[pax_et_bonum]

This is gonna be good.

[sageb1]

Welcome to FR.

[svcw]

Prime Minister of the USA? Who’s that?
Did not even know we had one of those.

[atomicpossum]

Anastasios Kazantzidis A Greek Teacher

Andrew Sullivan majored in that.

[indylindy]

Paragraphs are your friend. You know? Welcome, put on your flame suit. YOU are gonna need it, at least for a very short time.

[tet68]

More CAPITAL LETTERS!

[babyfreep]

Who can read that???

[Revolting cat!]

Yes, I am!

[SF Republican]

He supports their up to ago few years’ enemies’ communists! - Sounds greek to me!

[babyfreep]

follows the vision of Stalin and Titos for taking territories from Greece following dance floor their dark drawing!

huh??

Where’s the bunny and the pancake when you need them??

[ConservativeMind]

I realize Greek is your native tongue, but could you write in better English?

You are mad at President Bush because of his action/inaction on Macedonia (the current Yugoslavia), recognizing them incorrectly as ancient Macedonians, which is apparently what Russia has encouraged?

I have my definite problems with President Bush, but the Balkan war was fought by President Clinton and Bob Dole.

Please turn the vast majority of your words toward them.

[Vermonter]

As they ask the historians of abroad and the archaeologists in order to they learn the real History! Such statement, perhaps them upset also them made wonder for up to now erroneous attitude and regular toys… Perhaps...

This sums this up for me

[darkwing104]

VKVKVKVKVKVK

FM Viking Kitties HQ/S2
TO All Kitties
SUBJ SNIFF
BT
TOP SECRET SPORK WEASEL
KRITIK 07-005

1. For your info. Possible Troll activity. Target identified as isnogood_03
2. Detect ozone and proceed with extreme predjudice
BT
C SW BAT Channel DTG BAT TIME

NNNNNN

Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my Viking Kitty/ZOT ping list!. . . don't be shy.

[Little Ray]

IBTZ!

[SmithL]

IBTZ

[Larry Lucido]

Bush stole all our paragraphs!

[DigitalVideoDude]

Babel Fish Translation?

[GodGunsGuts]

Ummmm....you might want to try www.WhiteHouse.gov.

[mnehring]

You didn’t post the link to the original author, but all I have to say is whomever wrote it is another idiot who has absolute no idea what Communism is, akin to all the people who call a group fascist, yet has absolutely no idea what fascism is.

Do me a favor, visit Cuba before you go around calling someone Communist.

[ozark hilljilly]

Holy Smokes!
Reminds me of them Dr. Bronner’s Castile soap labels.

[A.Hun]

IBTZ!

[JRios1968]

[MEG33]

Sniff

[atomicpossum]

GABBY JOHNSON IS RIGHT!

[50mm]

You joined to post this crap!

What a maroon!

[A.Hun]

[NathanR]

Paragraphs are your friend.

That said, IBTZ

Nathan

[Lucky9teen]

Have you tried the chicken?

[marron]

How about this?

Why don’t you propose a name for the Country-Improperly-Known-As-Macedonia?

Think of something catchy, easy to say, that the people who live there would like.

Or, you could just relax and stop worrying. Nobody is going to mistake slavic Macedonia for Greek Macedonia. Isn’t going to happen. People call themselves whatever they want to. People understand that New Mexico is a US state, and has nothing to do with Mexico. New England is a US region, and has no current ties to England. We call ourselves US of America, and we manage not to get confused with South America. Somehow it all just works out.

[supremedoctrine]

As Babelfish translations go, it’s certainly not the worst and one of the best I’ve seen. THe wonderful thing about this rant is not the content (it’s the standard stuff for Eastern European/Islamic/Meditteranean/Arab unemployed men in shirtsleeves at cafe tables, smoking, smoking, and more smoking as they drink endless cups of tea or Ouzo, or whatever keeps them going enough to “discuss politics” , and it’s what makes them picturesque enough to get them into the newsweeklies, and National Geographic, always with a caption like “the men of the village gather daily at these little sidewalk cafes and will talk politics passionately, sometimes into the wee hours.” )
This thing though, seems about half-thought and written-out
in broken English, and half done through the filter of some automatic translation service like Babelfish. On that basis alone, it’s priceless.

[50mm]

This guy can't be this stupid.

I swear, sometimes I think the MODS create new accounts and post this crap themselves, just for the entertainment value!

Hee! Hee!

[nuconvert]

“Such statement, perhaps them upset also them made wonder for up to now erroneous attitude and regular toys… Perhaps... “

Clear as a bell!

[Deb]

I smell poop in the pool.

[AlternateEgo]

If this is what passes for a teacher in Greece, then their educational system is even worse than ours.

[bad company]

STFU.

[Billthedrill]

Mister Anastosios Kazantzidis are you a drunken person? Your country hates U.S. and dognap the core thermal reactive underpants. Alexander the Grate has 33 troops in Iraq and you have none. What milkshake do you revolve around? I have never outraged so at a sludge pump bacterial. When? When not? I ask you.

[50mm]

Perhaps you need a tour of the toilet:

[BallyBill]

English first no language since day in country.

[DogBarkTree]

[MarineBrat]

[Old Sarge]

///// #PPPPPPP

DTG 050028Z APR 08

T O P S E C R E T VIKINGKITTEN

SUBJ: SNIFF

RE: POST 1

1. PERIMETER SENSORS ALERTED OF SUSPECTED TROLL PRESENCE, THIS DTG, THIS LOCATION.

2. WATCH NCOIC IS DECLARING CODE VICTOR-KILO AND RECOMMENDING LEVEL ONE SURVEILL NOOB IN FREEP FORUM (S.N.I.F.F.).

3. ALL ELEMENTS ARE DIRECTED TO REPORT CONFIRM/DENY TO FREEPNORAD AS AVAILABLE. WATCH NCOIC WILL COORDINATE COMMS WITH FR MOD COMMAND BUNKER.

4. CHALLENGE/PASSWORD: STUNE-RALPH.

#/////

NOTHING FOLLOWS

EOM EOM EOM

[deport]

Best I can surmise.........

Need more cowbell

[CAluvdubya]

Somehow I don't think this is the site you were looking for!

[Mr_Moonlight]

[SIDENET]

Your zot is on its way.

"Buff 01 inbound, 2 minutes to weapons release."

[Man50D]

That’s a tough read. I suggest using the BR tags for paragraphs.

[woofie]

yea right

[reagan_fanatic]

ZOT!

[bd476]

isnogood_03 wrote: "...Simply Mr. Bush today, follows the vision of Stalin and Titos for taking territories from Greece following dance floor their dark drawing!"

Dance? You said dance? I have something familiar for you, which is also foreign and it's all wrapped up into one amazing dance video from Australia.

Click here: Zorba the Greek Yolngu style

[armymarinemom]