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DUmmie FUnnies 08-15-05 ("Is Bush Out of Control?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 15, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 08/15/2005 2:13:28 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

Talk about the pot calling the kettle black. The WACKO DUmmies are actually "worried" that Bush is out of control as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, "Is Bush Out of Control? Capital Hill Blue today." This from the same clowns composed of wackos such as mopaul and benburch among SCORES of other sanity deprived denizens of DUmmieland. So they think Bush is out of control? Did he wear a black Midnight Cowboy outfit in the hot Texas sun while walking around barefoot to allow his feet to be attacked by fire ants? Is Bush declaring that a Third American Empire began during the 1980 Olympic hockey victory over the Soviets when the fans began yelling "USA! USA!"? Actually all the speculation (and hope) that Bush has gone nuts is based entirely on rumor. So let us watch the nutcase DUmmies praying for a Bush Meltdown in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble correspondent, watching the DUmmies go COMPLETELY out of control EVERY DAY, is in the [brackets]:

Is Bush Out of Control? Capital Hill Blue today

[Are the DUmmies Out of Control? Yes, Every Day.]

Buy beleaguered, overworked White House aides enough drinks and they tell a sordid tale of an administration under siege, beset by bitter staff infighting and led by a man whose mood swings suggest paranoia bordering on schizophrenia.

[Buy me 18 year old Flor de Caña rum and I will probably tell you anything to keep the bartender pouring.]

They describe a President whose public persona masks an angry, obscenity-spouting man who berates staff, unleashes tirades against those who disagree with him and ends meetings in the Oval Office with “get out of here!”

[Those aides sound like they are describing Hillary. All they want is for you to keep pouring out the Flor de Caña.]

In fact, George W. Bush’s mood swings have become so drastic that White House emails often contain “weather reports” to warn of the President’s demeanor. “Calm seas” means Bush is calm while “tornado alert” is a warning that he is pissed at the world.

[Hillary was on PERMANENT tornado alert, especially when she slashed Bubba's face with her nails.]

Decreasing job approval ratings and increased criticism within his own party drives the President’s paranoia even higher. Bush, in a meeting with senior advisors, called Senator Majority Leader Bill Frist a “god-damned traitor” for opposing him on stem-cell research.

[What is the DUmmie screen name of the author of this Capitol Hill Blue piece of fiction?]

Is this true or not? Who knows but its great reading!

[So even though you admit that it probably isn't true, you admit that you enjoy reading this fiction. Hey, whatever turns you on.]

Dems need to pile on this They need to force a public meltdown of spectacular proportions. With an unbalanced personality like *, it's very possible.

[If Bush were already unhinged, why would the Democrats need to pile on? Unless, the story ISN'T true.]

How much would we love to see a public meltdown on TV? I hope to see him disolve in a puddle of piss, vomit and crap as the weight of what he has done sinks in... all in public on tv.In reality it would prolly scare me no end to see this happen, but I still want it hehe.tib

[Thus spaketh yet ANOTHER out of control DUmmie.]

I'm seriously worried about his mental stability. And not so much about Washington, but in Crawford. I think the reason they send him on these outrageous '5-week vacations' is because they know he's fragile mentally.So what happens? Cindy Sheehan and company arrive, right on his doorstep. This is an instant downer, because now he has to justify what he does all day long, in particular when he doesn't meet with her. The fact is, he CAN'T meet with her. Cindy Sheehan has publicly announced that she's going to debate him - something he's not able to do right now.

[Thanks for ADMITTING what Cindy Sheehan's REAL agenda is... To get into Bush's face. Amazing that a lot of reporters are still promoting the fiction that Bush meeting with Cindy Sheehan would be a warm fuzzy thing for him to do when the REAL agenda of the left is for Cindy to be completely confrontational.]

this man is totally sick..and he has his followers ........who believe everything he says...hes dangerous......to the entire world....he is the one who has his finger on the switch....and if this is true.he must be taken out of the WH.by force if necessary..for the survival of our country......

[By force if necessary...which means by violence. Thank you for sharing that thought, DUmmie bluedog. I repeat, DUmmie bluedog. Oh, and give the Secret Service my regards.]

capitol hill blue is a crap website if someone can get a video of this shit, I'd take it seriously but otherwise this could be a bunch of crap.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]


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I am posting this from a library. I probably could have done it from home but didn't want to take the chance of my computer freezing up on me and messing up all the work.

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

1 posted on 08/15/2005 2:13:29 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 08/15/2005 2:14:46 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

In before the ping?


3 posted on 08/15/2005 2:14:52 PM PDT by JimWforBush (Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember)
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To: PJ-Comix

1st!


4 posted on 08/15/2005 2:15:45 PM PDT by Lurker (" Many are already stating that the decision in Kelo renders the contract null and void." I agree.)
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To: PJ-Comix

The DUmmies think Bush is out of control???? What idiots!


5 posted on 08/15/2005 2:16:20 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: Lurker

5th?


6 posted on 08/15/2005 2:16:21 PM PDT by darkangel82
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To: PJ-Comix

My first top ten!!!


7 posted on 08/15/2005 2:17:02 PM PDT by Jacktown
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To: PJ-Comix

Since I know several WH aides, I can say this is just kaka.


8 posted on 08/15/2005 2:17:52 PM PDT by Hoodlum91
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To: PJ-Comix
Is this true or not?

Why bother checking if it's untrue? That's never stopped you people from posting stuff before.

9 posted on 08/15/2005 2:20:28 PM PDT by Dr.Hilarious ("And I can KICK!"-Crispin Glover)
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To: PJ-Comix

Woo-hoo! He's baaaaaaack! Thanks for the DUFU, PJ!


10 posted on 08/15/2005 2:21:13 PM PDT by LUV W (A BAD DAY FOR THE DIMS IS A GOOD DAY FOR THE COUNTRY!!!!!! GO BOLTON-CLEAN HOUSE AT THE UN!!! :o))
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 15? No way!


11 posted on 08/15/2005 2:23:13 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (What did Jamie "The Wall" Gorelick know, and when did she know it?)
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To: PJ-Comix
led by a man whose mood swings suggest paranoia bordering on schizophrenia

Clinton is no longer in the White House. (thank God)

12 posted on 08/15/2005 2:24:49 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (What did Jamie "The Wall" Gorelick know, and when did she know it?)
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To: Choose Ye This Day
Top 20!

NFP

13 posted on 08/15/2005 2:26:30 PM PDT by Notforprophet (Democrats have stood their own arguments on their heads so often that they now stand for nothing.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I hope to see him disolve in a puddle of piss, vomit and crap

Projection. Plain and simple. This is what always happens to the DUmmies themselves, every time Lucy yanks the football away, or every time the circular ant mill takes them nowhere--once again.

14 posted on 08/15/2005 2:27:53 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (What did Jamie "The Wall" Gorelick know, and when did she know it?)
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To: PJ-Comix
White House emails often contain “weather reports” to warn of the President’s demeanor. “Calm seas” means Bush is calm while “tornado alert” is a warning that he is pissed at the world...

And lightning coming from his eyes means DUmmies BEWARE!!!!!!.......



.....Oh! There it is! You're DOomed, DUmmie!!!!!

15 posted on 08/15/2005 2:28:17 PM PDT by LUV W (A BAD DAY FOR THE DIMS IS A GOOD DAY FOR THE COUNTRY!!!!!! GO BOLTON-CLEAN HOUSE AT THE UN!!! :o))
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To: PJ-Comix

these people have no room to be talking about anyone being
"fragile mentally"...talk about the pot calling the kettle..


16 posted on 08/15/2005 2:31:28 PM PDT by socialismisinsidious
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To: Choose Ye This Day
led by a man whose mood swings suggest paranoia bordering on schizophrenia

Didn't Al Gore invent Prozac for his lively wife?

17 posted on 08/15/2005 2:32:15 PM PDT by politicalwit (Due to the shortage of virgins, all suicide bombings have been cancelled.)
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To: PJ-Comix

This is amazing. Bush is "angry." He's "paranoid." He's "rude" and "prone to outbursts." He's "sick."

What did these DUmmies say about Spot when he was being fellated in the Oval Office by chubby interns, when he ran smear campaigns against the "bimbo eruptions," when his libido ran amok, when he screamed at underlings, when he had to dodge Hillary's lamps, etc., etc., ad nauseum?

Was Spot sick? No...according to the DUmmies he was the great liberal Messiah.


18 posted on 08/15/2005 2:32:55 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (What did Jamie "The Wall" Gorelick know, and when did she know it?)
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To: politicalwit

lively=lovely


19 posted on 08/15/2005 2:32:57 PM PDT by politicalwit (Due to the shortage of virgins, all suicide bombings have been cancelled.)
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To: PJ-Comix

top 20


20 posted on 08/15/2005 2:33:31 PM PDT by MikefromOhio (Waiting for Willie's boohoohoo of the week....next week, 200 strippers laid off in Tampa......)
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To: politicalwit

....or lively! :o)

Compared to him!


21 posted on 08/15/2005 2:34:06 PM PDT by LUV W (A BAD DAY FOR THE DIMS IS A GOOD DAY FOR THE COUNTRY!!!!!! GO BOLTON-CLEAN HOUSE AT THE UN!!! :o))
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To: PJ-Comix

The DUmmies are the one's who are losing it. They're in the process of canonizing Sheehan. They've resumed the lock, ban, delete if anyone says anything negative about her.

I peeked in early this morning and saw the following:

1. A thread referencing the article with link from Newsweek where her remaining son asked her to come home to support the family. There were several comments about the son being sexist and not needing his Mother because, after all...he's 21 years old and an adult. Just because he's dealing with the death of his brother, divorce papers being filed, his mother off sitting in a ditch and one of his sisters out doing a bit too much partying.

2. Every thread posted about David Duke endorsing Sheehan is automatically sent down the memory hole. After all, if it's not posted on DU, it can't be true.

3. The posting of the information about the divorce decree being on file. Even though the county website was used for proof, all sorts of reasons were being thrown out that it wasn't true. The site was hacked, it wasn't the official county website and so forth, so therefore it wasn't true either. This after FR had her statement posted about her being angry about her family being slimed where she confirmed the divorce had been filed.

Oh, and there's the now archived thread where they did their usual with fundraising. However, this one seemed rather apropos to me since they raised enough to supply the first porta-potty. Gotta help get rid of the cr*p, doncha know!


22 posted on 08/15/2005 2:37:21 PM PDT by Sally'sConcerns
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To: PJ-Comix
Bush, in a meeting with senior advisors, called Senator Majority Leader Bill Frist a “god-damned traitor” for opposing him on stem-cell research.

I've seen some other left wing rags trying to spread the rumor that Bush curses and uses obscenities like a drunken sailor when he's out of public earshot. It's obviously meant to disillusion his supporters on the Christian right by making him look like a hypocrite who is just using his claim of being a "born again" Christian to get their votes. Their ploy hasn't worked yet, but apparently they're still trying to pull it off.

23 posted on 08/15/2005 2:39:28 PM PDT by epow ( The only fish that always swim with the current are dead fish)
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To: PJ-Comix
Cindy Sheehan, 48, is not a natural-born revolutionary. She speaks in a high, almost childlike voice. She says like as often as any teenager, as in, "This whole thing was like so freaking spur of the moment."
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1463871/posts
(Excerpt) Read more at time.com

yeah that's it President Bush won't meet with Sheehan because he can't debate a 40 something year old woman who talks like a teenager....
the dummies are even funnier than usual...
24 posted on 08/15/2005 2:39:42 PM PDT by socialismisinsidious
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To: PJ-Comix
Is Bush Out of Control? Capital Hill Blue today

Are DUmmies out of grammar school? It's "Capitol" when referring to the building or the hill where the building is located.

25 posted on 08/15/2005 2:41:49 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson ("Capitol" punishment.)
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To: Sally'sConcerns
However, this one seemed rather apropos to me since they raised enough to supply the first porta-potty

Sindy is only $10 away from building a 2-holer outhouse.

26 posted on 08/15/2005 2:44:18 PM PDT by epow ( The only fish that always swim with the current are dead fish)
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To: PJ-Comix
a man whose mood swings suggest paranoia. . . .

benburch? mopaul? No, wait. They don't have mood swings, 'cause they never swing out of paranoia.

27 posted on 08/15/2005 2:45:51 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing.)
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To: PJ-Comix
an angry, obscenity-spouting man. . . .

goodboy? No, wait. It says, "man."

28 posted on 08/15/2005 2:49:33 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (He's such a goodlittleboy.)
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To: PJ-Comix
an angry, obscenity-spouting man. . . .

For the DUmmies to criticize anyone for being angry or spouting obscenities is the height of hypocrisy, since they specialize in anger and obscenity.

29 posted on 08/15/2005 2:52:02 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Angry, obscenity-spouting DUmmies.)
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To: PJ-Comix
"weather reports" to warn of the President's demeanor.

Here's a "weather report" for you DUmmies: There's . . .

A PERFECT ROVIAN STORM

on the way.

30 posted on 08/15/2005 2:55:21 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Seek shelter immediately.)
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Dems need to pile on this. . . .

Oh, they'll leave a pile, all right.

31 posted on 08/15/2005 2:57:31 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (A bottomless pile of Pitt.)
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How much would we love to see a public meltdown on TV?

As much as we FReepers love to see you DUmmies melt down on the Internet--which you do quite often.

32 posted on 08/15/2005 2:59:48 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (They're melting, melting. . . .)
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To: PJ-Comix
Bush is obviously out of control... Just look at him

A monster i say!!!

Myweighin.com - my pet project
33 posted on 08/15/2005 3:01:27 PM PDT by smith288 (Peace at all cost makes for tyranny free of charge...)
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Cindy Sheehan and company arrive, right on his doorstep. This is an instant downer. . . .

The Downer Street Mommy.

34 posted on 08/15/2005 3:01:45 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DSM.)
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To: Sally'sConcerns
The DUmmies are the one's who are losing it. They're in the process of canonizing Sheehan. They've resumed the lock, ban, delete if anyone says anything negative about her.

I was in the DUmp yesterday, and it looked like around 75% of them changed their avatars to Cindy. I read several of the Sheehan threads trying to figure out why this has become the most important issue in their lives. I still don't know. Don't they realize that the only people following this story are themselves, and political junkies like us? How exactly do they think this event will bring down the Bush evil empire? It's not even possible by any stretch of the imagination. Yet, they're putting even more hope in this than they did in Ohio, the Downing Street Memo, Gannon, ect.
35 posted on 08/15/2005 3:02:17 PM PDT by Welsh Rabbit
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To: PJ-Comix
and if this is true.he must be taken out of the WH.by force if necessary. . . .

Democratic Underground apparently does not believe in democratic elections.

36 posted on 08/15/2005 3:10:03 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (So they've even given up on impeachment?)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 100?


37 posted on 08/15/2005 3:14:02 PM PDT by Hawk1976 (Tyrants move in one piece at a time.)
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To: Welsh Rabbit

The Sheehan story...the heir to Rove/Plamegate, which itself followed on the heels of the DSM, which was preceded by Gannongate (or was it the Ohio/Diebold scandal?). The DUmmies need to BELIEEEEEVE in something that can bring down the BFEE; since they tend to choose flimsy-as-cardboard scandals, tehy have to move to the next one quickly as the manufactured story unravels.

I wonder what the next "This Changes Everything" story will be?


38 posted on 08/15/2005 3:19:01 PM PDT by Cyclopean Squid (Performing at a level just a hair above incompetence.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Democratic Underground apparently does not believe in democratic elections.

Everyone agrees with democracy until they're in the minority.
39 posted on 08/15/2005 3:21:12 PM PDT by Cyclopean Squid (Performing at a level just a hair above incompetence.)
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To: PJ-Comix
this could be a bunch of crap.

There it is, DU's new masthead:


THIS COULD BE
A BUNCH OF CRAP.

40 posted on 08/15/2005 3:23:11 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Democratic Underground: This could be a bunch of crap.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

ROTFLMAO!!!!!


41 posted on 08/15/2005 3:29:29 PM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle ("As a conservative site, Free Republic is pro-G-d, PRO-LIFE..." -- FR founder Jim Robinson)
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To: PJ-Comix

Was this report faxed to Capitol Hill Blue by some anonymous person at a Kinko's somewhere in Texas?

The soap opera continues.

Hey, MSM! How about paying some serious attention to Able Danger and the 9/11 Blame Bush Commission???


42 posted on 08/15/2005 3:29:36 PM PDT by Purrcival (MSM & DUmmies - Exploiting grieving mothers for political gain)
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To: Welsh Rabbit
I was in the DUmp yesterday, and it looked like around 75% of them changed their avatars to Cindy.

Conyers . . . Andy . . . we hardly knew ye.

43 posted on 08/15/2005 3:30:23 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Democratic Underground: This could be a bunch of crap.)
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To: Sally'sConcerns

Link to the Smoking Gun entry re: Sheehan's hubby filing for divorce (link from Drudge):

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0815051sheehan1.html


44 posted on 08/15/2005 3:32:12 PM PDT by Purrcival (MSM & DUmmies - Exploiting grieving mothers for political gain)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Dems need to pile on this. . . .

Oh, they'll leave a pile, all right.

...and then they'll proceed to step in it.

45 posted on 08/15/2005 3:37:22 PM PDT by Purrcival (MSM & DUmmies - Exploiting grieving mothers for political gain)
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To: PJ-Comix

Isn't this at least the fifth or sixth time Capitol Hill Blue has tried to push this Bush-as-raging-psychopath story? When are they going to get the hint that nobody in RationalLand is buying it?


46 posted on 08/15/2005 3:40:52 PM PDT by Dont Mention the War (John Bolton for White House Press Secretary!)
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To: Purrcival

Anything that keeps the DUmmies stirring in their own impotent hatred is good for this country.


47 posted on 08/15/2005 3:43:38 PM PDT by Democratshavenobrains
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To: Purrcival

Anything that keeps the DUmmies stirring in their own impotent hatred is good for this country.


48 posted on 08/15/2005 3:43:44 PM PDT by Democratshavenobrains
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To: Charles Henrickson
For the DUmmies to criticize anyone for being angry or spouting obscenities is the height of hypocrisy, since they specialize in anger and obscenity.

I hope to see him disolve in a puddle of piss, vomit and crap as the weight of what he has done sinks in...

I believe the saying is "the proof is in the puddin" Charles.

49 posted on 08/15/2005 4:02:10 PM PDT by SCALEMAN (Completely Useless Before September)
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To: PJ-Comix

Didn't CHB have a story something like this in 2004?


50 posted on 08/15/2005 4:03:37 PM PDT by Duke Nukum (To thine own self be true...or relatively true. --Guy Caballero)
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