DUmmie FUnnies 05-13-08 ("Make Your Vote, Country Folk" (Hillary wins West Virginia!)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 13, 2008 | Charles Henrickson and Winn Denver

[Charles Henrickson]

Last week Typical White Person Sen. Hillary Clingin' made an appeal to the bitter nature of her base, the HillAryan Nation. She talked about "how Sen. Obama's support among working, hard-working Americans, white Americans, is weakening again, and how whites in both states who had not completed college were supporting me. I have a much broader base to build a winning coalition on. . . . There's a pattern emerging here. . . . "

Yes, Your Thighness, you do have a much broader base, as your poor pantsuit will attest. And yes, there is a pattern emerging here: You're running out of primaries, and you're getting desperate.

So enjoy your hillbilly hoedown tonight, Hillary, and tomorrow be ready to soldier on. You have no chance of winning, but you do have every chance of a) perpetuating Operation Chaos, b) suicide-bombing Obama for November, and c) incurring the undying wrath of DUmmies, KOmmies, and HUffies across the fruited plain!

And now let's all join Mrs. Clinton in singing her victory song, composed for this occasion by yours truly, Charles Henrickson, the wag tailoring the doggerel:

MAKE YOUR VOTE, COUNTRY FOLK
Tune: "Take Me Home, Country Roads" Original
By Winn Denver

Almost landslide, West Virginia
Numbers mountin', headin' on to Denver
Folks are white here, whiter than the sheets
That the early Byrd wore, blowin' in the breeze

Country folk, make your vote
For the race you belong
Mrs. Clinton, not Obama
Make your vote, country folk

All my prim'ries dare not end here
My election's set for this November
Dark and dusky stranger on the rise
Mustn't let him beat me, take away my prize

Country folk, make your vote
For the race you belong
Mrs. Clinton, not Obama
Make your vote, country folk

I hear your voice, in the evenin' hours you cheer me
This victory assures me that I'm queen for a day
And standin' on the stage
I get a feeling that this Wheeling's all the U.S.A.
U.S.A.

Country folk, make your vote
For the race you belong
Mrs. Clinton, not Obama
Make your vote, country folk . . .

[Charles Henrickson]

Click and sing along!

[Jet Jaguar]

IBTP

[Huntress]

IBTP?

[Charles Henrickson]

PING!

[Huntress]

Woohoo!

[HoosierHawk]

Like a fine wine, Charles...

[NeoCaveman]

top 10

[MaxMax]

KKK Hillary owns WV.

[Hugin]

God Bless Hillary, and all the hard work she is doing for John McCain.

[Mercat]

10?

[eggman]

Is WV one of the 57 states Obama visited or is he still in a state of confusion?

[doug from upland]

As we discussed on the other thread, we came up with a few of the same ideas. This song was an easy choice. I had no idea when I wrote it yesterday, but the tootless mamas line worked. It turns out that Hillary's base, those over 65 in West Virginia, lead the nation in percentage of those who have lost their teeth.

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To: doug from upland

MIDI - COUNTRY ROADS

4 posted on 05/13/2008 1:43:48 PM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)

[doug from upland]

[dighton]

Good, you’re still around. Some of us were beginning to worry.

;-)

[Miss Marple]

Hillary isn't done. Unlike most of the media, she knows that it requires a majority, not a plurality, to win the nomination.

She also knows that delegates are only committed on the first vote at the convention. After that they can vote for whomever they want.

Hillary is going to spend the summer depressing Obama's support, so that after the first vote a lot of delegates will switch to her.

[Charles Henrickson]

“Whiter than Sheets Byrd”: GMTA!

[Charles Henrickson]

Rumors of me being eaten by a giant cow were udderly unfounded.

[maggief]

[investigateworld]

Gentlemen, Can you guys grant a old guy with terminal toenail fungus a small boon?

Perhaps a recitation of Hillary's! talents via LLoyd-Webber's Phantom of the Opera.

Maybe I can get Micheal Crawford and Sara Brightman to cut a single?

You know, a little demo to help along their careers?

[Paul Heinzman]

Another masterpiece from Charles. And another masterpiece from Doug. Dueling doggerels.

[RipSawyer]

“the wag tailoring the doggerel”
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I can’t stand the fact that you came up with that and I didn’t, I will have to hate you forever, there is just no other way.

[FDNYRHEROES]

21?

[FDNYRHEROES]

21?

[doug from upland]

Okay, MUSIC OF THE NIGHT is pretty much finished. I have to choose a graphic for background and perhaps make a few changes. It will be up tonight.

[doug from upland]

per request, MUSIC OF THE NIGHT

[Deetes]

LOL

[Dooderbutt]

They were talking today on my local talk radio station that a poll is coming out this morning that shows that 29% of democrats would like Hillary to go independent. Think about that for a while...could be why she's staying in, get Kentucky under her belt after the blowout in West Virginia, get some good press behind her then announce she's going independent...

Woo-eee! Pass the popcorn, please!

[PJ-Comix]

I knew there was a new DUFU edition last night when I suddenly noticed a surge in Bluetooth orders.

[doug from upland]

PER YOUR REQUEST

MIDI - MUSIC OF THE NIGHT