DUmmie FUnnies 08-02-01 ("Should religion be outlawed?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 2, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

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[saganite]

#1!

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[tiredoflaundry]

Morning!

[franksolich]

I actually read this edition, wrote a long comment (not posted), and then re-read the latest edition, and I'm still in the top 10?

Everybody must be on vacation.

[SC Swamp Fox]

Top 10!

[Incorrigible]

Top 10!

[gate2wire]

My children, for example, have never been to a church and were not baptized.

I hate to read things like this. Sad.
Father, forgive them.

[Ogie Oglethorpe]

Top 10?

[cripplecreek]

Not outlawed but tightly regulated

Welcome to the new inquisition where science will determine which religious beliefes are acceptable. Disobedience will be punished with pain inducing scientifically approved drugs.

[gate2wire]

But I say only the Western Regligions (Islam, Christianity, Judaism)

That's very tolerant of you, DUmmie.

[franksolich]

My children, for example, have never been to a church and were not baptized.

Interestingly, it is ONLY in this time and place, in this society and culture based upon Christianity, that such is possible.

Any other time or place, past or present, this DUmmie would be either socially or governmentally compelled to conform.

Odd, isn't it, that the Haters Hate that which has made their freedom to Hate possible without repercussions to them.

[The_Victor]

13th?!

[bwteim]

" where does the constitution say that?..."

Thanks, PJ. Great commentary. Was that your post to them?? LOL.

[Mercat]

Loved the stuff about how it's a shame that science makes life better for us ignorant trolls. I was pretty happy when the power came back on last night, saving me from trying to sleep with no AC in midwestern August temps.

[kevkrom]

Should religion be outlawed

The party of "tolerance" strikes again...

[arizonarachel]

1. no minor should be allowed to possess a religious text, participate in a religious ritual or enter a church

2. no adult should be allowed to possess a religious text without taking a course in comparative world religion at the first year university level, and all such courses should be taught by Unitarians or Atheists.

And DUmmies aren't communists who want to take all the rights away from anyone who disagrees with them?? I should refer all the 'democrats' in my family to DU and let them see what their 'base' discusses on a daily basis.

[Knitting A Conundrum]

This is especially true of DUmmies:

[Talking_Mouse]

Ahh, DUmmies talking about the opiate of the masses. So enlightened, so tolorant.

But I say only the Western Regligions (Islam, Christianity, Judaism)

Does this apply to the pre-christian religions of the west too? We know that many DUmmies are neo-pagans, can they no longer worship the goddess?

1. no minor should be allowed to possess a religious text, participate in a religious ritual or enter a church

So we can't teach children about the Eightfold Path and how it changed India, we can't teach them about the schism between Catholicism and Orthodoxy and how that effected both Europe and the Middle East, we can't teach about the Middle Kingdom because of Shintoism (throwing most knowledge of the Sons of Han right out), etc.

Ya know, banning science seems to fig right in with everything else they want to do.

[RedRover]

no minor should be allowed to possess a religious text, participate in a religious ritual or enter a church.

No minor should be allowed to read DUmmie rants without commentary in Bolshevik red.