”, eh? Or, “Typical Whites” - as if that’s any better. People are people, not “white people” or “black people”, or “Asian people”, etc... etc... But, I guess that wouldn’t suit their purpose, would it?
YOU DROPPED OBAMA ON ME
[Hillary’s refrain:]
I was the girl to change the world,
You were all goin’ with me.
I took abuse, but I couldn’t lose,
It was a ‘first’, you see.
(But you turned me out-)
You dropped Obama on me, Howie
You dropped Obama on me (And you turned me out!)
You dropped Obama, Howie
You dropped Obama on me...
She decided not to grill tonight. Tomorrow, she promises. I'll believe it when I eat it.
Instead, we had a pretty good frozen pizza. PJ, we bought three (3) 21-oz. frozen pizzas for $10.88. That was the special at the store.
I would think a Heinzman would be 57 Varieties.
I prefer "European-American."
If it's "African-American," then the equivalent term is "European-American."
If it's "white," then the equivalent term is "black."
If it's "Caucasian," then the equivalent term is "Negro."
This much we know.
Can't you see that this thread is having **FUn** with the rumor?
I wonder what brand of cracker Obama likes. I think he likes the Town House cracker. Soft and buttery, yields easily to the tooth, goes with everything that is in fashion. But you have to be careful spreading it, cause it will break easily.
Me, I like the Triscuit. Tough, fibrous, and no matter what you put on it it says "I'm a cracker, and you will know I'm a cracker."
If you're trying to Rickroll me, I'm not falling for it.
Same with you, buster. I will not be Rickrolled.
I don’t know what’s FUnnier, your posts or your tags
I'm mostly Swiss, but I've got some English and French mixed in there.
I do know at least 57 varieties, but I don't feel comfortable talking about them with a minister.
I think we've maintained all along that this video doesn't exist until it comes out. I'm pretty sure it doesn't exit. The FUn is in how the DUmmies, KOmmies and HUffies are trying to explain a tape that a Democrat, Larry Johnson, says does exist.
I thought the PC term was Cracker-American.
OMG that is funny. Aunt Esther is the best.
Michelle is a spicy brat—from LarryJohnsonville!
As a “Whitey American” and (by coincidence) a “Honkey American” I want to let you know that I am offended by your remarks. Uh, whatever they were....
[Hillary’s refrain:]
I was the girl to change the world,
You were all goin’ with me.
I took abuse, but I couldn’t lose,
It was a ‘first’, you see.
(But you turned me out-)
You dropped Obama on me, Howie
You dropped Obama on me (And you turned me out!)
You dropped Obama, Howie
You dropped Obama on me...
(allow me to continue your chart-topper)
Just like Adam and Eve, that was Bill and me
We took them for a ride, I’d never been so high
Now I'm taking pills, he took away my thrills
He stole my hope, Howie, he even smokes
You dropped Obama on me...
You dropped Obama on me, Howie
You dropped Obama on me (And you turned me out!)
You dropped Obama, Howie
You dropped Obama on me...
I had the votes from ocean to ocean
They all turned up for me
Iowa was the first explosion, turned out to be corrosion
That was a first for me
And you turned me out, Howie
Repeat refrain
Love it, another good one!
Hahaha, very good!
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