Posted on 05/28/2008 7:21:18 PM PDT by moneyrunner
Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal user of your Always maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, Id probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and Id certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I cant tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing theres a little F-16 in my pants.
Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from the curse? Im guessing you havent. Well, my time of the month is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and Ill be transformed into what my husband likes to call an inbred hillbilly with knife skills. Isnt the human body amazing?
As Brand Manager in the Feminine-Hygiene Division, youve no doubt seen quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your customers monthly visits from Aunt Flo. Therefore, you must know about the bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about our intense mood swings, crying jags, and out-of-control behavior. You surely realize its a tough time for most women. In fact, only last week, my friend Jennifer fought the violent urge to shove her boyfriends testicles into a George Foreman Grill just because he told her he thought Greys Anatomy was written by drunken chimps.Crazy!
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This is a classic.
ROTFLMAO.
Sending this on to all my chick friends....thanks for the laugh
Haven’t I seen a tv commercial for femine products saying “have a happy period”? Anyone seen it? Well, I can think of only one occasion to be happy about having a period, it’s when you are afraid you might be pregnant. Other than that, I agree with the writer of the letter.
Thanks for the laugh.
I needed it after the last news week.
” I can think of only one occasion to be happy about having a period, its when you are afraid you might be pregnant.”
LOL, now THAT’S an entertaining maxi pad commercial
I can only surmise that the unhappy user was most upset by the fact that the brand manager was a “Mr.”
If the brand manager had been a “Ms.” I’ll bet there would have been no letter.
Never trust anything that bleeds for seven days and doesn’t die.
ROFLMAO!!!
I will send this to every female at work tomorrow and all my friends’ wives and GF’s.
Have a Happy Period...with Always
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