DUmmie FUnnies 05-12-08 (MERRY FITZMAS!!)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 12, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[kevkrom]

Nail Him to the White House Door.

With his 95 feces.

[dead]

[Charles Henrickson]

It's as much William Pitt's story as it is Jason Leopold's

Leopold & Pitt, joined at the sh*t.

[Charles Henrickson]

"I am the lead writer and a senior editor for truthout. . . ."

Those were the days, eh, Pitt? What are you now? truthoutofwork?

[Charles Henrickson]

"Again: we would not run his stuff if he was not credible. . . ."

To quote a DUmmie: "Would Will Pitt be posting this if it wasn't true?"

[Constitutionalist Conservative]

Hey PJ, I hate to break it to you, but the name "DUmmie FUnnies" brings great dishonor to a highly respected Tang Dynasty poet (scroll down). How insensitive.

[Charles Henrickson]

"Jason's work is above reproach on this matter."

After Pitt wrote this two years ago, he curiously became rather silent in backing up Leopold. He effectively threw Leopold under the bus.

Where does that leave Leopold? Singin' the blues . . .

BLUE FITZMAS
Tune: "Blue Christmas"
By Jason Leopold

I'll have a blue Fitzmas without news
I've got those Blew It Bigtime Truthout Blues
No indictments were read on that day back in May
Don't be dismayed, friends, it's just a slight delay

And when those cruel DUmmies start tauntin'
That's when those blue mem'ries start hauntin'
All DU may delight, with their critics so bright
But I'll have a blue, blue Fitzmas

I'll have a blue Fitzmas, that's no sh*t
When I could use backup, there's no Pitt
Former readers can turn and go on the attack
Don't look for help, though, if Will Pitt's got your back

And when those cruel DUmmies start tauntin'
That's when those blue mem'ries start hauntin'
All DU may delight, with their critics so bright
But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Fitzmas

[PJ-Comix]

Situated in the southern suburbs of Chengdu City, it is the former residence of Du Fu, a great realistic poet of the Tang Dynasty.The main buildings include Shishi Hall, Gongbu Shrine, Tablet pavilion, etc, forming a classical garden. It covers 20 hectares and is one of the famous tourist spots with quiet environment and beautiful scenery.

[epow]

Rove is just $10 away from being indicted. Bush is just $200 away from being impeached.

Riiiight, and I'm just $999,999,999,999 away from being a billionaire.

Odds are very good that I will be a billionaire long before Rove is indicted or Bush is impeached. The night shift manager at Booger King says that if I keep my shoulder to the wheel and my nose to the grindstone I nave a bright future on the cleanup crew. Now I just have to figure out how to do all that while carrying garbage out to the dumpster.

[Philo1962]

PJ, perhaps you’ve wondered, whatever happened to Patrick Fitzgerald, the federal prosecutor whose name was the source of the word “Fitzmas.” As you know, he was special prosecutor in the Plame/Wilson/Libby/Rove investigation, and all the leftie loonies were crowing about his wonderful record of convictions here in the Chicago area.

Today, Fitzgerald starts his closing arguments in the trial of Tony Rezko, the guy whose dirty money launched the political career of Barack Obama. Rezko is facing felony charges that could put him in prison for the rest of his life.

When he’s convicted and facing what is effectively a life sentence, will he try to get a lighter sentence in exchange for testifying against Obama?

Is this the real meaning of “Fitzmas”?

[Philo1962]

You might be interested.

What is the true meaning of “Fitzmas”? Does it mean the end of Barack Obama’s career in politics? Only Tony Rezko knows for sure.

[X-FID]

[Perhaps the Rove indictment is still sealed after two years.]

Two business years?

[beckysueb]

Merry Fitzmas, everyone.

[franksolich]

DUmmie ALERT!

DUmmie ALERT!

DUmmie ALERT!



IT'S FITZMAS!

THE BIGGEST HOLIDAY ON THE INTERNET!

MERRY FITZMAS!

TO ONE, TO ALL!



FITZMAS FIRES BEING REKINDLED!

WARM MEMORIES!

OF THE 2nd-GREATEST HUMILIATION ON SKINS'S ISLAND!

OF THE 2nd-BIGGEST EMBARRASSMENT ON SKINS'S ISLAND!



EXULTANT PRIMITIVES!

SKEPTICAL PRIMITIVES!

ANGRY PRIMITIVES!

AN UNREPENTANT BOSTONIAN DRUNKARD!

TOOK PRIMITIVES FOR A RIDE!

There's going to be--as there already are--several threads commemorating Fitzmas at the link in next comment; franksolich was an assistant at midwifery during the middle of the night, and just woke up, being a little late in hanging the decorations.

The link is to the overall DUmpster, not to a specific thread.

[franksolich]

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php?board=10.0

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #1014.

[potlatch]

Lol, I first saw "Merry Fitzmas" at the D.U. den of iniquity! Their hearts were broken when Rove thumbed his nose at them!!

[Newtoidaho]

Truth Out is such a perfect name for them. One can just imagine everyone there, when confronted with the truth, chasing it away yelling “OUT! OUT! We don’t need no stinkin truth here...GET OUT!!”

[devolve]

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Good graphics post potlatch!

[potlatch]

Thanks devolve, pulling out the old ones! Can’t tell you how often I’ve looked for that Rove nose thumb gif without success only to find it’s in the middle of a slideshow, lol!