DUmmie FUnnies 08-08-05 ("Why aren't the democrats talking about PNAC...?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 8, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[chesley]

Cripes!! When did Skinner ban LIHOP & MIHOP???

And when did he really worry about the loons showing themselves as such? He couldn't run his website without them.

[PJ-Comix]

Good to see you PJ!

I haven't gone anywhere. I just took off for the weekend as always. However, I almost did post on Saturday. I didn't have my usual rum ration on hand because I have a medical procedure to be done on Thursday and they told me no alcohol on Wednesday. Therefore I don't want any rum around to tempt me. But after Thursday.....

[carlr]

PNAC scares the shit out of people.

So does the idea that DUmmies want to be in control of national security.

[kevkrom]

Typical DUmmie laziness... rather than confront and challenge opposing viewpoints, they simply find some label for them as a boogeyman that they can just point to and say "EEEEEVIIIILLLL!!!"

Ever notice how many "boogeymen" the DUmmies have? Mentioning any of the following is sufficient for them to establish "evility", without any discussion of fact:

• Haliburton
• PNAC
• BFEE
• Karl Rove
• etc.

[PJ-Comix]

Cripes!! When did Skinner ban LIHOP & MIHOP???

Skinner banned such talk recently. Most likely because the Professional Democrats told him to keep the lid on the Democrat paranoia. Afterall, DUmmieland is the primary DEMOCRAT website on the Net and the Professional Democrats want to be spared the embarrassment of being associated with the Psychotic Left.

[Einigkeit_Recht_Freiheit]

Wait, the Dems are worried about IHOP? Is there something in the pancakes? Oh wait, that LIHOP.

[Antioch]

LIHOP: refers to a conspiracy theory, similar to MIHOP, that the administration of US President George W. Bush was aware of the 9/11/2001 terrorist plans and "Let It Happen On Purpose."

MIHOP: Made it Happen on Purpose: A paranoid variation on above. i.e. Bush started the Iraq war started deliberatly to aid his buddies at Haliburton.

[Ditter]

I am one of those unfortunate folks who is made terribly sick by alcohol, so I don't drink anything ever, but I would join you in a Rum and Coke if I could. Best of luck with your procedure.

[Ditter]

Thanks! What does PNAC stand for?

[SCALEMAN]

These people have way to many initals of things for me to come up with. My mind starts to wander. I'll try again. LOL

You're not the only one..I don't have a clue what they're talkin about most of the time...Sometimes I think they just put some letters together and call it a threat....

Ree, you have to put in a lot of time with the CT (conspiracy theory) faction to learn all of the initials they use.

I'm suprised that Drowning Stream Memoirs hasn't morphed into DSR by now. Hell maybe it has.

[SoothingDave]

I know you have told us what PNAC, ILHOP, MIHOP, BFFE

PNAC=Project for a New American Century. A think tank that thinks America should use its force for good in the world. This makes them evil to the DUmmies.

LIHOP= Let It Happpen On Purpose. "It" being 9/11. Bizarre theory that Bush let 9/11 happen.

MIHOP = Made It Happen On Purpose. Even more bizarre theory that Bush made 9/11 happen.

BFEE = Bush Family Evil Empire. Evil cabal between Bushes and House of Saud and all the other meanies.

SD

[gate2wire]

See post 17

[cardinal4]

Wes Clark did. But he's about the only one. And the media called him "nuts" and "coocoo" when he did.

But not when he ordered British Paratroops to fire on Russian troops. Thats when his nuttiness became apparent..

[N. Theknow]

I think this is what PNAC means.

Project for the New American Century

Don't know why the loonies would find this as troublesome as their whack-job theories on LIHOP (Let It Happen On Purpose) or MIHOP (Make It Happen On Purpose) with regard to 9/11, but then again the Liberal mind is a peculiar sort of organism.

[PJ-Comix]

I am one of those unfortunate folks who is made terribly sick by alcohol, so I don't drink anything ever, but I would join you in a Rum and Coke if I could.

No! No! NOT rum and coke. Do you want to know the REAL reason for the rum and coke drinks? It is because the crappy mass market rum tastes so lousy that you have to mix it with coke to make it drinkable. GOOD aged rum needs no coke. You just drink it straight on the rocks. You know it is good quality when you can drink most of a bottle and NOT have a hangover in the morning. BTW, the reason why you get sick on alcohol might have something to do with the type of liquor you are drinking. Try drinking HIGH QUALITY liquor. It makes a HUGE difference.

[cripplecreek]

Lets not forget that Wes also ignored direct orders and met with a war criminal and even traded hats with him.

[NRA1995]

the PNAC people aren't exactly hiding

I've always loved double-deck PNAChle!

[Always Right]

You would think at least one freeper troll would have chimed in.

[SCALEMAN]

If you expect THIS audience to read your articles, you really need to include a glossary.

Very good idea. A conpanion DUmmie Conspiracy Theory Glossary thread could be started by someone with the will.

Each separate CT would have an entry with a brief explaination of what it means and relates to with links to the moonbattery and or full explaination thereof.

[Antioch]

The plan, as outlined in the PNAC document "Rebuilding America's Defenses", is to start with the invasion of Iraq, removal of Saddam Hussein as the first of several planned wars which would include attacks on Syria and Iran. The purpose of these wars is to demonstrate military might to intimidate other nations, at the same time permanently installing US military bases around the world to act as the global police, imposing and enforcing a law and order beneficial to the United States' interests.
PNAC was founded in part by Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Jeb Bush, Richard Perle, Lewis Libby and Paul Wolfowitz.

PNAC like freebase catnip to any respectable DUmmie