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DUmmie FUnnies 04-24-06 ("Thoughts on John Kerry")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 24, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 04/24/2006 7:20:12 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

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To: PJ-Comix
I worked 14 to 20 hour days for 7 months as a field coordinator in a very competetive state, in three highly Republican counties. . . .

It sounds, Will, like they shipped you off to some place where you couldn't do much harm, to counties that were already a lost cause. Smart move on their part.

Unlike your daddy, Redding Pitt, who spent all that time and money on the doomed Kerry campaign in Alabama, while neglecting entirely winnable races for local Dems, much to their dismay--thus leading to your daddy's being dumped as Dem party chair in that state.

41 posted on 04/24/2006 8:16:49 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Will the Shill.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Right there I know Pitt is making this up.

I don't think this was PPP speaking...

42 posted on 04/24/2006 8:23:13 AM PDT by kevkrom (Posting snarky comments so you don't have to)
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To: PJ-Comix
My name was read as a list of people who were to go to their local county courthouse to observe the vote counting process and be ready for any kind of "trouble." A few days before, I had been told to have a bag with several days' clothes and supplies ready to go.

Fearing his celebrity would cause him problems, Will decided to go incognito, wearing his Midnight Cowboy outfit:


43 posted on 04/24/2006 8:25:46 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Snake Pitt.)
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That wasn't Pitt who worked those hours. I was quoting the author of a non-Pitt thread who swore off the Kerry Kool Aid.


44 posted on 04/24/2006 8:31:41 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: kevkrom; PJ-Comix
I don't think this was PPP speaking...

Oops! You're right. I didn't notice THIS in PJ's intro: "posted by a DUmmie whose thoughts on Kerry would not be pleasing to Shill Pitt." Thanks for alerting me before I continued with more posts assuming it was Will the Shill speaking.

So disregard my posts 38, 41, and 43, in which I thought it was Pitt.

45 posted on 04/24/2006 8:32:37 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Read before posting.)
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To: kevkrom; Charles Henrickson
Correct. I was quoting ANOTHER DUmmie. Pitt can't work those long hours without a "refreshment" stop at Bukowski's. Remember, he couldn't even spend a night in the Texas ditch with Cindy Sheehan. Pitt spent his evenings in a hotel room with A/C.

BTW, there was a recent Pitt self-promoting, name dropping thread where Pitt was buying drinks for Cindy Sheehan at Bukowski's. I kid you not.

46 posted on 04/24/2006 8:34:33 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
At this point.... would I suspend my life and do it all again for John Kerry? No. He has done nothing since the polls closed. . . .

Hey, that's not true! Jean-Fraud Kerry has CONQUERED the slopes of Davos and Gstaad!

47 posted on 04/24/2006 8:37:21 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (I'm still a little rusty, I guess, after a long Lenten lay-off.)
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Here's my favorite DU post since this weekend's Kerry speech:

Think about what she's actually saying there. She's not saying that she wishes it would be announced that Kerry actually won, she's saying that she actually BELIEVES that they are about to announce that Kerry really won the last election. CNN is already showing deference to Kerry, because they have inside information that the results of the election two years ago are about to be overturned.

She really believes that this is about to happen, because Kerry has a lot of flags around him and Wolf Blitzer schlepped his dumb butt over to Kerry's office for an interview.

I wonder if she's calling her friends and getting ready to party when the news becomes official - John Kerry is President. Right now!

You can't spell delusional without DU.

48 posted on 04/24/2006 8:39:17 AM PDT by dead
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To: PJ-Comix; kevkrom
BTW, there was a recent Pitt self-promoting, name dropping thread where Pitt was buying drinks for Cindy Sheehan at Bukowski's. I kid you not.

Maybe they were planning something:

. . .. "MOTHER" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. PIED PIPER
SHEEHAN . . . . . . . . . . . .PITT.


SHEEHAN-PITT '08
WE'RE DITCHING AMERICA

Paid for by the Moonbat Coalition. sfexpat2000, Treasurer.

49 posted on 04/24/2006 8:42:05 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Will Pitt, the Wild Bull of the Pompous.)
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To: PJ-Comix
BTW, there was a recent Pitt self-promoting, name dropping thread where Pitt was buying drinks for Cindy Sheehan at Bukowski's. I kid you not.

Maybe Pitt goes for OVER-age gals, too. Cindy's available, you know. And Wee Willie is desperate.

50 posted on 04/24/2006 8:43:22 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Prediction: The Pitt of Despair will be ditched by Cindy.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I love Feingold but there is no way he will get the nomination being an unmarried candidate.

Russ needs to find himself a sugar mama like Kerry did.

51 posted on 04/24/2006 8:49:40 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Ketchup mama?)
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To: PJ-Comix
TOP 57!


52 posted on 04/24/2006 8:53:31 AM PDT by NewLand (Posting against liberalism since the 20th century!)
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To: PJ-Comix
getting the feeling of being steamrolled for all of our efforts.

What gave you that idea?


53 posted on 04/24/2006 8:53:45 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Rove sees all, knows all, controls all.)
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To: PJ-Comix
On Election Night 2004, I was on a call with the rest of the GOTV (get out the vote) staff in the state I was in. My name was read as a list of people who were to go to their local county courthouse to observe the vote counting process and be ready for any kind of "trouble." A few days before, I had been told to have a bag with several days' clothes and supplies ready to go. When I got this call to go to the courthouse, I grabbed my bag and headed towards the door.

Contents of DUmmies' survival kit:

One forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; and three pair of Depends.

54 posted on 04/24/2006 8:55:29 AM PDT by weegee ("CBS NEWS? Is that show still on?" - freedomson)
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To: PJ-Comix
At this point.... would I suspend my life and do it all again for John Kerry? No. He has done nothing since the polls closed...

John Kerry is a man who had never authored any significant piece of legislation. What'd you expect???

55 posted on 04/24/2006 8:57:24 AM PDT by weegee ("CBS NEWS? Is that show still on?" - freedomson)
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To: PJ-Comix
if this past 15 years is a slow recapitulation of the Civil War, he's the Sherman figure in it.

I would compare Kerry more to General George McClellan, who never got moving, failed to go on the offensive, and so was dumped by President Lincoln. That is Kerry's fate among the DUmmies.

56 posted on 04/24/2006 9:01:13 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Generally speaking.)
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57 posted on 04/24/2006 9:02:21 AM PDT by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestu s globus, inflammare animos)
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To: weegee
don't forget the self tanner and Lance Armstrong "Lose Strong" bracelet.


58 posted on 04/24/2006 9:05:01 AM PDT by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestu s globus, inflammare animos)
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To: PJ-Comix

no thoughts for john kerry . . . just a finger. can you guess which one?


59 posted on 04/24/2006 9:14:35 AM PDT by Big Guy and Rusty 99 (what?)
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To: Charles Henrickson
That's about the twentieth graphic that I've created and then saw later with the "StrangeCosmos" or "StrangePolitics" tag appended to it. Those guys are disgusting thieves.

You can find it on my Freeper page without their bidenesque tag on it.

60 posted on 04/24/2006 9:18:41 AM PDT by dead
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