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Pelosi Tells Clinton: “I’m the Alpha Female in this Party”
AZCONSERVATIVE ^ | 31 May 2008 | John Semmens

Posted on 06/04/2008 3:35:56 PM PDT by John Semmens

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) warned Senator Clinton that “her continued quest to surpass me as the ‘alpha female’ of the Democratic Party is an exercise in futility.”

“There is too much at stake in our country for us to be thinking that we can afford the luxury of continued intra-party battles,” said Pelosi. “Her gender card has been trumped by Senator Obama’s race card. She needs to get over it. If she will work with me, we can still be a formidable force for women’s interests.”

Pelosi said that she expects the primary battle between Clinton and Obama to be resolved this week. If it is not, she says she will “step in and slap some sense into Hillary before she drags the whole Party down to defeat.”

In related news, MSNBC’s insane pundit, Keith Olbermann, advised Democrats to put an end to partisanship after the November election by outlawing the Republican Party. “Look, we all know that Republicans are responsible for everything bad that has happened to this country for the last 150 years,” Olbermann contended. “What are we? Retards? Let’s get rid of these bastards.”

Olbermann cited the period of American history 200 years ago known as the “Era of Good Feelings,” when the Democratic Party totally dominated the government, in support of his idea. “With a Democratic majority in congress and a Democratic president, we can have our own ‘Era of Good Feelings,’” Olbermann suggested. “I say, let’s do it.”

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TOPICS: History; Humor; Politics; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: democrats; gender; pelosi; race; satire

1 posted on 06/04/2008 3:35:56 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Lets see how many fall for it..


2 posted on 06/04/2008 3:40:46 PM PDT by Dog
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To: John Semmens

I guess they’ll have to settle this in the Jell-O pit.


3 posted on 06/04/2008 3:44:19 PM PDT by steve-b (The "intelligent design" hoax is not merely anti-science; it is anti-civilization. --John Derbyshire)
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To: John Semmens

Of course the ‘race card’ trumps the ‘gender card’; every time (liberalism 101)… Nancy, tell us something we don’t know.

Olbermann just might have a brain tumor as well. A lot of that going around these days.


4 posted on 06/04/2008 3:45:28 PM PDT by ArchAngel1983 (Arch Angel- on guard)
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To: John Semmens

This is going to be an entertaining four years. Consider that Nancy is a Congresswoim until 2009, and Hildabeast is untouchable until her next run for Senate in 2012.

The Clinton machine ain’t dead and buried by a longshot and there are a lot of people including Her Speakerness, the Congresswoim who have invoked the wrath of woman scorned.

Pass the popcorn.


5 posted on 06/04/2008 3:46:19 PM PDT by OpusatFR (Will hijack threads for cheese - brie or better. No Borden's please.)
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To: OpusatFR

satire


6 posted on 06/04/2008 3:47:40 PM PDT by Southack (Media Bias means that Castro won't be punished for Cuban war crimes against Black Angolans in Africa)
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To: steve-b

“I guess they’ll have to settle this in the Jell-O pit.”

I’m female, and that image would cause me brain hurt.


7 posted on 06/04/2008 3:48:05 PM PDT by OpusatFR (Will hijack threads for cheese - brie or better. No Borden's please.)
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To: John Semmens
I prefer thinking of this Alpha Female:


8 posted on 06/04/2008 3:49:25 PM PDT by Michael.SF. ("They're not Americans. They're liberals! "-- Ann Coulter, May 15, 2008)
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To: John Semmens

As Christopher might advise Tony,”You gotta whack somebody T, this family is losing respect.”


9 posted on 06/04/2008 3:49:48 PM PDT by Biblebelter
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To: John Semmens

Yeah but Nancy, Hillary has some ability. You on the other hand are a miserable failure and disappointment to those women who thought you had leadership skills.


10 posted on 06/04/2008 3:49:52 PM PDT by SeanOGuano
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To: John Semmens

11 posted on 06/04/2008 3:51:02 PM PDT by Proud_USA_Republican (We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good. - Hillary Clinton)
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To: John Semmens
“Republicans are responsible for everything bad that has happened to this country for the last 150 years,” Olbermann contended. “What are we? Retards? Let’s get rid of these bastards.””

Uhhh Keith,we conservatives are the one's that have the guns. You commies haven't managed to take them from us yet. Also, whenever we do meet at the barricades, the military will be on our side, not yours...

12 posted on 06/04/2008 3:52:44 PM PDT by snoringbear ('Just so to get the terminology correct; it goes like this; the federal government is the Pimp, the)
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To: John Semmens

Excellent John.


13 posted on 06/04/2008 3:54:57 PM PDT by VR-21
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To: Southack

“satire”

Heck.

I can’t tell anymore. Did you see this:

Pupils would no longer study history, geography and science but learn skills such as energy- saving and civic responsibility through projects and themes.”

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2026079/posts


14 posted on 06/04/2008 3:55:55 PM PDT by OpusatFR (Will hijack threads for cheese - brie or better. No Borden's please.)
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To: John Semmens
Olbermann is another one who will be found face-down in a ditch when the pot finally boils over.


15 posted on 06/04/2008 3:57:55 PM PDT by Viking2002 (Paul Krugman: Conscience Of A Crapweasel. (For lack of a better tagline at the moment.)
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To: John Semmens
Was this followed by scent marking and dominance displays?

Because if it was I gotta see it on C-span/Animal-Planet!

16 posted on 06/04/2008 4:01:18 PM PDT by allmendream (Life begins at the moment of contraception. ;))
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To: Southack

:-)


17 posted on 06/04/2008 4:15:14 PM PDT by Dog
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To: John Semmens

I wouldn’t push too hard if I were Pelosi. Word has it that she’s none too popular with the rank and file. Clinton could very well engineer a coup that could send the speaker packing.


18 posted on 06/04/2008 4:20:15 PM PDT by Non-Sequitur
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To: John Semmens

To complete the alpha female similitude, that would make Pelosi the biggest bitch.


19 posted on 06/04/2008 4:23:13 PM PDT by DManA
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To: John Semmens

Bwahahaha


20 posted on 06/04/2008 4:31:59 PM PDT by LiberConservative ("Typical" White Guy)
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To: John Semmens

Pelosi would be an interesting VP for Obama - white, female, smart, LIBERAL, - and she made it on her own. Not on her husband’s coattails...


21 posted on 06/05/2008 7:43:27 AM PDT by GOPJ ( World Series - it's how many games are won, not total runs. Same for Hillary's "total vote" crap.)
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To: Non-Sequitur

Clinton could very well engineer a coup that could send the speaker packing.

Clinton already tried to put Pelosi in her place - and failed. Don't you remember the "threat letter" from Clinton backers?

Pelosi just went public with it and the Clinton folks crawled back under their rock.

22 posted on 06/05/2008 7:47:43 AM PDT by GOPJ ( World Series - it's how many games are won, not total runs. Same for Hillary's "total vote" crap.)
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To: GOPJ
I agree with you about Hillary riding Bill's coat tails but Pelosi comes from a very well connected political family. I would hardly say she made it on her own.
23 posted on 06/05/2008 8:02:40 AM PDT by BBell
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