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Posted on 06/16/2005 6:08:52 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
"You can't name one lawmaker who has effected our government more positively in the last 35 years than John Kerry has"
Now I know what to think of when I have had a bad day and need a good laugh.
..."You can't name one lawmmaker who has affected our government more positively...than John Kerry"
WTF??? What are they smoking?...
Hey, when he doesn't show up for work (often, I hear), that could have a positive effect. :-)
That was the FUnniest line in the whole DUmmie thread.
Top 25?
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I can't tell you how much I enjoy your threads, and thank you for the work you do in wading through the DU swamp. Once, about 4 years ago..I clicked over there for about 3 minutes, and never, never, would I do that again. Your daily job is the cyber equivalent of the guy who has to clean the drains in a sewage treatment plant..
What? No DUmmies praised and worshipped John (yawn!) Kerry as a "shrewd, cunning prosecutor" who is simply "gathering evidence" and "preparing for trial"?
I can't believe the Devastating Prosecutor spin didn't come up.
Let's just hope he doesn't have to go on a date after cleaning the sewage treatment plant, eh?
Maybe they should give Kerry a winch and a bottle of Viagra to help him bring it up.
Actually, it reminds me of G. Gordon Liddy's description of "Nut Room" duty. The agents would take turns using the fancy spare office (when it wasn't being used for high-level conferences with visiting VIPs, which was 99+% of the time) so that goofballs who wandered in to warn the FBI about the space aliens invasion or whatever could go away happy, convinced that they'd gotten the attention of a high-level Bureau official.
"Maybe they should give Kerry a winch and a bottle of Viagra to help him bring it up."
You're so BAD! LOL!
I know this is great schtick and all, but apparently he did sign the form and the Boston paper did a story about how there was nothing of consequence in his records.
(Of course, being Kerry and the Boston media, there are questions remaining about if he really authorized a complete disclosure.)
SD
You're theory is dead on accurate, but it doesn't fit horseface. He crossed the line of do nothing and moved over into atempting to prevent real leaders from doing anything.
Believe me, Mama T is NOT pleased.
Poor DUmmies. They're just now figuring out what we've known all along. Kerry's a fraud and a phony.
Alas. Almost makes me feel sorry for them.
Almost.
Sounds like his beeber got stuned.
Hey, quit doing our DUFUs for us, you DUmmies!
The Return of . . . THE PLAN!
"I have a plan! . . . around here somewhere, I think . . . I know I put it in my pocket. . . ."
PJ, does this DUmmie win a kewpie doll for a moment of mental clarity?
Even a nut finds a blind squirrel every once in a while.
SD
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