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Semi-News: Martha Stewart Endorses Hillary
AZCONSERVATIVE ^ | 16 Dec 2005 | John Semmens

Posted on 12/18/2005 10:24:25 AM PST by John Semmens

Master of home décor, Martha Stewart is endorsing Hillary Clinton for president.

“As first lady, Hillary demonstrated impeccable taste in home furnishings,” Stewart said. “Her artistic flair for drapery is unparalleled. This is the kind of leadership the country has missed since that Texas yahoo moved into the White House."

Stewart also cited Senator Clinton’s investment acumen as further qualification for the presidency. “Hillary once made $100,000 in a single day in commodity speculation and she didn’t have to go to jail afterward,” Stewart said. “She’s sharp. That’s what America needs from its leaders.”

As evidence of her seriousness, Ms. Stewart has planted a flower bed that spells out “Hillary 2008” at her home in Danbury, Connecticut.

(Excerpt) Read more at azconservative.org ...


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: 2008; hillary2008; hillaryclinton; marthastewart; satire

1 posted on 12/18/2005 10:24:26 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

These damn republican money grabbers and their big money politicians make me so...wait a tick. Oh, never mind.


2 posted on 12/18/2005 10:28:49 AM PST by LearsKent
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To: John Semmens
Blond Rat Moonbat Bimbos.


3 posted on 12/18/2005 10:30:48 AM PST by axes_of_weezles
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To: John Semmens

"Texas yahoo"?? What about an Arkansas chicken.....oh never mind!


4 posted on 12/18/2005 11:24:50 AM PST by CIDKauf (No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.)
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To: John Semmens
Hillary has shown an incredible knack for being frugal as well, using one thing and making it seem to be another.

Remember how she took Vince Foster's murder and made it look like a suicide?

5 posted on 12/18/2005 11:51:45 AM PST by infidel29 ("We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." --Benjamin Franklin)
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To: John Semmens

Who gives a big rats A**, Birds of a feather fly togather.
These two scumb bags realy know how to work the stock mkt.


6 posted on 12/18/2005 2:40:04 PM PST by buck61 (luv6060)
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To: John Semmens
Stewart said, "She's sharp."

Sounds like Hillary must be an expert at 'cutting the cheese'.

7 posted on 12/18/2005 6:30:46 PM PST by melt (Someday, they'll wish their Jihad... Jihadn't.)
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To: buck61

Takes a crook to know a crook. Sewer water seeks it's own level.


8 posted on 12/18/2005 8:38:01 PM PST by Dawgreg (Happiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you have.)
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To: John Semmens

Felons can't vote.


9 posted on 12/18/2005 9:18:20 PM PST by Dashing Dasher ((It was) Like being shot through a pinball machine with a piano on your chest!)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Unfortunately, some states do allow felons to vote. And as luck would have it, New York is one such state. Probably one of the reasons Hillary the carpetbagger chose that state to run in.


10 posted on 12/19/2005 12:01:22 AM PST by Peleliu1944 (What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about?)
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To: Peleliu1944

UGH...

Did not know that...

;-(


11 posted on 12/19/2005 6:46:57 AM PST by Dashing Dasher ((It was) Like being shot through a pinball machine with a piano on your chest!)
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To: Dashing Dasher

UGH is right. ;-)


12 posted on 12/19/2005 10:27:43 AM PST by Peleliu1944 (What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about?)
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To: Peleliu1944

No, they (including the Slickmeister here,too) chose New York because they knew full well it's the only state in the Union she (as a carpetbagger)could get elected by a landslide in, due to it's voting history. They knew better than to try it in the state they used to rule as co-governors.


13 posted on 12/20/2005 12:52:09 AM PST by The Foolkiller ( We're only trying to help people make right decisions-with the full force of government, of course.)
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